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This is a transcript of the Beavis and Butthead war meeting:

So, uh, are we going to fight?

Uh, I don’t know, who’s fighting?

I don’t know, reading sucks.

I know dude but it must be done.

(Checks the landscape)

There’s like, a group of Murders fighting the …uh, MHA.

Murder is cool. Who’s MHA?

I don’t know, I think it has something to do with a towel and a hitchhiker.

Hitchhiking is cool, remember the time you tried to hitch a ride to the mall and ended up in jail.

Shut up, that sucked and, he never called me back.

Well who else is out there?

(Checks the landscape)

Whoa, MHA is also fighting TPF.

TPF, is that the group who’s symbol is a bird on fire.

Yea, fires cool.

(Stops for some headbanging)

So, are we going to do it?

Na, they blew up my cities earlier.

That sucks. So who else is out there?

(Checks the landscape)

There’s like uh, Lafayette Escadrille fighting Aztec.

That names too long.

What, Lafayette Escadrille?

No, Aztec. Who’s next?

(Checks the landscape)

The Roman Empire is fighting with MHA.

No there not idiot, they’re fighting those murderers.

That was last round dude.

What Murder Inc.?

No, IDIOT.

Well we need to fight someone, I have tanks and planes and troops and bombs and bullets and I need to fight someone (drinks coffee). Ahhhhhh this isn’t fair. All of the bombs I have and I don’t have nobody to attack. This sucks. Just DoW on someone.

Chill out, dude.

NO I WON’T CHILL OUT. I WAS TOLD THAT THIS WAS WHERE I GO TO FIGHT AND I WANT TO FIGHT. I DON’T CARE WHOM. I SIT HERE COLLECTING TAXES AND PAYING BILLS AND BUYING STUFF BUT THERE’S NOBODY TO ATTACK. YOU LIED TO ME DILLWEED. YOU SAID, “COME TO MY AA AND YOU’LL FIGHT SOMEONE”. WELL I’VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK AND NOTHING.

Whoa, check it out we are on TV.

We are, where?

Here dude,

What’s that over our heads?

I don’t know, you have a shot glass over yours.

That cool…. What were we talking about?

Uh, I don’t know.

This sucks, I’m going home.

Ok, bye.

Signed,

Archmage, Head Dillweed.

Kae Lee, Watery tart from Lake Titicaca.

King John Philos VI, Forged sig he knows nothing about this.

Tl;dr: In war or in peace, the point is to have fun. I hope you are because admin knows I am. Hope you got a laugh.

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I approve of this. Whoever you are, you have a good writing style. You want a war, come see me on IRC and I am sure I can find use for you.

Thanks, as for the war(s), I haven't decided if I'm going to fight or on what side.

I was just trying to put some humor in a (overly) serious atmosphere.

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Thanks, as for the war(s), I haven't decided if I'm going to fight or on what side.

I was just trying to put some humor in a (overly) serious atmosphere.

Great in character post. I enjoyed it.

BTW, the nice thing about Lafayette Escadrille used to be Ghosts couldn't spell it! Dang, now we are in the drop down list...

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Thanks, as for the war(s), I haven't decided if I'm going to fight or on what side.

I was just trying to put some humor in a (overly) serious atmosphere.

LOL :D I haven't seen Beavis and Butt Head in years!

Dude... like huh this is huh huh cool...

You made me have a good laugh! Kudos to you.

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lol, reminds me of the good ol days of actually catching new episodes of beavis and butthead.
Great in character post. I enjoyed it.
You made me have a good laugh! Kudos to you.
good to have some humor in this time of war. and Beavis and Butthead was a great choice. thanks for giving me some lols :D

Looks like Mission Accomplished :lol:

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I AM CORNHOLIO!!!

GIVE ME TP FOR ME BONGHOLE!!!!

MY BONGHOLE GOES PWAHPWAHPWAHPWAH!!!!!!

This post voices my support to the Arch of Mage's statement.

Thanks for the forgery, I'll sue you maybe....later.......uh no, I think not.

I need rolios.............

Edited by King John Philos Vi
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