Electron Sponge Posted August 19, 2022 Report Share Posted August 19, 2022 Imperial Decree from the New Polar Order Hey everybody, it's been a while since I have really had a chance to talk with you, my adoring public. I have posted a few times recently but now I think I finally have some time to talk to you and let you know what's on ol Sponge's mind. As Emperor of the New Polar Order there are a lot of perks, like having a chair, eating food on a daily basis, and not being beaten in order to increase production. Few of those perks compare to this most joyous duty, declaring war on another alliance. The lucky scamps this time around are from something my advisors tell me is called Doombird Doomcave, which I think is a very dumb name for an alliance. Anyway, it seems these Dumbcave guys attacked our friends in Fark. Always liked them. Remember fark.com? Is that still a thing? I just checked, and it is! Back to the point I was trying to make, so the Dumpcave attack our friends in Fark which they didn't think was very nice, and I agree with them. It's not very nice. Not very nice at all. So we were talking and I said hey, maybe if I send over a few people to the Dampcave nations we can reach that aren't totally closed off to us, just maybe these Dimbirbs people will go away. So I guess what I'm trying to say is that the New Polar Order declares war on the Dumbbird Dampcave or whatever it is, I don't care, never heard of anyone in it. I guess we're going BiPolar now yay your friends, His Excellency Emperor of the New Polar Order, Fleet Admiral Doctor Electron Sponge, OBE, PHD, COD, ASAP, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, Conqueror of the Antarctic Lands in General and Godwanaland in Particular, Also Hello Dajobo, Imperial Regent EaTeMuP, Pissed He Couldn't Do It AlmightyGrub, Imperator Emeritus RandomInterrupt, Imperial Advisor for Trains tenbob, Minister of Peace Quantum Leap, Minister of Truth JayMillz, Minister of Plenty Tharu, Minister of Love Dendarii Federation, Deputy Minister of Peace Pentix, Deputy Minister of Plenty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 lol wut!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 Ever Forward! o/ Polaris! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Zone Elite Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 Quote Cathy Brenner: Mitch, why are they doing this, the birds?Mitch Brenner: We don't know, honey.Cathy Brenner: Why are they trying to kill people?Mitch Brenner: I wish I could say. o/ Polaris! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerschbs Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 Well this is a plot twist. Sponge certainly isn’t boring that’s for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 Sponge honoring treaties like a boss, like Polar does Polar forever ❤️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaBeeGipson Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 Every week seems like a fun announcement in this once dull world. Thank you Polar for your added excitement. Here's to casualities! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BozDaBoz Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 Welcome to the party again, you crazy bi-polars! Bar's open. Keep your clothes on please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabonnobar Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 Fark is good people. Godspeed, Polar. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic redhead Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 Shame you didn't do this on the 25th June. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcane Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 I thought we were fighting Boomturd Pooprage? Is that not it? Does anyone know what their name is? Bloomberg Newspage? Good to see you, Polar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caustic Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 😆 how bipolar of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Zone Elite Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 16 minutes ago, BozDaBoz said: Welcome to the party again, you crazy bi-polars! Bar's open. Keep your clothes on please! staying clothed is against XX spirit though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain V Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 Hey hey hey, there's enough of this Groombird Underage thing to go around. Though I'm not sure it's entirely legal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 (edited) If this isn't in Sponge's and Grub's style I don't know what is it. Edited August 20, 2022 by jerdge words swap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterChief Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 Much better NpO 😌 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1ph4 0m3ga Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 Always nice to see allies defending allies. DBDC can hand out the casualties with the best of them so enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhizoctonia Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 Defending allies and a good lineup for gov. Good to see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilweirdward Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 I love this war! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy95 Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 Sorry @lilweirdward but after this announcement this war is gonna have to be called BiPolar 2: Electron Boogaloo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Bad Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 (edited) My first great war was in defense of Fark. It is fitting that if this is the last great war that defending Fark be a part of it. You have been bad Dump Birds attacking our ally but, you should get the Dump Wolfs and Dump Squirrels to attack us in your defense. Edited August 20, 2022 by The Big Bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The R00STER Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 Well at least you're keeping us all on the edge of our seats polar. I'll give you that. What will next week bring? What will tomorrow bring? What will the next 20 minutes bring? With polar.. who knows!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingArmen Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 Uh oh doom mommy gonna be upset about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilweirdward Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 4 minutes ago, Jazzy95 said: Sorry @lilweirdward but after this announcement this war is gonna have to be called BiPolar 2: Electron Boogaloo F, it's a strong contender now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenbob Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 Mommy should have cleaned the Dirt-Bats before sending them out the the shops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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