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The Knight Before Christmas Santa CLAWS Treaty

 

 

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'Twas the Knight before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the castle with care,
In hopes that Santa CLAWS soon would be there;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of tech-plums danced in their heads;
White Chocolate in her wolf gown, and Jazzy in cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's NAP,

When out on the lawn there arose wartime clatter,
I sprang from the den to see what was the matter.
Away to the castle I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up an Optional Pact.



Signed for the Knights of the Round Table,
Knights of the Grail, Knight-King
Lollerobot, Knight-Ambassador
Mordred, Knight-Heir
Skaha, Knight-Senator
Ratified, December 12, 2021

Signed for CLAWS,

Co-Leaders:
Jazzy95, Supreme Sultan of Scratchposts
White Chocolate, GATO Dictator Elect

Grand Inquisitor: Randalla

Ministers
Minister of Internal Affairs: Tehol
Minister of Foreign Affairs and Couping Jazzy, SBN Card-carrier, Ministabber Expat, Bard of RFI, Beach Summer Fun Buddy: Tevron
Minister-At-Large: Magical Muslim

Advisory Council
Advisor of Defense: Clash
Advisor of Economics: RS1787
Advisor of Recruitment: Bohemond Hauteville

 

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11 minutes ago, firingline said:

Could CLAWS please provide a comprehensive list of the alliances they are not treatied to at this point? That would make everything simpler.

FTW and NG.

 

As a former Knight of the Roundtable, I'm doubly happy to see this signed. 

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31 minutes ago, Smitty256 said:

CLAWS is like the ex that likes to show off how many people they have been with since you broke up. "Look at all the alliances we are signing!" 

 

We get it, you miss us but you have to move on. 

 

FTW like the ex that goes for the 'bad boy' after a breakup. I'm sure they'll be treated well and have a healthy relationship. 

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1 hour ago, firingline said:

Could CLAWS please provide a comprehensive list of the alliances they are not treatied to at this point? That would make everything simpler.

See below.

1 hour ago, Jazzy95 said:

FTW and NG.

 

Confirmed.

1 hour ago, veracity said:

Couldn't do a grinch theme instead?

That's the next one. 

52 minutes ago, kerschbs said:


I honestly thought they were already allied. 

Something, something KoRT, democracy and something called a charter.  Damn annoying, but what can you do?

50 minutes ago, Smitty256 said:

CLAWS is like the ex that likes to show off how many people they have been with since you broke up. "Look at all the alliances we are signing!" 

 

We get it, you miss us but you have to move on. 

Tick Toc

 

 

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47 minutes ago, White Chocolate said:

Something, something KoRT, democracy and something called a charter.  Damn annoying, but what can you do?

Careful, now, else there will be a strongly worded letter of protest with your name on it!

 

Congrats CLAWS and KoRT. The web grows ever more webbier (though this one was fairly close, so I'll let it slide with little grumbling 😉)!

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