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The above is a treaty between Cronus and the Random Insanity Alliance. If you would like to read this in a language you can understand (assuming Wingdings isn't your first language) please visit either of our message boards. Thank you.

EDIT: Translation added. >_>

Preamble:

In the interest of promoting friendship and ever-lasting peace between two sovereign alliances, Cronus and the Random Insanity Alliance do hereby sign this document of Peace, Intelligence, and Aid.

Section I:

Both alliances and their respected members shall remain sovereign of each other.

Section II:

Neither alliance shall engage in or endorse military action against the other signatory. If a nation is found in violation of this they will be ordered to offer peace and reparations, the amount of which to be decided by the signatories governments on a case-by-case basis. Defending nations are required to limit retaliation to the level of attacks received. Should an offending nation refuse to offer peace and agree on terms of reparations, as decided by their alliances government, they will be declared a rogue and will no longer be offered the protection of either alliance.

Section II, Item A. Neither alliance will engage in or endorse espionage against the other.

Section III:

Both alliances and their respective members shall remain civil to each other at all times, especially in public forums.

Section V:

If either alliance receives information concerning a direct threat to the other, the receiving alliance will notify a member of the other signatory's government and provide the relevant information, keeping the source hidden if chosen.

Section VI:

Should either alliance find themselves in a defensive war, they may request financial aid from their fellow signatory, who are encouraged, yet not obligated, to fulfill such a request.

Section VII:

Either signatory may terminate this pact at any time; however, the withdrawing alliance must notify the other signatory through diplomatic channels 48 hours prior to cancellation, except when the countersigned has violated Sections II or III

Signed for the Random Insanity Alliance:

Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos

DrunkWino - If you opened this in word to read the wingdings, then you're crazier than we are.

Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Destroyer of Realities

SWAT - Head of Foreign Affairs

Agent Lemon, Head of Recruitment

Signed for Cronus:

Captain Ian ~ Admiral

General Justin ~ Vice Admiral

Lottario ~ Commodore

Edited by ShadowDragon
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Always sad to see an alliance disband. For the last time, o/ RIA!

Congrats to Cronus on the strength and membership boost!

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Wait, that was a cube, not a mailbox. In that case, brilliant political move.

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I now wish to inflict pain on the signatories after this. Unfortunately, I can't read who signed it.

You're good, RIA.

We got you drunk and had you sign it. Ball is in your court.

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I wish I knew the proper meme to put here. Is it sad but necessary? Lines drawn? Erased maybe? Bull in a chinashop, a new queen, shoop da whoop, accidentally the whole thing, SOMEBODY TELL ME PLEASE! OMGOSH.gifOMGOSH.gifOMGOSH.gif

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