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Selling Donation for $15 Million


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Sparqs went down to the Black Market, he was looking for a Donation Deal.

He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to bow and kneel.

When he came across this old nation pumping out money and making a lot,

And Sparqs jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Sir, let me tell you what:

"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a good-sized nation, too.

"But my bills are high and rather than die, I'll make a deal with you.

"Now you make pretty good money, sir, but give ol' Sparqs his due:

"I'll make a donation to your nation, in exchange for Florins from you.

The ruler said: "My name's Bobby," and with a devilish grin,

"I'll take your deal, your gonna squeal, 'cos I'm the fastest that's ever been."

Selling a $20 Donation for CN$15 Million, payable immediately!

All payments must be made before May 27th.

Highly preferable for you to provide most (if not all) the middlemen.

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