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As everyone knows, ARES the Greek God of War, was also the Greek god of Skiing. Evidence of this can be found at every ski resort across Cuba and Suriname. As obviously proved thus far, ARES is the Skiing God. This is the only surviving visual evidence of ARES Skiing, with one (1) New Polar Order.


Without Further hesitation!

Mount Olympus Ski Resort Accords


Mutual Defence Pact

Article I: Non-aggression

Both signatories will hereafter refrain from any form of hostile activity, hereafter defined as military force, internal subversion or espionage of any kind, against the other.

Article II: Conduct

Signatories of this pact pledge to show only respect and good will towards each other. While this will prohibit outright verbal hostility in all its forms, it will not restrict healthy debate or productive disagreement.

Article III: Mutual Defence.

Should either signatory be subject to an act of aggression, they are well within their rights to request military support, which the other signatory is obligated to provide unless the former signatory had become involved in a conflict via other treaties with other alliances or blocs. In such a case, the request for aid becomes voluntary.

Article IV: Assistance

Should either signatory come into need of aid of either political or financial aid, they may request such support as is necessary from the other signatory. It is recognized, however, that this request is in no way an obligation.

Article V: Intelligence

Should vital knowledge of a political or military nature come to the attention of one signatory, they are required to share it with the other.

Article VI: Cancellation

It is the hope of both signatories that this pact may last forever, or until the bond it represents grows to the point where an upgrade is merited. Given the uncertainties of the future, however, it is recognized that should any of the above Articles be violated, or should some major irreparable disagreement arise, that this pact maybe cancelled after 5 days notice.

Signed for Ascended Republic of Elite States;

Joe Stupid- President

Draov- Vice President

Director of Foreign Affairs- Porksaber

Director of Internal Affairs- v0.0v

Director of Defense- That-One-Place

Director of Finance- Jotti

Director of Recruitment- Pattonsdog

Signed for the New Polar Order;

AlmightyGrub, Emperor

Dajobo, Minister of Truth

Jphillips, Deputy Minister of Truth

Jaguar1, Foreign Affairs Officer

tl;dr NpO and ARES have great sex :)

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Congrats to our allies in Polaris on getting closer with the awesome dudes in ARES. And congrats to Northrend for being completely ridiculous.

QUICK everyone look at NORTHREND! :v:

Who is that Northrend you speak of.



o/ That Polar alliance which I do not remember the name of.

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