Disputed Involvement

[James Spanier]

 

If somebody once told me we were gonna roll Screaming Red Asses again, I’d have told them they weren’t the sharpest tool in the shed. It feels like only yesterday the last time SRA attacked an Argent ally without cause or Declaration of War, and now they do so again! Last time they admitted defeat, their finger and their thumb in the shape of an L on their forehead. 

 

As it turns out however it was actually a few years ago, although the years don’t stop coming, and they don’t stop coming, and they don’t stop coming. Regardless, here we are again with yet another display of SRA’s ruthless opportunism. I concede it doesn’t make sense not to live for fun as everyone’s collective brains get smart while their heads get dumb, there’s so much to do and so much to see, but I however contend there indeed is something wrong with taking these back streets. As with last time, we will once again go to bat for our ally, and our nukes will make sure SRA glows.

 

The Dragon will once again take a bite out of the Ass, perhaps we’ll even eat the whole thing this time.
 

 

Lowsten: The Great and Powerful Emperor of Argent 
Trimm: Regent 

IMP REBS: Minister of Internal Affairs 
Gingervites: Interim Minister of War 
King William: Interim Minister of Finance 
Legatus: Interim Minister of Foreign Affairs 
iamthey: Interim Minister of Proctology

Janax: Dragon Emperor Emeritus

 

[Velocity]

First

 

Them Red asses ain’t red enough yet

😛

Edited April 8, 2019 by Velocity

[Smitty256]

MARA! o7

[Claude]

yeah baby make them glow! MARA 0/

[janax]

I hope someone made waffles.

[iamthey]

You are a war crime.

[Lucius Optimus]

Hold on a minute You're.... a girl dragon 

 

I mean of....coooourse you're a girl dragon. 

 

 

[Legatus Equus]

The time has come to eat all the asses o/

[iamthey]

12 minutes ago, Lucius Optimus said:

Hold on a minute You're.... a girl dragon 

 

I mean of....coooourse you're a girl dragon. 

 

 

 

What is wrong with being a girl dragon?

[Walshington]

5 minutes ago, Legatus Equus said:

The time has come to eat all the asses o/

 

Ah, the ol' "Cardi B Offensive", eh?  

This is CLEARLY just one more way for Lowsten to pretend he doesn't want a treaty with us.   Hard to get on a whole 'nother level.

 

And just for the e-lawyers out there:

 

Kattegat being what Kashmir was called back then.

[Walshington]

2 minutes ago, iamthey said:

 

What is wrong with being a girl dragon?

 

Not a DAMN thing.

 

I'd introduce myself, but I believe we've met! 😉

[James Spanier]

15 minutes ago, Walshington said:

 

Ah, the ol' "Cardi B Offensive", eh?  

This is CLEARLY just one more way for Lowsten to pretend he doesn't want a treaty with us.   Hard to get on a whole 'nother level.

 

And just for the e-lawyers out there:

 

Kattegat being what Kashmir was called back then.

 

All I see is an error, why must you lie to me?

[Walshington]

7 minutes ago, James Spanier said:

 

All I see is an error, why must you lie to me?

 

To that I give a hearty "HEU".

We both know how the movie referenced ended.  Your subtext could not be more obvious.

[Alexio15]

54 minutes ago, Walshington said:

 

To that I give a hearty "HEU".

We both know how the movie referenced ended.  Your subtext could not be more obvious.

Totally beat me to it

[The Big Bad]

They only have 8 nations.  People sure are bored at this point.  

[James Spanier]

2 hours ago, The Big Bad said:

They only have 8 nations.  People sure are bored at this point.  

I mean yeah, there aren't a huge number of targets above 15k NS among the other 80 combatant nations.

Edited April 8, 2019 by James Spanier

[Finster Baby]

Ok...can we just have the war to end all wars and blow up the apathetic Admin's server all ready?

This pussyfooting around is just boring.

[Tankobite]

5 hours ago, The Big Bad said:

They only have 8 nations.  People sure are bored at this point.  

It does seem like a bit of braggadocio to go on and on about rolling an 8 person alliance. But I guess safety in numbers always makes for a feeing of complacency.

[Lucius Optimus]

2 hours ago, Finster Baby said:

Ok...can we just have the war to end all wars and blow up the apathetic Admin's server all ready?

This pussyfooting around is just boring.

Took the words outta my mouth 

[James Spanier]

43 minutes ago, Tankobite said:

It does seem like a bit of braggadocio to go on and on about rolling an 8 person alliance. But I guess safety in numbers always makes for a feeing of complacency.

 

The Great and Powerful Lowsten does not take kindly to you words.

[Tankobite]

8 hours ago, Walshington said:

 

Ah, the ol' "Cardi B Offensive", eh?  

This is CLEARLY just one more way for Lowsten to pretend he doesn't want a treaty with us.   Hard to get on a whole 'nother level.

 

And just for the e-lawyers out there:

 

Kattegat being what Kashmir was called back then.

Is that a Warren Zevon reference I spy?

[Tankobite]

33 minutes ago, James Spanier said:

 

The Great and Powerful Lowsten does not take kindly to you words.

Don’t hit me with them negative waves so early in the morning.

 

[DeathAdder]

8 hours ago, Finster Baby said:

Ok...can we just have the war to end all wars and blow up the apathetic Admin's server all ready?

This pussyfooting around is just boring.

 

No such luck.

[Masterchief777]

o/ Argent

 

Have fun out there.

[Iain Llewellyn]

12 hours ago, Tankobite said:

Is that a Warren Zevon reference I spy?

 

The !@#$ has hit the fan