Josephy_Kony Posted February 23, 2020 Report Share Posted February 23, 2020 Josephy Kony, the commander of the Lord's Resistance Army, approaches the podium to issue his prepared speech: "The Congo is now ready to step on to the world stage, and provide its bountiful Marble and Water to its neighbors. On this world stage, we are aware that there are those who have too long profited off the exploitation of poor nations like The Congo. Too long have you all lived in this fat land and preyed upon those who could not defend themselves. No longer. The Congo hereby requests admission into the Free Alliances, and with our abundant natural resources and the Will of God we will restore balance to the world. Let us even the playing field together." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josephy_Kony Posted February 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 Clearly the Congo has no friends in this predatory crowd of nations. How dare you presume to consider yourselves FREE. Until you treat with the smaller nations, we can not and will not respect your ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty256 Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 What exactly are you trying to accomplish here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sysiphus Maximus Posted March 1, 2020 Report Share Posted March 1, 2020 I believe he is the founder of the Lord’s Resistance Army in Uganda. He helped bring about great reforms in Uganda, but hasn’t been heard from since 2017. Perhaps he’s bringing those same reforms to Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingzog Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Everyone wants to be Frans Josef. (If you get the above reference, you're old.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, kingzog said: Everyone wants to be Frans Josef. (If you get the above reference, you're old.) Nobody wants to be Franz Ferdinand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, kingzog said: Everyone wants to be Frans Josef. (If you get the above reference, you're old.) I hate you. 22 minutes ago, Franz Ferdinand said: Nobody wants to be Franz Ferdinand. They hate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrash Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 (edited) NG is a free alliance whatever the hell that is. Edited March 15, 2020 by Thrash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 I assume all alliances are free? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 8 hours ago, Kongo Jack said: I assume all alliances are free? Not true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted March 15, 2020 Report Share Posted March 15, 2020 11 hours ago, Kongo Jack said: I assume all alliances are free? It depends. What do you mean with "free"? (For the love of Admin please don't answer with a definition, I'm asking for what you actually mean.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 I'm more concerned with what alliances aren't free? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 Freedom is a lie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 (edited) 11 hours ago, Canik said: Freedom is a lie An issue is that an unspecified share of people ignore that no one can't be not free. Edited March 17, 2020 by jerdge missing "an" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 27 minutes ago, jerdge said: An issue is that an unspecified share of people ignore that no one can't be not free. I'm thinking it's a large share Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 17 hours ago, Canik said: Freedom is a lie This is the exact answer I would expect to see from the leader of FTW. Canik, thank you for never disappointing me (not counting some of your memes). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Optimus Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 Freedom in CN isn't really a lie, but you do need the stones to try and seize it. Its also a matter of perspective I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Well, Kony, it looks like you win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingzog Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 You're as free as you want to be. Thank God most people never figure that out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 I assume the "FREE" alliances have microtransactions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingzog Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 13 hours ago, Master Hakai said: I assume the "FREE" alliances have microtransactions Now I kinda wonder which alliance is the EA Games of CN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 ftw is furcadia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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