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It's been 3 years since @Lucius Optimus left me with this tiresome burden.

I often wondered what the point of it all was and eventually discovered that the people I met along the way made it worth it.

I hate and love all of you equally.




January 13th, 2016 - TBD, 2019




Order of Business;

Upon concluding military operations in the ongoing War against RFI & LoSS (Korlath's War > sNeK eYeZ wAr) I will be stepping down in my capacity as King or whatever- *burps.

 @Jack Layton appeared to me in a peyote induced vision and spoke the name of my successor,  @Johnny Apocalypse Mr. Apocalypse himself. A good choice, you know, given the times we live in. 

As for me, well-

"but if there's nothing shakin' come this here July, I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball and die"


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You've served Cobra well. It'll be strange seeing them led by anyone else. The Cobra name has in my mind become synonymous with GK. We've been adversaries for years, but you always put in the effort to made it entertaining and for that I thank you. Enjoy your break from leadership.


Your friend,

Joseph M. Black

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On the one hand I envy the peace in the nether realm you will soon find.


On the other hand I've been asleep for years, so it's time to get real weird with it.


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I didn't dislike you GK even if we had our heated moments, and I like and respect that you have a big pair of stones. Hope you do well in all your future endeavors! Enjoy retirement!


Congrats to Johnny, who I believe will do well!

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They say
General Kanabis is yielding his power and stepping away
Is that true?
I wasn't aware that was something a person could do
I'm perplexed
Are they gonna keep on replacing whoever's in charge?
If so, who's next?
There's nobody else in their country who looms quite as large…
Johnny Apocalypse?
I know him
That can't be
That's that little guy who spoke to me
All those years ago
What was it, eighty-five?
That poor man, they're gonna eat him alive!
Oceans rise
Empires fall
Next to Kanabis, they all look small
All alone
Watch them run
They will tear each other into pieces
Jesus Christ, this will be fun!
Da da da dat da dat da da da dai ya da
Da da da dat dat dai ya daaaaahahahahaha!
"King Cobra" Johnny Apocalypse
Good luck!
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he did well... enjoy retirement bro!



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GK verily has no sense* of mercy, and for that I love him


See you around the (310) duder


*(sic).  Please God let there be some, any, who remember this construction.

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