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CLAWS Issues "War From Home" Order

 

(September, 25 2020) – CLAWS has been notified of an espionage attempt made by Lucius Optimus, Emperor of The Imperial Entente (TIE). Effective immediately, CLAWS announces a new "War From Home" policy in recognition of said event.

 

To commemorate the occasion, CLAWS will giving away free nuclear detonations to all nations under the TIE alliance affiliation (AA). Additionally, CLAWS is providing ALL NATIONS, regardless of AA, a free tie to remember this day.

 

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For Questions, Please Contact:

Claude, Head of Complaints

http://claws.rocks

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5 minutes ago, Lucius Optimus said:

Before the NG treaty 

Relevance?

 

5 minutes ago, Lucius Optimus said:

While he wasn't even on AA

 

Trying to infiltrate an alliance is an act of war.

 

5 minutes ago, Lucius Optimus said:

We didn't even buy into his TCA thing 

And yet there are logs of you talking about building an intelligence network with another alliance: Starting with that alliance. 

 

5 minutes ago, Lucius Optimus said:

I was right all along 

No.

 

5 minutes ago, Lucius Optimus said:

Doom is the scum of this world 

 

Probably.

 

5 minutes ago, Lucius Optimus said:

You should all be ashamed 

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A Narcissist's Prayer

That didn't happen.

And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

And if it was, that's not a big deal.

And if it is, that's not my fault.

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did...

You deserved it.

 

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Trying to infiltrate an alliance is an act of war. How about actually infiltrating it? All I am going to say is "The Cheese Weasel".  We should sit down and talk.

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Just now, Kapleo said:

Trying to infiltrate an alliance is an act of war. How about actually infiltrating it? All I am going to say is "The Cheese Weasel".  We should sit down and talk.

Elaborate. 

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23 minutes ago, Kapleo said:

Trying to infiltrate an alliance is an act of war. How about actually infiltrating it? All I am going to say is "The Cheese Weasel".  We should sit down and talk.


Oh look, Kapleo wants another ‘Sit down’.

 

Please share, or are you going to run off like a little !@#$%* again?

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4 minutes ago, AL Bundy said:

Poor Lucius how will you talk yourself out of this one? Maybe make some threats??

 

Al

 

I mean, at least you're moving up in the World from selling shoes to selling ties.

 

You should totally be thanking him. :popcorn:

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4 minutes ago, DeathAdder said:

 

I mean, at least you're moving up in the World from selling shoes to selling ties.

 

You should totally be thanking him. :popcorn:

Haha I dont sell ties, TIE sold themselves....  :)

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