mrmarx Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 (edited) Comrades and Friends, This past October 1st, the glorious Communist Party of the Union of Communist Republics passed the Anti Imperialist Declaration into law. To deal with the roguish and imperialist trend of tech raiding across the planet, The Party has called for the creation of a new Anti Imperialist People's Volunteer Army. Today, I come to announce the formation of this Volunteer Army before the world. Rogues and raiders have long had their way, enriching themselves on the conquest of others, suppressing all who stand in the way of their bloodthirsty domination. They may justify their plunders by various means, blaming the victim for not better defending themselves - but to the countless nations crushed under their wanton brutality, it makes no difference. On October 14, the Executive Committee of the AIPVA received reports of multiple aggressive assaults launched by an alliance known as Doom Wolves against a group of 5 nations. The Volunteer Army responded to calls for assistance from these nations and deployed troops to their defence. The Volunteer Army has also secured economic assistance to these nations, some of which have suffered destructive nuclear attacks against their civilian population. The Executive Committee of the Anti Imperialist People's Volunteer Army and the Central People's Government of the Union of Communist Republics resolutely and wholeheartedly denounce the Doom Wolves for their imperialistic and opportunistic assault on the sovereignty of these nations. The Executive Committee calls on the Alpha of Doom Wolves, Al Bundy, to immediately cease these imperial assaults and join us at the peace table. Our goal is to resolutely defend the right of self determination of nations by removing imperialist threats to their sovereignty. We seek to aid those under siege in whatever way we can, utilising every resource at our disposal. We must uphold the fighting of tigers and flies at the same time, and resolutely investigate and combat all reported instances of rogue activity. To that end however, we will not seek to interfere with legitimate conflicts between nations as some kind of mercenary army. Serve the people - Defend against rogues - Down with imperialism! If you find your nation or alliance under attack from forces of imperialism and you have nowhere to turn, contact the Liaison Officer of the People's Volunteer Army (PM Joesph Stalin of Ressurectioned USSR in game) for assistance. Serve the people - Defend against rogues - Down with imperialism! mrmarx, Premier of the Union of Communist Republics __________________________________________________ Announcing The 1st Executive Committee of the Anti Imperialist People's Volunteer Army: Chairman V, Commander and Political Commissar of the AIPVAStarschwar, Deputy Commander and Chief Logistical Officer of the AIPVAJoesph Stalin (JR), Deputy Commander and Chief Liaison Officer of the AIPVAMakao, Deputy Commander Edited October 17, 2021 by mrmarx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 Hahahaha... that is all.. P.s. not one has requested peace. Gosh... I love the casualties. Al Bundy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmarx Posted October 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 3 minutes ago, AL Bundy said: P.s. not one has requested peace. Why should a victim of imperialist roguery be expected to beg their bully for peace? Those days are over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, mrmarx said: Why should a victim of imperialist roguery be expected to beg their bully for peace? Those days are over We will see I guess. Also I don't make anyone beg, simply sending peace before hitting back and peace would be granted... Al Edited October 17, 2021 by AL Bundy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmarx Posted October 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 (edited) 5 minutes ago, AL Bundy said: I don't make anyone beg, simply sending peace before hitting back and peace would be granted "I don't make anyone beg, I just want to steal with no consequences." Fixed it for you Edited October 17, 2021 by mrmarx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmarx Posted October 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 (edited) This is like robbing someone at gunpoint, and then blaming the victim for their own death. "Well you see officer, if he just gave me his wallet I wouldn't have shot him, it's all his fault for not letting me Rob him." This is the logic employed by the Great Al Bundy. See how the imperialist thugs mock at the whole world! Look at the lengths they will go rather than admitting the wanton greed that drives their craven bloodlust! Edited October 17, 2021 by mrmarx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Chocolate Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, mrmarx said: This is like robbing someone at gunpoint, and then blaming the victim for their own death. "Well you see officer, if he just gave me his wallet I wouldn't have shot him, it's all his fault for not letting me Rob him." This is the logic employed by the Great Al Bundy. See how the imperialist thugs mock at the whole world! Look at the lengths they will go rather than admitting the wanton greed that drives their craven bloodlust! It’s actually more like one nation invading another to take the other nation’s resources, cash and land. It is imperialistic and @AL Bundy (like any good imperialist should since it can be very effective) does offer peace after the initial attacks. Edited October 17, 2021 by White Chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 Oh, another one of these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 So when are you guys attacking Non Grata? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 @mrmarx thank you for trying to make Bob a better place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cyan Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 Boy that Al Bundy guy sure seems to be tussling with em commies everywhere! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 7 hours ago, mrmarx said: Comrades and Friends, This past October 1st, the glorious Communist Party of the Union of Communist Republics passed the Anti Imperialist Declaration into law. To deal with the roguish and imperialist trend of tech raiding across the planet, The Party has called for the creation of a new Anti Imperialist People's Volunteer Army. Today, I come to announce the formation of this Volunteer Army before the world. Rogues and raiders have long had their way, enriching themselves on the conquest of others, suppressing all who stand in the way of their bloodthirsty domination. They may justify their plunders by various means, blaming the victim for not better defending themselves - but to the countless nations crushed under their wanton brutality, it makes no difference. On October 14, the Executive Committee of the AIPVA received reports of multiple aggressive assaults launched by an alliance known as Doom Wolves against a group of 5 nations. The Volunteer Army responded to calls for assistance from these nations and deployed troops to their defence. The Volunteer Army has also secured economic assistance to these nations, some of which have suffered destructive nuclear attacks against their civilian population. The Executive Committee of the Anti Imperialist People's Volunteer Army and the Central People's Government of the Union of Communist Republics resolutely and wholeheartedly denounce the Doom Wolves for their imperialistic and opportunistic assault on the sovereignty of these nations. The Executive Committee calls on the Alpha of Doom Wolves, Al Bundy, to immediately cease these imperial assaults and join us at the peace table. Our goal is to resolutely defend the right of self determination of nations by removing imperialist threats to their sovereignty. We seek to aid those under siege in whatever way we can, utilising every resource at our disposal. We must uphold the fighting of tigers and flies at the same time, and resolutely investigate and combat all reported instances of rogue activity. To that end however, we will not seek to interfere with legitimate conflicts between nations as some kind of mercenary army. Serve the people - Defend against rogues - Down with imperialism! If you find your nation or alliance under attack from forces of imperialism and you have nowhere to turn, contact the Liaison Officer of the People's Volunteer Army (PM Joesph Stalin of Ressurectioned USSR in game) for assistance. Serve the people - Defend against rogues - Down with imperialism! mrmarx, Premier of the Union of Communist Republics __________________________________________________ Announcing The 1st Executive Committee of the Anti Imperialist People's Volunteer Army: Chairman V, Commander and Political Commissar of the AIPVAStarschwar, Deputy Commander and Chief Logistical Officer of the AIPVAJoesph Stalin (JR), Deputy Commander and Chief Liaison Officer of the AIPVAMakao, Deputy Commander I'm raiding right now as well. Do something about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidMustaine Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 I'm stealing Al's freedom fries. Do something about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 (edited) Considering the chest thumping at the address of the AIPVA it's probably safe to assume that they don't have the necessary firepower to pull it off. (An easy puzzle for you readers: if this post was a finger, what would be the moon? Hint: Moldavi Doctrines.) Edited October 17, 2021 by jerdge memory, age... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Chocolate Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 1 hour ago, firingline said: So when are you guys attacking Non Grata? I, for one, am looking forward to the time (clearly it’s going to be soon) when the ECAIPVA & the CPG of UCR denounces Non Grata for their assault on the sovereignty of World Task Force, and of course their recent “Shark Week.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 2 hours ago, White Chocolate said: I, for one, am looking forward to the time (clearly it’s going to be soon) when the ECAIPVA & the CPG of UCR denounces Non Grata for their assault on the sovereignty of World Task Force, and of course their recent “Shark Week.” Naw... they wouldn't hit someone they think they would lose to, it's too bad they already did though. Al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krihelion Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 everywhere I turn I am surrounded by commies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabcat Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 So what's happening here is a call out to go to war...if you want to end the practice of raiding go fight with VCR. If you want to defend raiding hook up with Doom Puppies and kill some commies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mvbomber Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 1 hour ago, AL Bundy said: Naw... they wouldn't hit someone they think they would lose to, it's too bad they already did though. Al We could only hope... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 5 hours ago, White Chocolate said: I, for one, am looking forward to the time (clearly it’s going to be soon) when the ECAIPVA & the CPG of UCR denounces Non Grata for their assault on the sovereignty of World Task Force, and of course their recent “Shark Week.” Do they have anyone in range of me? I would gladly hit someone else if it will make them declare on me. I want to hit 10 mil casualties. Thanks for your help, WC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapleo Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 (edited) I'm a "rogue" with an open slot. Edited October 17, 2021 by Kapleo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty256 Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 5 hours ago, White Chocolate said: I, for one, am looking forward to the time (clearly it’s going to be soon) when the ECAIPVA & the CPG of UCR denounces Non Grata for their assault on the sovereignty of World Task Force, and of course their recent “Shark Week.” At least Non Grata is actually doing !@#$. They aren't just perpetuating the cycle of absolute nothing in CN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 41 minutes ago, Lyanna Mormont said: Do they have anyone in range of me? I would gladly hit someone else if it will make them declare on me. I want to hit 10 mil casualties. Thanks for your help, WC. You don't need that someone else checks war ranges for you, which leaves me to ponder about the reason(s) you made this post for. An occasion to talk about yourself, maybe? Just a random guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Lyanna Mormont said: Do they have anyone in range of me? I would gladly hit someone else if it will make them declare on me. I want to hit 10 mil casualties. Thanks for your help, WC. I figured you planned to do this by continuing to attack your alliance-mates and allies. 10 mil is a pretty hollow accomplishment when the casualties come that way. But you do you. That being said - would be hilarious to watch these guys declare on NG and just get shredded. Edited October 17, 2021 by firingline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted October 17, 2021 Report Share Posted October 17, 2021 41 minutes ago, jerdge said: You don't need that someone else checks war ranges for you, which leaves me to ponder about the reason(s) you made this post for. An occasion to talk about yourself, maybe? Just a random guess. I guess I wanted the attention! Sick burn, consider this girl put in her place. 28 minutes ago, firingline said: I figured you planned to do this by continuing to attack your alliance-mates and allies. 10 mil is a pretty hollow accomplishment when the casualties come that way. But you do you. That being said - would be hilarious to watch these guys declare on NG and just get shredded. Nothing is hollow when it is done with love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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