crushtania Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 (edited) Click here instead for our cool logo, I don'ts wants no warns Mad Dog Crew Announcement. Declaration of Awesomeness. Because making sentences out of everything is bad arse. So is left alignment. Back in the day, me and some holmes went around being bad arse. So we figured; why not roll large and be even more bad arse together, in one CREW? My homies Wentworth and Kevveh were the first Mad Dogs to be inducted into the crew. <Crushtania[RoK]> it worked for me<Crushtania[RoK]> I was Triumvir for 10 months <Crushtania[RoK]> and i won by a billion votes <wentworth[NATO]> Crush is a badass i hear <Crushtania[RoK]> its true <Crushtania[RoK]> i chew bubble gum and kick arse <Crushtania[RoK]> but i'm always out of gum <wentworth[NATO]> lol <Kev_McD[ACV|MajGen]> crush strikes me as someone who has long hair and plays acoustice guitar and doesn't give a damn <Kev_McD[ACV|MajGen]> <Kev_McD[ACV|MajGen]> *acoustic <Crushtania[RoK]> why...acoustic <Crushtania[RoK]> but the other two bits were pretty much spot on <Kev_McD[ACV|MajGen]> i dunno why acoustic <Kev_McD[ACV|MajGen]> just because <Kev_McD[ACV|MajGen]> and lol <Crushtania[RoK]> lol! <wentworth[NATO]> I have a mohawk and play piano does that count? <Crushtania[RoK]> yeah i reckon it would * Crushtania[RoK] Kev and wentworth make up the Mad Dog Crew <Crushtania[RoK]> brb * Crushtania[RoK] is now known as Crush[bRB] <wentworth[NATO]> Damn thats sweet <Crush[bRB]> oh yeah <Crush[bRB]> and you get a cup for being in the crew After that, the notoriety of the Crew began to grow. CptGodzilla was such a mad dog, we had to make him Top Dog. So, how do you become a member of the Mad Dog Crew? Simple. You just gotta act like a MAD DOG. Mad Dogs are only inducted into the crew upon invitation from other Mad Dogs. You must first make your way up from being a Top Bloke - this does not certify automatic entry; rather a preliminary period. Then you are given Mint Dog status until you are granted entry into the TRUE Mad Dog Crew. All members are entitled to wear this sig everywhere. I mean everywhere. All mad dogs may assemble in the #maddogs channel on Coldfront. If you aren't a Mad Dog, then what are you doing there? State your case for Mad Dog-worthiness in this thread. You're only half a man if you DARE, so you'll have to apply TWICE. Signed, the ORIGINAL Mad Dog Crew Crushtania CptGodzilla (Top Dog) Wentworth the Brave (Original Mad Dog) Kevin McDonald (Original Mad Dog) Floyd Tanis Sorum an4rk Jewel (The Mint Dog) lightningdelta Londo Mollari Duracell (Everready) Vulkan (Top Bloke; still not a mad dog - keep on truckin') hovercat (doin' it rite) Fireguy King Xondor (probably) fiercesob (totally ba) Skippeh Edited February 1, 2009 by Crushtania Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mixoux Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 I remember drinking Mad Dog a couple times. (that probably doesn't count) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushtania Posted January 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 lol wut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Najibbles Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Friggin' epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanis777 Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 This was a long time coming... Plus, you just don't know how awesome we really are... you don't even know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennox Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 I've appointed myself leader of this club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushtania Posted January 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 I've appointed myself leader of this club. Who is this? Mad Dogs? You know what to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennox Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Who is this? Mad Dogs? You know what to do. Do not question my authority, peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fireguy15207 Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Hell to the yes. Now I have to make room in my sig for my new bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Damn it feels good to be a gang...err, MAD DOG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightningdelta Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 /me feels obligated to post something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 I've finally been accepted into the Cupcakery! Er... This is truly excellent, and a long time coming. Here's to the triumvir of awesome, me, Crush and went, and the rest of the Maddogs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulkan Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Represent b*tches, mad dogs in the hizouse. /me throws up a big M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CptGodzilla Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 man that is one mad dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grinder Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 (edited) One time some evangelical wakkos were on my college campus, yelling that we would all burn in hell, and there were a ton of them all over. You couldn't avoid them with their picket signs, and for the OSU campus, home of the largest student body in North America, that's saying something. One of the girls made the mistake: yelling through a megaphone into my ear, she said to "listen to that voice deep down inside and repent!" Not missing a beat, I turned right into her and said in my most innocent voice that "the voice in my head says to spill the blood of the innocent. Are you a virgin?" A few of her "brothers" (who, interestingly, every male in this group had a groomed beard, plaid flannel shirt, vest, and tacky cowboy hat), got in my face as she backed away freaked out, and started shoving me for such a blasphemous affront to their noble cause. I just started laughing like a deranged maniac as they did this and the shoving got more intense and my friend reached out grabbed me and dragged me off to get lost in the crowd as a fight broke out between those guys and members of the student body trying to defend me. Puppets danced that day...they danced a dance that would put Michael Flatley to shame and the master pulled but a single string... (this is actually a true story from my sophomore year at Ohio State University) Edited January 31, 2009 by Grinder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starcraftmazter Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 I'm insulted that I am not on that list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Frontier Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 I'm pretty bad $@!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Frontier Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Also, one time my mom was being all up in mah grill, so I punched her really hard in the stomach. But it's okay, I never even wanted a baby brother anyway. If that's not bad $@!, I don't know what is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall Jaxon Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Brilliant political move? No... Lines being drawn? No... Sad but necessary? Alright, I'll go with that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 I is maddog now. Awwwwwright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushtania Posted January 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 I'm insulted that I am not on that list Xondor, FG and I decided... ...that you weren't supposed to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorum Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 MAD DOG CREW REPRESENT! lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daggarz Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Xondor, FG and I decided......that you weren't supposed to know. Not to mention he isn't even a top bloke. Bit of a derro if you ask me scm. I'm so mad dog i wear thongs even when its 4 degrees outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack Truck Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 I'm the toppest bloke in Blokedom, yet I've never heard of your organisation. Clearly this is a hoax of some sort probably aimed at my expense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starcraftmazter Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 (edited) Not to mention he isn't even a top bloke. Bit of a derro if you ask me scm.I'm so mad dog i wear thongs even when its 4 degrees outside. Quiet daggarz, you're not even on the list. Xondor, FG and I decided......that you weren't supposed to know. No U. I made the name "Xondor", and yet you dishonour me so!!! I issue an ultimatum to the Mad Dog crew to bring me in for membership, or suffer the consequences :jihad: Edited January 31, 2009 by Starcraftmazter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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