ShadowDragon Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 (edited) The above is a treaty between Cronus and the Random Insanity Alliance. If you would like to read this in a language you can understand (assuming Wingdings isn't your first language) please visit either of our message boards. Thank you. EDIT: Translation added. >_> Preamble:In the interest of promoting friendship and ever-lasting peace between two sovereign alliances, Cronus and the Random Insanity Alliance do hereby sign this document of Peace, Intelligence, and Aid. Section I: Both alliances and their respected members shall remain sovereign of each other. Section II: Neither alliance shall engage in or endorse military action against the other signatory. If a nation is found in violation of this they will be ordered to offer peace and reparations, the amount of which to be decided by the signatories governments on a case-by-case basis. Defending nations are required to limit retaliation to the level of attacks received. Should an offending nation refuse to offer peace and agree on terms of reparations, as decided by their alliances government, they will be declared a rogue and will no longer be offered the protection of either alliance. Section II, Item A. Neither alliance will engage in or endorse espionage against the other. Section III: Both alliances and their respective members shall remain civil to each other at all times, especially in public forums. Section V: If either alliance receives information concerning a direct threat to the other, the receiving alliance will notify a member of the other signatory's government and provide the relevant information, keeping the source hidden if chosen. Section VI: Should either alliance find themselves in a defensive war, they may request financial aid from their fellow signatory, who are encouraged, yet not obligated, to fulfill such a request. Section VII: Either signatory may terminate this pact at any time; however, the withdrawing alliance must notify the other signatory through diplomatic channels 48 hours prior to cancellation, except when the countersigned has violated Sections II or III Signed for the Random Insanity Alliance: Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos DrunkWino - If you opened this in word to read the wingdings, then you're crazier than we are. Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Destroyer of Realities SWAT - Head of Foreign Affairs Agent Lemon, Head of Recruitment Signed for Cronus: Captain Ian ~ Admiral General Justin ~ Vice Admiral Lottario ~ Commodore Edited October 4, 2012 by ShadowDragon Quote
kobiashiy Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 congratulations but weird lol Quote
Uralica Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 ROFL!!! Just when I thought you couldn't get any more random or insane, you do this. o/ RIA o/ =WE= o/ indecipherable treaties Srqt Quote
Lennox Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 Excellent treaty! Now I just have to get around to reading it. Quote
Micah the Overlord Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 I thought my computer was messing up. lol. Anyway, congratulatios! Quote
fireguy15207 Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 That sure is a sexy treaty there. Congratulations to two great alliances Quote
Skippy Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 Now, is this a good treaty or a DoW? Who knows? Get the wingdings master out here! Quote
im317 Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 congratulations guys, i wont say on what so as not to spoil the effort. Quote
Illustrious Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 (edited) Odd.. but effective. Keep up the great work RIA! Edited February 11, 2009 by Paxis Quote
Prodigal Moon Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 Always sad to see an alliance disband. For the last time, o/ RIA! Congrats to Cronus on the strength and membership boost! .... Wait, that was a cube, not a mailbox. In that case, brilliant political move. Quote
Delta1212 Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 RIA. The new LUE. Welcome to 2006. We'll wait while you catch up. Quote
King DrunkWino Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 Welcome to 2006. We'll wait while you catch up. Can't stop here. It's bat country. Quote
Kevin McDonald Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 I offer you a most formal and heartfelt congratulations on this wondrous occasion. Peace be to you and your loved ones. Quote
Poobah Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 RIA. The new LUE. I thought MK was the new LUE. Wtf RIA? Quote
King Srqt Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 Welcome to 2006. We'll wait while you catch up. We must help the red team in their quest to destroy LUE!!!!! Quote
Geoffron X Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 (edited) I now wish to inflict pain on the signatories after this. Unfortunately, I can't read who signed it. You're good, RIA. Edited February 11, 2009 by Geoffron X Quote
King Srqt Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 I now wish to inflict pain on the signatories after this. Unfortunately, I can't read who signed it.You're good, RIA. We got you drunk and had you sign it. Ball is in your court. Quote
Teh Chad Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 RIA and Cronus just won the game with this treaty. Quote
nepenthes Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 This is a good move on your part I feel, get people involved in your alliance forums more! Quote
Jordite Posted February 11, 2009 Report Posted February 11, 2009 I wish I knew the proper meme to put here. Is it sad but necessary? Lines drawn? Erased maybe? Bull in a chinashop, a new queen, shoop da whoop, accidentally the whole thing, SOMEBODY TELL ME PLEASE! Quote
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