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From the Ancient book of Catuar Volume 16 chapter 5 verses 32:33

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He who hath caused much anger and pain will aval himself of his pixels
And upon thine ICBM and Nuclear arms they shall fall like Foper to Firaga


For this is the word of the giant Cactuar

 

We enter this conflict on the side of all that is good and cactuar-like in an effort to right the wrongs of the past and present on this fair planet bob. In order that we may cause death by 1000 cuts. We cast 10,000 needles upon the VE for their unwarranted attack of our ally NG.

 

 

Signed by RIA Government

Shadow, By the Grace of Cactuar, His Glorious Excellency The Most Holy, Blessed, and Venerable Eternal Triumvir of Random Insanity and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging, Captain Planet Emeritus, Supreme Pontiff of the Holy Realms of the Cactuar, Defender of the Faith, Guardian of the Funk, Grand Master of the Most Noble Sovereign Military Order of Cactimus Prime, Central Commander of the Nintuar Clan, Leader and Guide of the Rivolucion, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Archduke of Disorder, Overlord of Lunacy, Puppetmaster of Chaos, etc.

 

brian , Imperial Potentate, Dovahkiin, Tsar of All Creation, Master of Coinpurse, Sultan of Swat, King of Clout, Pokemon Bolder Badge Holder

 

Croix - ShadowSlayer's boss and/or internal something

 

im317, Cactimus Prime, Former Elder of PotD, Former Maroon Trade Czar, Enemy of Spelling, Secretly a Dog

 

 

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46 minutes ago, A1ph4 0m3ga said:

This war just got randomly insane! Now go get Cactuar some casualties. 

Nailed it!
 

44 minutes ago, Lollerobot said:

NG allies dogpiling on VE like the other side on CCC. Welcome to the fray!

There are a handful of popular entry points at this point now aren't there =)



Welcome RIA! Good luck with your wars! o/

MOTH!


 

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1 hour ago, Stewie said:

The SuperFriends march again...

 

 

The WonderTwins - RIA

AquaMan - FARK

 

 

NG in this production represents 3 friends

Liz(CSN) - Flash

VanHoo(Ragnarok) - Black Vulcan

MutedFaith(RnR) - Green Lantern

 

 

Oh. The feels.

 

Also: Moth.

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11 hours ago, jerdge said:

"Unwarranted attack" because VE's reasons are considered invalid, or is it just random rhetoric?

 

I was thinking the same thing, since we technically are fighting NG as a result of their attack of our ally at NPO.  But, hey, I'm not going to argue the details.  A war is a war.  Glad we could help more people who wants the fun to get in on it.

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7 hours ago, Azure said:

 

Never thought I would see the day.  Also hi again!

 

Hey there

56 minutes ago, im317 said:

given the circumstances i think he would be ok with it.

I mean, last I remember, VE spit in the face of SF a long time ago anyway. Dunno current day circumstances. 

51 minutes ago, Stewie said:

 

I think I've got a thing for this...

 

 

Accio Xiphosis

Lmao, I forgot the umm… depth to this place

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