Lord Hitchcock Posted August 3, 2021 Report Share Posted August 3, 2021 (edited) Dear World leaders, Today I humbly come forth and ask that you disregard the League of Ultra Nationalist Nation’s government as it is void and they are now considered under the defacto banner of Bad Company. The transition will have it’s phases, I ask that the nations of L.U.N.N. lay down their arms, there is no need to have them because the government will keep them safe. That they work for a collective richness for which all members profit equally and fuel the movement. This is not socialism or communism- but a revolution. Failure to comply will result in being labeled a traitor and handled as such. We ask for patience in this time of peaceful and loving transition. Thank you, LH Edited August 4, 2021 by Lord Hitchcock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wobblies Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 Sounds revisionist, but okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krihelion Posted August 4, 2021 Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted August 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2021 25 minutes ago, Krihelion said: What? They were abandoned by their bloc mates and allies and feel it is important to salvage the remaining members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W_A_R Posted August 5, 2021 Report Share Posted August 5, 2021 I know that things will be real when Lord Hitchcock starts separating out the attractive / pretty ones. Altruism is selective. 🙃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted August 5, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2021 18 hours ago, W_A_R said: I know that things will be real when Lord Hitchcock starts separating out the attractive / pretty ones. Altruism is selective. 🙃 LUNN has always been stinky. A turnaround story is never easy but I think that now that they don’t have all the extra baggage of weasel allies and now a passionate micro legend for betterment and guidance as their viceroy- I suspect they will become something of a success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleRena Posted August 6, 2021 Report Share Posted August 6, 2021 IDK what is going on, peace in our time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted August 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2021 4 hours ago, LittleRena said: IDK what is going on, peace in our time? I’m afraid it’s in the early stages. I’m trying hard to prevent escalation but LUNN has done little to contain the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke of Tight Butts Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 I am the Emperor of the League of Ultra Nationalist Nations and Lord Hitchcock is entirely out of line here. The LUNN distanced ourselves from our allies because we did not want them to be affected by our identity, which has been misinterpreted by other alliances. Furthermore we are in the process of a governmental identity "rebranding", and do not wish to make war with any other nation/alliance at this time. We are NOT a subsidiary of Bad Company, and Lord Hitchcock has been nothing but hostile and aggressive to our nations. We have never provoked war, nor desired to be involved in any conflict over the last 1.5 years of our existence. A little over a week ago, Lord Hitchcock declared war on 3 of our member nations without any forewarning or discussion. Our members responded with maximum force in order to protect our alliance. When the tides of war began to turn against Lord Hitchcock, he sent a messenger to inform us that he merely wanted to help our alliance become successful. I'm confused though, if you just wanted to help us then why would you declare war and then nuke members of my alliance? Our alliance has been nothing but peaceful our entire existence. With that being said, my alliance members will ensure the safety and security of their nations by whatever means necessary. We have no interest in hostility with Bad Company, but how can we be certain that Lord Hitchcock will not continue to raid our alliance members as he sees fit? With this being said, my members that were attacked will continue to defend themselves against Lord Hitchcock unless substantial reparations are made by him, a declaration that this "annexation" is invalid and has never been valid, and finally an apology to the LUNN. GH244 Emperor LUNN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 @Lord Hitchcock it would seem your proposal is rejected. Not that it matters as it's common knowledge you only adhere to your own make-believe. I suggest we ignore any further engagement with this unfortunate drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 Didnt ask, dont care, plus, chuckles, you're [censored].https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/857709243548172328/873186479722094622/9convert.com_-_Didnt_ask_Dont_care_plus_Youre_white_Martin_Cabello_III.mp4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted August 8, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 15 hours ago, Duke of Tight Butts said: I am the Emperor of the League of Ultra Nationalist Nations and Lord Hitchcock is entirely out of line here. The LUNN distanced ourselves from our allies because we did not want them to be affected by our identity, which has been misinterpreted by other alliances. Furthermore we are in the process of a governmental identity "rebranding", and do not wish to make war with any other nation/alliance at this time. We are NOT a subsidiary of Bad Company, and Lord Hitchcock has been nothing but hostile and aggressive to our nations. We have never provoked war, nor desired to be involved in any conflict over the last 1.5 years of our existence. A little over a week ago, Lord Hitchcock declared war on 3 of our member nations without any forewarning or discussion. Our members responded with maximum force in order to protect our alliance. When the tides of war began to turn against Lord Hitchcock, he sent a messenger to inform us that he merely wanted to help our alliance become successful. I'm confused though, if you just wanted to help us then why would you declare war and then nuke members of my alliance? Our alliance has been nothing but peaceful our entire existence. With that being said, my alliance members will ensure the safety and security of their nations by whatever means necessary. We have no interest in hostility with Bad Company, but how can we be certain that Lord Hitchcock will not continue to raid our alliance members as he sees fit? With this being said, my members that were attacked will continue to defend themselves against Lord Hitchcock unless substantial reparations are made by him, a declaration that this "annexation" is invalid and has never been valid, and finally an apology to the LUNN. GH244 Emperor LUNN I have seen a lot of spin doctor propaganda in my day and this is a classic example of a belligerent and irresponsible keynote- It’s outright treasonous and you should be ashamed. LUNN has on multiple occasions displayed antagonistic political positions against the sovereignty of peaceful micros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted August 8, 2021 Report Share Posted August 8, 2021 3 hours ago, Lord Hitchcock said: I have seen a lot of spin doctor propaganda in my day and this is a classic example of a belligerent and irresponsible keynote- It’s outright treasonous and you should be ashamed. LUNN has on multiple occasions displayed antagonistic political positions against the sovereignty of peaceful micros. For example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted August 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2021 On 8/7/2021 at 11:23 PM, Duke of Tight Butts said: We are NOT a subsidiary of Bad Company And yes, yes you are. Any further rebellion will be crushed. We do not wish this as a permanent structure but until we see some good faith effort coming out of that cess pit our reign will continue. And you can start by removing that tried-and-convicted war criminal from his officer post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Chocolate Posted August 9, 2021 Report Share Posted August 9, 2021 Let me clear up some issues with this post. Bad Company DOES NOT condone the actions of Lord Hitchcock. This was not a sanctioned raid. This is not how I run things. I am dealing with this matter internally as well as I wish for the leader of LUNN to reach out to me so we can make this right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 (edited) On 8/9/2021 at 8:16 PM, LordDarrin said: Let me clear up some issues with this post. Bad Company DOES NOT condone the actions of Lord Hitchcock. This was not a sanctioned raid. This is not how I run things. I am dealing with this matter internally as well as I wish for the leader of LUNN to reach out to me so we can make this right. So cut him loose. You came to me months ago with concerns about Hitch's actions where he was going behind your back to ruffle feathers and undermining your authority as premier. You told me you hoped to 'reign him in' so to speak, I told you that this was a fools errands. Hitchcock is a maverick, he does what he pleases and has little respect for chains of command unless it suits him. If it is true that you don't condone his actions now and it is true he has a history of defying your authority as leader, why is he still on your affiliation? Most other alliances would've removed a member behaving like a rogue entity already. This isn't about 'micro prosperity' it is simple opportunism where he has opted to blight the remnants of a once united and prosperous network of micros which has since fallen. But when you strip away this attempt to spin a yarn to justify his actions, all you have is a textbook rogue who is attacking people as he pleases without first answering to you; his 'leader' Cut him loose. Edited August 12, 2021 by Johnny Apocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W_A_R Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 I must say this 'All your base are belong to us' approach to CN domination has appeal. @Van Hoo X Take control by saying it's so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 12 minutes ago, W_A_R said: I must say this 'All your base are belong to us' approach to CN domination has appeal. @Van Hoo X Take control by saying it's so. Van Hoo is already Non Grata Vice Roi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo X Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 1 hour ago, W_A_R said: I must say this 'All your base are belong to us' approach to CN domination has appeal. @Van Hoo X Take control by saying it's so. 1 hour ago, Duderonomy said: Van Hoo is already Non Grata Vice Roi. I have been summoned to a thread that I was paying zero attention to. My presence has now made it relevant. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 38 minutes ago, Van Hoo X said: I have been summoned to a thread that I was paying zero attention to. My presence has now made it relevant. Carry on. At the end of the day, the only thing that matters is you, Hoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted August 14, 2021 Report Share Posted August 14, 2021 23 hours ago, Van Hoo X said: I have been summoned to a thread that I was paying zero attention to. My presence has now made it relevant. Carry on. lol Hoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 On 8/3/2021 at 4:54 PM, Lord Hitchcock said: Dear World leaders, Today I humbly come forth and ask that you disregard the League of Ultra Nationalist Nation’s government as it is void and they are now considered under the defacto banner of Bad Company. The transition will have it’s phases, I ask that the nations of L.U.N.N. lay down their arms, there is no need to have them because the government will keep them safe. That they work for a collective richness for which all members profit equally and fuel the movement. This is not socialism or communism- but a revolution. Failure to comply will result in being labeled a traitor and handled as such. We ask for patience in this time of peaceful and loving transition. Thank you, LH How'd this work out for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted August 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 13 minutes ago, firingline said: How'd this work out for you? It’s being handled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 14 minutes ago, Lord Hitchcock said: It’s being handled Yeah, sure looks like it's being handled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 Had to call in Kashmir to handle it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.