James Spanier Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 If somebody once told me we were gonna roll Screaming Red Asses again, I’d have told them they weren’t the sharpest tool in the shed. It feels like only yesterday the last time SRA attacked an Argent ally without cause or Declaration of War, and now they do so again! Last time they admitted defeat, their finger and their thumb in the shape of an L on their forehead. As it turns out however it was actually a few years ago, although the years don’t stop coming, and they don’t stop coming, and they don’t stop coming. Regardless, here we are again with yet another display of SRA’s ruthless opportunism. I concede it doesn’t make sense not to live for fun as everyone’s collective brains get smart while their heads get dumb, there’s so much to do and so much to see, but I however contend there indeed is something wrong with taking these back streets. As with last time, we will once again go to bat for our ally, and our nukes will make sure SRA glows. The Dragon will once again take a bite out of the Ass, perhaps we’ll even eat the whole thing this time. Lowsten: The Great and Powerful Emperor of Argent Trimm: Regent IMP REBS: Minister of Internal Affairs Gingervites: Interim Minister of War King William: Interim Minister of Finance Legatus: Interim Minister of Foreign Affairs iamthey: Interim Minister of Proctology Janax: Dragon Emperor Emeritus Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Velocity Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 (edited) First Them Red asses ain’t red enough yet 😛 Edited April 8, 2019 by Velocity Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Smitty256 Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 MARA! o7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Claude Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 yeah baby make them glow! MARA 0/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
janax Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 I hope someone made waffles. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iamthey Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 You are a war crime. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lucius Optimus Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 Hold on a minute You're.... a girl dragon I mean of....coooourse you're a girl dragon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Legatus Equus Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 The time has come to eat all the asses o/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iamthey Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, Lucius Optimus said: Hold on a minute You're.... a girl dragon I mean of....coooourse you're a girl dragon. What is wrong with being a girl dragon? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Walshington Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Legatus Equus said: The time has come to eat all the asses o/ Ah, the ol' "Cardi B Offensive", eh? This is CLEARLY just one more way for Lowsten to pretend he doesn't want a treaty with us. Hard to get on a whole 'nother level. And just for the e-lawyers out there: Kattegat being what Kashmir was called back then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Walshington Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, iamthey said: What is wrong with being a girl dragon? Not a DAMN thing. I'd introduce myself, but I believe we've met! 😉 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
James Spanier Posted April 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 15 minutes ago, Walshington said: Ah, the ol' "Cardi B Offensive", eh? This is CLEARLY just one more way for Lowsten to pretend he doesn't want a treaty with us. Hard to get on a whole 'nother level. And just for the e-lawyers out there: Kattegat being what Kashmir was called back then. All I see is an error, why must you lie to me? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Walshington Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, James Spanier said: All I see is an error, why must you lie to me? To that I give a hearty "HEU". We both know how the movie referenced ended. Your subtext could not be more obvious. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alexio15 Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 54 minutes ago, Walshington said: To that I give a hearty "HEU". We both know how the movie referenced ended. Your subtext could not be more obvious. Totally beat me to it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Big Bad Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 They only have 8 nations. People sure are bored at this point. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
James Spanier Posted April 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, The Big Bad said: They only have 8 nations. People sure are bored at this point. I mean yeah, there aren't a huge number of targets above 15k NS among the other 80 combatant nations. Edited April 8, 2019 by James Spanier Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Finster Baby Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 Ok...can we just have the war to end all wars and blow up the apathetic Admin's server all ready? This pussyfooting around is just boring. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tankobite Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 5 hours ago, The Big Bad said: They only have 8 nations. People sure are bored at this point. It does seem like a bit of braggadocio to go on and on about rolling an 8 person alliance. But I guess safety in numbers always makes for a feeing of complacency. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lucius Optimus Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Finster Baby said: Ok...can we just have the war to end all wars and blow up the apathetic Admin's server all ready? This pussyfooting around is just boring. Took the words outta my mouth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
James Spanier Posted April 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 43 minutes ago, Tankobite said: It does seem like a bit of braggadocio to go on and on about rolling an 8 person alliance. But I guess safety in numbers always makes for a feeing of complacency. The Great and Powerful Lowsten does not take kindly to you words. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tankobite Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 8 hours ago, Walshington said: Ah, the ol' "Cardi B Offensive", eh? This is CLEARLY just one more way for Lowsten to pretend he doesn't want a treaty with us. Hard to get on a whole 'nother level. And just for the e-lawyers out there: Kattegat being what Kashmir was called back then. Is that a Warren Zevon reference I spy? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tankobite Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 33 minutes ago, James Spanier said: The Great and Powerful Lowsten does not take kindly to you words. Don’t hit me with them negative waves so early in the morning. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DeathAdder Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 8 hours ago, Finster Baby said: Ok...can we just have the war to end all wars and blow up the apathetic Admin's server all ready? This pussyfooting around is just boring. No such luck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Masterchief777 Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 o/ Argent Have fun out there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Iain Llewellyn Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 12 hours ago, Tankobite said: Is that a Warren Zevon reference I spy? The !@#$ has hit the fan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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