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Tastes Good on th' Bun - Boognish Cult hungers (DoW)

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For hither not, I am The Stallion.

Come fear, Come Love. I am The Stallion.

 

For the past three weeks since our Lord Boognish came to me in a fever dream, I have amassed a following of loyal cultists who have cultivated the barren wastes of Steve into a suitable compound cathedral where we may kneel at the altar of Boognish and place offerings of Pork Rolls; Eggs and Cheese.

 

However, the hunger of Boognish is eternal and cannot be satisfied by us alone. More acolytes must surrender to the whim of the Boog.

 

Therefore, Boognish Cult do hereby declare a war of conquest against the residents of Buffalo Girls School, GALACTIC ALLIANCE and Serenity by Force.

Should any residents of these alliances seek peace for their transgressions against the almighty Boognish, you must drop your allegiances and join us under the banner of Boognish Cult.

 

To all other leaders, we invite you to join us on our server at Buckingham Green.

 

Signed:

Pandy Fackler - The Stallion

Boognish - Bumblebee

 

 

Edited by Johnny Apocalypse

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Boognish is a thirsty god who requires pixels to chomp and cultists to worship him day and night. The pixels we burn are the candles we light, see the lights, join us in our exaltation. 

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hahaha interesting. 

 

Al Bundy

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33 minutes ago, AL Bundy said:

hahaha interesting. 

 

Al Bundy

 

These alliances have continually insulted and abused the sacred gentleman’s agreements that we all respect and admire.

 

We can only look the other way for so long until our righteous blade delivers the death blow of retribution. Today is that day.

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Pandy FacklerToday at 00:08

i love logging in to find my opponent has dropped loot

 

BoognishToday at 00:09

presents for boognish!

he laid them at the alter

 

Pandy FacklerToday at 00:10

let us see what the rest of them have for us!

 

BoognishToday at 00:10

they can join us if they like

 

Pandy FacklerToday at 00:12

well one of them spied a nuke

if he'd just left them alone....

 

maybe i should give him a warning, in case he changes his tune

BoognishToday at 00:13

he is being sacrificed

he could repent?

 

Pandy FacklerToday at 00:13

maybe

he is still a heathen

 

BoognishToday at 00:13

how generous do you feel?

what if he converts?

 

Pandy FacklerToday at 00:14

perhaps boognish wills the radiation to cleanse him?

 

BoognishToday at 00:14

ohhhhh

the glow

 

Pandy FacklerToday at 00:14

his spies have a taste for uranium

 

BoognishToday at 00:14

the glow will burn away his heathen ways

that is why he spied your nuke

 

Pandy FacklerToday at 00:14

let all his people bathe in the radioactive splendour

 

BoognishToday at 00:14

he is afraid

he is afraid of what the truth will reveal and how we will see his true heart

we must nuke him

to free him

 

Pandy FacklerToday at 00:15

if the others stay away from the precious glow bombs

they will be spared

 

BoognishToday at 00:15

yes

ohh if they send dirty spies in then we can't save them

 

Pandy FacklerToday at 00:16

we should inform the masses

 

BoognishToday at 00:16

Pandy, if they do not hear the gospel of boognish how can they heed the cult ?

they are lost in ignorance

 

 

Fair warning: Any attempts to spy Boognish nukes will result in the culprit eating one of the nukes. Stay away from the precious glow bomb and it will stay away from you.

Edited by Johnny Apocalypse

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The glow bombs are the worlds salvation.

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When Son of Taepor wants to respond here with diplomatic reasoning about why we should feel safe from his terroristic ways, then perhaps peace can be arranged.

 

Planet Steve is in a troubling place when mischievous rulers like SoT are allowed to roam freely and cause trouble.

 

He has threatened us too many times and we will no longer turn the other cheek.

 

Edited by Lord Hitchcock

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hey LH   your with the boog ????

 

 

oh and it looks like SoT still has me on block list because i cant see his comment 

 

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15 hours ago, RoadRash said:

hey LH   your with the boog ????

 

 

oh and it looks like SoT still has me on block list because i cant see his comment 

 

 

I am.

 

We started late in the round. I am rather disappointed in the direction of leadership my old comrades in D1 has taken and ashamed to say that the very thing the revered D1 and RE tried to eliminate, is now what we see in D1 today.

 

Edit: Since this post D1 has made clear that SoTs action are of his own and not endorsed or supported by D1.

 

Edit Again: SoT has attempted to guilt trip us into being ‘jerks’, his sad manipulating attempt to make us out to be the ‘bad people’ has not gone unanswered. We have reiterated our stance and our disapproval of his shenanigans in private and that we will accept his apology once he his done kicking-and-screaming.

Edited by Lord Hitchcock

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