Johnny Apocalypse Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 (edited) Incoming transmission from the scrambled ORBS Extensive radiation has resulted in mutations with the Ouroboros consciousness leading to a fractured personality and a tendency toward violent pursuits stemming from delusions of grandeur. The following is a recently intercepted broadcast from the Chief Reporter(s) venturing out from the Central ORBS Tower: Voice #1: "What was that?" Voice #2: "It had CLAWS so we killed it" Voice #3: "That is good." Voice #1: "Such a weak and frail species" Voice #2: "So easily killed." Voice #3: "That is good." Voice #1: "There is a new objective. Less inferior and weak." Voice #2: "Yes, the terrible grungemen have asked us to help them kill it. Perhaps it will pose a real challenge." Voice #3: "That is good." Voice #1: "Our obligation to the Old Codgers Coalition still stands." Voice #2: "So we must continue to kill the others?" Voices #1, 2 & 3: "Yes, I will dispose of this one. You handle the others." "Very well then." "I will go and kill those that ran away from us." "That is good." ------- *End Transmission* ------- Ouroboros hereby declares war on Non Grata in accordance with Article V - Gluteus Maximus of the B.U.T.T in defense of the Post Grunge Supergroup. Ouroboros continues to recognise a state of war with CLAWS in defense of the Old Codgers Coalition. Signed: Johnny Apocalypse(s) - Demented Ghoul in Chief of ORBS Edited September 3, 2022 by Johnny Apocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic redhead Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 Oh hey, it's another person that NG allowed to escape after attacking NG under dubious circumstances in the past coming back to attack NG again. Don't hold your breath about being show the same mercy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lollerobot Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 Added to my war maps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted September 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Bionic redhead said: Oh hey, it's another person that NG allowed to escape after attacking NG under dubious circumstances in the past coming back to attack NG again. Don't hold your breath about being show the same mercy. I was in suspended animation during the time you're referring to and have mostly kept to myself apart from taking potshots at Doomsphere whenever the commies got into trouble (they are BUTT allies afterall) but don't you worry I have no intention of seeking mercy anyway. So let's dance. Edited September 3, 2022 by Johnny Apocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cyan Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 I am... torn on this (pun not intended). But oh well, who said Polar gets to be the only one on a fence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 supportive comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 For Johnny's standards this looks a bit as something assembled in haste, but I nonetheless applaude the effort. For context and background: I really liked The Day Today, any chance we can have it back, @Johnny Apocalypse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted September 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 4 minutes ago, jerdge said: For Johnny's standards this looks a bit as something assembled in haste, but I nonetheless applaude the effort. For context and background: I really liked The Day Today, any chance we can have it back, @Johnny Apocalypse? My split-personalities thought this was the best way to communicate but I'm sure I'll get round to firing up the printing presses again at some point for The Day Today (or something similar) once my respective personalities reconvene somewhat. For the time being though? Number must go down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martialis Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 5 hours ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: Incoming transmission from the scrambled ORBS Extensive radiation has resulted in mutations with the Ouroboros consciousness leading to a fractured personality and a tendency toward violent pursuits stemming from delusions of grandeur. The following is a recently intercepted broadcast from the Chief Reporter(s) venturing out from the Central ORBS Tower: Voice #1: "What was that?" Voice #2: "It had CLAWS so we killed it" Voice #3: "That is good." Voice #1: "Such a weak and frail species" Voice #2: "So easily killed." Voice #3: "That is good." Voice #1: "There is a new objective. Less inferior and weak." Voice #2: "Yes, the terrible grungemen have asked us to help them kill it. Perhaps it will pose a real challenge." Voice #3: "That is good." Voice #1: "Our obligation to the Old Codgers Coalition still stands." Voice #2: "So we must continue to kill the others?" Voices #1, 2 & 3: "Yes, I will dispose of this one. You handle the others." "Very well then." "I will go and kill those that ran away from us." "That is good." ------- *End Transmission* ------- Ouroboros hereby declares war on Non Grata in accordance with Article V - Gluteus Maximus of the B.U.T.T in defense of the Post Grunge Supergroup. Ouroboros continues to recognise a state of war with CLAWS in defense of the Old Codgers Coalition. Signed: Johnny Apocalypse(s) - Demented Ghoul in Chief of ORBS Asphalt NG Johnny! I'm coming my friend 💣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Electron Sponge Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 6 hours ago, Bionic redhead said: Oh hey, it's another person that NG allowed to escape after attacking NG under dubious circumstances in the past coming back to attack NG again. Don't hold your breath about being show the same mercy. it's always nice listening to a greatest hits album Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted September 3, 2022 Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 I am excited for this opportunity to correct one of our past mistakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted September 3, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2022 (edited) 54 minutes ago, HeroofTime55 said: I am excited for this opportunity to correct one of our past mistakes. Yeah thank you zapdos for all the rent-free living but it's time I moved out y'know? Besides I've kinda been rolling solo for a while, so it's not like you haven't had the opportunity for well over a year 🤷♂️ Good luck! Now I get to find out if you're more competent than CLAWS. Edited September 3, 2022 by Johnny Apocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo X Posted September 4, 2022 Report Share Posted September 4, 2022 I don't know enough about past history to care either way. So ... congrats/shame on you/may the casualties flow/I hope you get eternally ZIed/good luck/sup JA/I hope you get nuked to oblivion/everyone needs to stop using "rent free", it's stale and over-used. I think that covers it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted September 4, 2022 Report Share Posted September 4, 2022 4 hours ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: Yeah thank you zapdos for all the rent-free living but it's time I moved out y'know? Besides I've kinda been rolling solo for a while, so it's not like you haven't had the opportunity for well over a year 🤷♂️ Good luck! Now I get to find out if you're more competent than CLAWS. Tough to choose between firingline and you for this one, so I'll just use it for both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted September 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2022 3 hours ago, Van Hoo X said: I don't know enough about past history to care either way. So ... congrats/shame on you/may the casualties flow/I hope you get eternally ZIed/good luck/sup JA/I hope you get nuked to oblivion/everyone needs to stop using "rent free", it's stale and over-used. I think that covers it. Yeah this is concise enough, thread over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidMustaine Posted September 4, 2022 Report Share Posted September 4, 2022 6 minutes ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: Yeah this is concise enough, thread over! I feel as though I would have to concur with you both 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted September 5, 2022 Report Share Posted September 5, 2022 (edited) FUN FACT i actually bill all of the idiots who live in my head and give them a list of chores to keep up with. there's a security deposit of $500-$1000 depending on results of credit cheque. $35 late fee for payments processed after the 12th of the month and 370 days no payment results in eviction notice no exceptions. rent discounts apply with proof of financial hardship and passing criminal background chess as well as successful completion of drug test terms and conditions apply ; plox sent inquiries to info@badbunnyliving.com Edited September 5, 2022 by Master Hakai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapleo Posted September 7, 2022 Report Share Posted September 7, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeybum Posted September 7, 2022 Report Share Posted September 7, 2022 No idea who this is. But at least he put in the effort for the announcment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted September 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2022 14 hours ago, monkeybum said: No idea who this is. But at least he put in the effort for the announcment. Some nobody who just likes to fight giants for fun. Also why announce anything if you're not gonna put in the effort to give it some gusto eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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