Lord Hershey Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Doom Squad hereby issues a declaration of war against Union of Communist Republics in defense of Doom Wolves pursuant to our treaty obligations with the unduly victimized party. In addition, we find Union of Communist Republics’ recent resolution regarding enforcing a “no tech raid doctrine” on Planet Bob to be unenforceable. Our charter (alongside a great many other alliances) allows for the raiding of unaligned nations and this historical practice will never be one successfully policed. Thus, we assume there is a possibility that the Union of Communist Republics will attack us (anytime at their convenience) or any other affiliation that engages in forcible technological reallocation and acknowledge their potential as a rouge entity in the Cyberverse. Therefore, we are at an impasse. Enjoy the green glowing fireworks! Government Officials Lord Hershey, The Anointed Hershicus, The Anointed’s Advisor Members Firingline, Slayer of Emperor Bradford IV and some guy from Kashmir Defiled, Omen Lord Darrin, Prophet’s Warhammer Beagle, the real beagle from the future Razgriz, Spicy Mule Claude, Prince of Doom KDiggs, Spawn of Hell Paul711, Owner of two undisclosed CNTE players The Dark Emperor, Warrior Priest Eviljak, High Priest Addaff, Slayer of Valhalla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Here we go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Defending your protectorate - a truly scummy move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason8 Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Wait, is this a chance for me to nuke FiringLine again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galtian Commune Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Finally. Someone doing the right thing. DS truly are saints Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja R Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 I'd probably rather fight on DS's side. All wars are tech raids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defiled Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 17 minutes ago, Jason8 said: Wait, is this a chance for me to nuke FiringLine again? I heard you like Fish Sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The R00STER Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Tech Raiding is bad M'kay. Unless it is done in the name of imperialism. All things for the glory of the empire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starcraftmazter Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Always here to support our friends and allies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Doom Squad calls on UCR to immediately cease their imperial assaults on Doom Wolves and join us at the peace table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defiled Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Regardless of any rogue entities craving attention, negotiations for peace are still open! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapleo Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 As a raider, I can't sympathise with the comrades' goal. A world without raids would be the last nail on Bob's coffin. Unless it's super tech nations. Those 'raids' are literally factory resets to their victims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Johnny Apocalypse Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 (edited) Good to see another Doomsphere/CLAWS sponsored curbstomp well underway. UCR try to stop Bundy from screwing around so they get beat down, but instead of a proportionate display of force you all had to dive in "to cover the tiers". Funny that you cowards didn't respond in kind when NG jumped on Bundy's head for being a total cretin when he attacked FAN. Well I guess it's not so much funny as it is insanely predictable behaviour from your lot. Attacking only those who cannot reasonably defend themselves but making sure you bring enough guns to kill them at least 10 times in case they find a sharp object and make you look stupid. Edited October 21, 2021 by Johnny Apocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: Good to see another Doomsphere/CLAWS sponsored curbstomp well underway. UCR try to stop Bundy from screwing around so they get beat down, but instead of a proportionate display of force you all had to dive in "to cover the tiers". Funny that you cowards didn't respond in kind when NG jumped on Bundy's head for being a total cretin when he attacked FAN. Well I guess it's not so much funny as it is insanely predictable behaviour from your lot. Attacking only those who cannot reasonably defend themselves but making sure you bring enough guns to kill them at least 10 times in case they find a sharp object and make you look stupid. UCR tried to bully Bundy because they thought it was just a 2-man AA. We're following our treaty obligations. We didn't have a treaty with Bundy when he went rogue (obviously.) I don't know why this is so difficult for you to comprehend - or why you're appalled at us following a defense treaty. Edited October 21, 2021 by firingline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 50 minutes ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: Good to see another Doomsphere/CLAWS sponsored curbstomp well underway. UCR try to stop Bundy from screwing around so they get beat down, but instead of a proportionate display of force you all had to dive in "to cover the tiers". Funny that you cowards didn't respond in kind when NG jumped on Bundy's head for being a total cretin when he attacked FAN. Well I guess it's not so much funny as it is insanely predictable behaviour from your lot. Attacking only those who cannot reasonably defend themselves but making sure you bring enough guns to kill them at least 10 times in case they find a sharp object and make you look stupid. Two different cases but good try. Also from the fighting of URC I definitely wouldn't say "beat down", my guess you will get one though? AL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 39 minutes ago, firingline said: UCR tried to bully Bundy because they thought it was just a 2-man AA. We're following our treaty obligations. We didn't have a treaty with Bundy when he went rogue (obviously.) I don't know why this is so difficult for you to comprehend - or why you're appalled at us following a defense treaty. No, I'm betting they probably saw Al Bundy stomping around as Alpha Wolves and when he reincarnated as Doom Wolves they saw that he presented a threat to independent smaller nations (a leopard doesn't change its spots) so acted accordingly. For the first time since, ever. UCR are a traditionally peaceful bunch of commies and will stand together with other commie AAs when they are under threat. They weren't trying to "bully Bundy" jfc listen to yourself. 6 minutes ago, AL Bundy said: Two different cases but good try. Also from the fighting of URC I definitely wouldn't say "beat down", my guess you will get one though? AL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: No, I'm betting they probably saw Al Bundy stomping around as Alpha Wolves and when he reincarnated as Doom Wolves they saw that he presented a threat to independent smaller nations (a leopard doesn't change its spots) so acted accordingly. For the first time since, ever. UCR are a traditionally peaceful bunch of commies and will stand together with other commie AAs when they are under threat. They weren't trying to "bully Bundy" jfc listen to yourself. Naw, I shared my new alliance and theme... it was pretty clear. I'm sorry UCR thought I was an easy target and now getting hit for it. You dig your own hole in this game, most of the time. If they actually wanted something from me, they should have messaged me in some way, declaring a war, that's a different way to get my attention. AL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 35 minutes ago, AL Bundy said: Naw, I shared my new alliance and theme... it was pretty clear. I'm sorry UCR thought I was an easy target and now getting hit for it. You dig your own hole in this game, most of the time. If they actually wanted something from me, they should have messaged me in some way, declaring a war, that's a different way to get my attention. AL AL, don't quit your day job and just leave the spinning to your betters. UCR have been a long-standing peaceful alliance of like-minded socialists/communists. After you finished your raid session with FAN and reformed as Doom Wolves with the same membership, everyone took notice and everyone expected you to go on another random raiding spree. UCR were very clear in their message of intent; protect independent nations and micro alliances from aggressors such as yourself. And your candy ass can't stand the thought of a fight where you might lose, so you summon your "treaty partners" (for which there are no formal treaties) to give you a massive upper-hand. NG declared war on you, that got your attention and yet you didn't summon your "treaty partners" - perhaps because you knew they wouldn't help on account of knowing they would be eating through a straw for the foreseeable future if they tried. UCR on the other hand? Yeah you and all of your buddies should be able to handle them, they're nicely isolated and their allies all have a conflict of interest. So tell me more about how UCR thought you were the easy target and this isn't the exact opposite of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: UCR were very clear in their message of intent; protect independent nations and micro alliances from aggressors such as yourself. And yet as NG conducts shark week, they do nothing. You're right, UCR was very clear in their intent: they'll attack the weak if they can get away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 (edited) 5 minutes ago, firingline said: And yet as NG conducts shark week, they do nothing. You're right, UCR was very clear in their intent: they'll attack the weak if they can get away with it. Or maybe they'd have worked up to it? Fighting NG would be a definite losing situation for them at present. You haven't been around as long as the majority of us have and don't know a thing about UCR or the left-wing diaspora in CN, Newbie. It ain't UCR who are attacking "the weak" if they can get away with it. There's plenty of others getting away with it just fine, but sure let's make an example out of this one isolated alliance because there is absolutely no risk of being dogpiled in retaliation. So much irony. Edited October 21, 2021 by Johnny Apocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
javier360 Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 Its always awesome seeing our little Doombirds going into action. 🖤 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gh0s7 Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 I'm sure this has been said already, but if this was a genuine moral outcry to his actions, and not simply because he appeared to be in a weaker state, can you actually answer me as to why they failed to discuss or negotiate with Bundy sending peace to said nations? They chose to hit, instead of a diplomatic approach? And why are we arguing with Johnny instead if UCR, given Johnny isn't the one to have declared this war? I don't think he is capable of providing UCRs stance or reasoning in this situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defiled Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: Or maybe they'd have worked up to it? Fighting NG would be a definite losing situation for them at present. You haven't been around as long as the majority of us have and don't know a thing about UCR or the left-wing diaspora in CN, Newbie. It ain't UCR who are attacking "the weak" if they can get away with it. There's plenty of others getting away with it just fine, but sure let's make an example out of this one isolated alliance because there is absolutely no risk of being dogpiled in retaliation. So much irony. blah blah blah you're a gnat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted October 21, 2021 Report Share Posted October 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: AL, don't quit your day job and just leave the spinning to your betters. UCR have been a long-standing peaceful alliance of like-minded socialists/communists. After you finished your raid session with FAN and reformed as Doom Wolves with the same membership, everyone took notice and everyone expected you to go on another random raiding spree. UCR were very clear in their message of intent; protect independent nations and micro alliances from aggressors such as yourself. And your candy ass can't stand the thought of a fight where you might lose, so you summon your "treaty partners" (for which there are no formal treaties) to give you a massive upper-hand. NG declared war on you, that got your attention and yet you didn't summon your "treaty partners" - perhaps because you knew they wouldn't help on account of knowing they would be eating through a straw for the foreseeable future if they tried. UCR on the other hand? Yeah you and all of your buddies should be able to handle them, they're nicely isolated and their allies all have a conflict of interest. So tell me more about how UCR thought you were the easy target and this isn't the exact opposite of that. HAHAHA peaceful alliances don't make wars for no reason.... After the FAN raid (and all peace was established) I rebranded and announced I will not be rogueing. Also announced my connection to Doom.. so not my problem ya'll cant read. I mean its literally in the Alliance name? 😂 Candy ass? I just fought FAN for fun, but I'm afraid to fight UCR... ok.... have you looked at their War Chests? They have allies just as anyone else on Bob does. Though it was UCR aggressive war so ill be interested to see if they get any help besides what appears to me to be an alliance of rogues? hahahaha You just like to spin !@#$ haha... its amusing though... Bundy speaks truth, no spinning needed here. Al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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