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Josephy Kony, the commander of the Lord's Resistance Army, approaches the podium to issue his prepared speech:

 

"The Congo is now ready to step on to the world stage, and provide its bountiful Marble and Water to its neighbors.  On this world stage, we are aware that there are those who have too long profited off the exploitation of poor nations like The Congo.  Too long have you all lived in this fat land and preyed upon those who could not defend themselves.  No longer.  The Congo hereby requests admission into the Free Alliances, and with our abundant natural resources and the Will of God we will restore balance to the world.  Let us even the playing field together."

 

 

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Clearly the Congo has no friends in this predatory crowd of nations.  How dare you presume to consider yourselves FREE.  Until you treat with the smaller nations, we can not and will not respect your ways.

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I believe he is the founder of the Lord’s Resistance Army in Uganda.  He helped bring about great reforms in Uganda, but hasn’t been heard from since 2017.  Perhaps he’s bringing those same reforms to Bob.

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1 hour ago, kingzog said:

Everyone wants to be Frans Josef.

 

(If you get the above reference, you're old.)

I hate you.

 

22 minutes ago, Franz Ferdinand said:

Nobody wants to be Franz Ferdinand.

They hate you.

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NG is a free alliance whatever the hell that is.

Edited by Thrash

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11 hours ago, Kongo Jack said:

I assume all alliances are free?

It depends. What do you mean with "free"?

 

(For the love of Admin please don't answer with a definition, I'm asking for what you actually mean.)

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11 hours ago, Canik said:

Freedom is a lie

An issue is that an unspecified share of people ignore that no one can't be not free.

 

Edited by jerdge
missing "an"

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27 minutes ago, jerdge said:

An issue is that an unspecified share of people ignore that no one can't be not free.

 

I'm thinking it's a large share 

 

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17 hours ago, Canik said:

Freedom is a lie

 

This is the exact answer I would expect to see from the leader of FTW. Canik, thank you for never disappointing me (not counting some of your memes).

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Freedom in CN isn't really a lie, but you do need the stones to try and seize it. 

 

Its also a matter of perspective I suppose. 

 

 

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13 hours ago, Master Hakai said:

I assume the "FREE" alliances have microtransactions

 

Now I kinda wonder which alliance is the EA Games of CN.

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