Greatest Mothers Posted November 12, 2018 Report Share Posted November 12, 2018 The Empresses are pleased to announce the end of major operations The peace offer to PainNation666 has been sent, with the reason (extended): "The author of the rape was Brett Kavanaugh, not Justin666" We've now sent an ultimatum to Donald Trump: either he'll send us, within the next 24 hours, a chiseled and engraved 100 cm platinum dish with the beheaded head of Kavanaugh + 1,000 Hawaiian female dancers under 25, or we're going to nuke https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beatrice,_Nebraska Due this State's motto is offensive and this city have the name of a girl I disliked when I was in secondary school. Summary of major operations . War Details About Wars War Status: Currently Fighting War Reason: Politically, I claim rape! War Declaration Date: 11/5/2018 12:02:14 AM War End Date: 11/13/2018 Total Attacks: 180 XP Option: Experience Enabled War Declared By War Declared On Nation Name: Femocratic Lands Pain nation 666 Ruler Name: Greatest Mothers Justin666 Alliance: Supernova X COBRA Soldiers Lost: 236,944 229,040 Tanks Lost: 24,422 23,679 Cruise Missiles Lost: 0 0 Aircraft Lost: 783 705 Navy Lost: 89 58 Infrastructure Lost: 2,876.44 1,899.41 Technology Lost: 510.79 658.13 Land Lost: 2,581.981 42.277 Land/Tech/Infra: 15,056.27 Strength Lost 9,052.26 Strength Lost Destruction Rank: This war is more destructive than 1,210 of 1,431 existing wars. Worthy exchange of nukes TO: Greatest Mothers | FROM: Justin666 TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:05:06 AM You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Justin666 with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force. TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:04:54 AM You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Greatest Mothers with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force. TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:04:46 AM You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Greatest Mothers with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force. TO: Greatest Mothers | FROM: Justin666 TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:04:46 AM You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Justin666 with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force. TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:04:36 AM You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Greatest Mothers with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force. TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:04:27 AM You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Greatest Mothers with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force. TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:04:13 AM You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Greatest Mothers with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force. TO: Greatest Mothers | FROM: Justin666 TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:04:02 AM You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Justin666 with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force. TO: Greatest Mothers | FROM: Justin666 TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:03:33 AM You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Justin666 with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force. TO: Greatest Mothers | FROM: Justin666 TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:03:19 AM You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Justin666 with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force. That's just only a single page, there's even that TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike (Damage Limited) | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:05:31 AM Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by Greatest Mothers. Your fallout shelters have limited the damage caused by this attack. You lost 10929 soldiers, 15 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.001 miles of land, 76.235 technology, 194.398 infrastructure, 50% of your aircraft, and 18% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience several days of economic devastation. TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:05:21 AM You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Greatest Mothers with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force. The Empress of Peace. PS OOC: a defeat, still not bad given I missed Sunday update battle due grandkids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatest Mothers Posted November 12, 2018 Report Share Posted November 12, 2018 (edited) Negotiations between Donald Trump and the Femocratic Ambassadrix are going well Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath 3h3 hours ago More Titania McGrath Retweeted Asura Shun I never joke. Humour is a patriarchal construct. Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath 3h3 hours ago More Titania McGrath Retweeted A Donald J. TrumpVerified account @realDonaldTrump FollowFollow @realDonaldTrump More A vicious accuser of Justice Kavanaugh has just admitted that she was lying, her story was totally made up, or FAKE! Can you imagine if he didn’t become a Justice of the Supreme Court because of her disgusting False Statements. What about the others? Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath Nov 7 More This is what happens when males encounter strong and intelligent women. Toxic masculinity is the poison. I am the antidote. The Empress of Peace Edited November 12, 2018 by Greatest Mothers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted November 12, 2018 Report Share Posted November 12, 2018 On 11/9/2018 at 9:18 AM, Greatest Mothers said: with the grandkids I understand now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrinkledStraw Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 I am even more horrified and confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatest Mothers Posted November 13, 2018 Report Share Posted November 13, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, CrinkledStraw said: I am even more horrified and confused. On 11/12/2018 at 8:54 AM, Greatest Mothers said: TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:04:46 AM You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Greatest Mothers with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force. TO: Greatest Mothers | FROM: Justin666 TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:04:46 AM You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Justin666 with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force. Notice: 12:04:46 AM, both This was so a mess that our SDI intercepted our own nuke and his SDI intercepted his own nuke. Since Donald Trump won't concede on Kavanaugh, showing a bad attitude So we changed ambassadrix, now there are two, an older one and a redhead who are both much more resolute - see this exchange After that Trump became more reasonable, and our Ambassadrix has just make a different request: A gold plated AMC Pacer + 1,000 Hawaiian female dancers under 25 + a chiseled and engraved 100 cm platinum dish with the beheaded head of Mike Pence Answer has been positive The Empress of Peace. Edited November 13, 2018 by Greatest Mothers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 A round of applause for the brave COBRAnese soldier who singlehandedly destroyed several hundred FTW tanks. o/ The Beast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatest Mothers Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 13 hours ago, General Kanabis said: A round of applause for the brave COBRAnese soldier who singlehandedly destroyed several hundred FTW tanks. o/ The Beast Very good, and quite impressive. Justin666 is a very expert fighter. But it's unlikely that Justin666 destroyed tanks, since The Storm Crows has none (see the order of battle). That could even explain why the images are weirdly cut. The Empress of Peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 Oh I see it now lmao. 30 minutes ago, Greatest Mothers said: Very good, and quite impressive. Justin666 is a very expert fighter. But it's unlikely that Justin666 destroyed tanks, since The Storm Crows has none (see the order of battle). That could even explain why the images are weirdly cut. The Empress of Peace. Lmfao, I didn't even notice. Now I gotta reboot 🤖 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatest Mothers Posted November 15, 2018 Report Share Posted November 15, 2018 53 minutes ago, General Kanabis said: Oh I see it now lmao. Lmfao, I didn't even notice. Now I gotta reboot 🤖 However Justin666 is really a very good fighter TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers TYPE: Night-Time Ground Battle | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:08:11 AM You have been attacked by Greatest Mothers. During the battle the enemy was reported to have taunted you with the words 'For Womynkind!'. You lost 6,957 soldiers and 327 tanks. You killed 10,848 soldiers and 164 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, destroyed 7.474 technology, and destroyed 29.896 infrastructure. Their forces destroyed $1,000,000.00 of your money and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers TYPE: Night-Time Ground Battle | DATE: 11/11/2018 1:31:14 AM You have been attacked by Greatest Mothers. During the battle the enemy was reported to have taunted you with the words 'For Womynkind!'. You lost 3,267 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 10,721 soldiers and 2,190 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, destroyed 7.487 technology, and destroyed 29.950 infrastructure. Their forces destroyed $1,000,000.00 of your money and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. See? Even if we won those battles our losses were far higher. Even if sometimes it was the opposite TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers TYPE: Night-Time Ground Battle | DATE: 11/10/2018 12:01:26 AM You have been attacked by Greatest Mothers. During the battle the enemy was reported to have taunted you with the words 'For Womynkind!'. You lost 9,918 soldiers and 1,710 tanks. You killed 3,923 soldiers and 330 tanks. Their forces razed 7.202 miles of your land, destroyed 7.568 technology, and destroyed 30.272 infrastructure. Their forces destroyed $1,000,000.00 of your money and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers TYPE: Night-Time Ground Battle | DATE: 11/9/2018 12:00:06 AM You have been attacked by Greatest Mothers. You lost 10,503 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 7,687 soldiers and 50 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, destroyed 7.571 technology, and destroyed 30.286 infrastructure. Their forces destroyed $1,000,000.00 of your money and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. Analysis of the war shows that our land forces had been satisfactory, that was quite obiouvs, since The Broken Hourglass division is famous That's their symbol The funnier part was when he killed our general. It was a trap: the general was cheap, improving by 0.0% battle effectiveness and it was somewhat good just only to raise citizen income during peace (+0.3% or something like that) Indeed, see what happened just after the death of the general TO: Greatest Mothers | FROM: Justin666 TYPE: Daytime Ground Battle | DATE: 11/8/2018 2:39:44 PM You have been attacked by Justin666. You lost 3,675 soldiers and 122 tanks. You killed 10,385 soldiers and 2,958 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $1,182,120.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled. Both our Airforce and the Navy proved to be unsatisfactory: The Airforce was good at defending, taking down many enemy aircrafts, but it was ineffective at offending - practically the success rate at bombing was close to zero percent for us, and something like 10% (1 successfull mission in 10) for Justin666 The Navy won some battles at the beginning, when it had numerical superiority (56 vs 45) but was forced on defensive at the end (the end balance was 16 vs 29) The spy service has been satisfactory. The really good thing is that I kept The Empress of War away: during last war she spent too much money, she have that thing of "overkilling the enemy", it's funny but very expensive. The Empress of Peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaarioNaharis Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 (edited) Well at least kudos to the brave soldier who operated 2239 tanks in battle and won congrats. he must be well trained in multi task tank driving. Edited November 16, 2018 by DaarioNaharis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 1 hour ago, DaarioNaharis said: Well at least kudos to the brave soldier who operated 2239 tanks in battle and won congrats. he must be well trained in multi task tank driving. Lol, he was trained by Jack Layton, the God of War himself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armpit Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 Why all this love for Layton. I recall he attacked me during the Kashmir episode, got his butt handed to him and deleted shortly afterwards. Granted I don't know the history but I was less than impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 5 hours ago, armpit said: I was less than impressed. Said the Roman soldier who participated in the Messiah's Crucifixion. "What's so special about this man?" A fool he was, for the Prophet would become more powerful in death than he ever was in life. Do you not yet know? He deleted his nation for your sins. Jack Layton bless you and may you go on to burn many pixels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatest Mothers Posted November 16, 2018 Report Share Posted November 16, 2018 (edited) 8 hours ago, General Kanabis said: Lol, he was trained by Jack Layton, the God of War himself! Who? Camel hump with rose water and roasted nuts. Femocratic recipe The Empress of Peace. Edited November 16, 2018 by Greatest Mothers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted November 17, 2018 Report Share Posted November 17, 2018 Well that was wholly unnecessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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