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ChairmanHal gets assassinated!


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This news deeply saddens me. ChairmanHal was a kind, gentle, loving soul who was quick with a laugh, and always there to listen.

In true Southern style, I would like to deliver a plate of hot fried chicken and a bowl of cold potato salad to the family of the deceased. Please send me directions to the house.

Also,

o/ Assassin Order!

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Don't forget the ghost-of-Tela (which is probably in the banshee classification).

Tela and I had actually managed to start getting along a bit before she left--we even starting finding points of agreement. I miss her. I know Echelon does given how badly its NS crashed with her departure. <_<

This whole thread is reminding me of this quote:

Nurse: I'd thought you'd be happy for Miz. Threadgood.

Evelyn Couch: [Crying and very upset] Happy? Cuz she's dead?

Nurse: No that she gets to go home. She just left in a yellow cab.

Evelyn Couch: [Looking VERY confused] I don't understand...

Nurse: Well, there was really no point in her staying here now that Mrs. Otis died...

Evelyn Couch: [Wide eyed] Mrs. OTIS died?

Nurse: Well yes.

Evelyn Couch: Mrs Otis died!

[hopping around laughing]

Evelyn Couch: Mrs. Otis died!

[catches herself]

Evelyn Couch: Not that I'm happy that Mrs. Otis is dead.

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