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Cobra wishes to announce terms have been presented to Robert III of CLAWS. He has 24 hours to produce a poem which includes, a reference to our dear leader, praise of our economic polices and foreign policies.

 

Let it not be said, Cobra has no heart, we will grant him permission to pixel hug if he simply complies with our request.

 

Good day sirs

 

(10/16/2018 12:23:28 AM) Robert III offered peace to Justin666 with the following reason: Cessation of Hostilities
  (10/15/2018 7:45:14 AM) MikeyFlips offered foreign aid to Robert III of Gudafen.
  (10/15/2018 12:47:58 AM) Robert III declared war on Justin666 of Pain nation 666.
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Even though we disapprove of pixel addiction, we understand that these people need help.

We endorse rehabilitation at all cost

Just like that member of FTW that begged for peace a couple of rounds ago.

 

I would also like to take this time to remind everyone that if you join COBRA, you can help these people too. You may be labeled a rogue and excluded from peace terms by the leader of FTW, but ITS FOR A GOOD CAUSE!

 

To the peanut gallery-

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Don't change the channel yet.

Edited by General Kanabis

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PRESS RELEASE

 

We have become aware of a second peace offer to our chief warlord Justin the beast WITHOUT a poem venerating our dear leader, General Kanabis, King Cobra, Last Disciple of the Late Great Jack Layton.

 

Nor was there any mention of our great Economic and Foreign Policies.

 

(10/16/2018 9:43:25 PM) Robert III offered peace to Justin666 with the following reason: Cessation of Hostilities

 

Due to his insolence, We have asked ourselves what would Layton do?

 

He spoke to our leader via revelation...

 

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We heard the words KILL THE PIXELS

 

To Robert III, you have insulted yourself, your ALLIANCE and your DIGNITY

 

May Jack Layton have mercy on your soul as we will have none.

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It’s too bad honestly, there are a lot of fine people over there whom I like.

 

We have been in contact with FTW, Canik’s diplomacy is pretty much that they can aid the broke people, like Claude. Unfortunately this has been proven time-and-time again that it doesn’t work.

 

A lot of good people are going to get kicked while they are down, I’ve done everything I could to prevent the inevitable blood bath that is about to occur and I wash my hands of the inevitable humanitarian crisis.

 

And the slaughter continues... Canik, make sure you’re watching the mess you’ve made.

 

Edited by Lord Hitchcock

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On 10/17/2018 at 2:36 AM, ericsw said:

 

what would Layton do?

 

He spoke to our leader via revelation...

 

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We heard the words KILL THE PIXELS

 

May Jack Layton have mercy on your soul as we will have none.

 

Preach it!

Here we have another example of their indecent behavior-

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I've instructed brother Archangel to respond with a nuke, for the worship of pixels is blasphemous to us.

Edited by General Kanabis

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7 hours ago, General Kanabis said:

 

Preach it!

Here we have another example of their indecent behavior-

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I've instructed brother Archangel to respond with a nuke, for the worship of pixels is blasphemous to us.

 

 

We need to make him a believer

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Negotiations back on schedule as of tonight.

I reserve the right to produce a personal translator and to keep my weapon aimed at my enemies throughout the peace summit.

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Enjoy the battles.

And Happy Halloween.

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On 11/1/2018 at 6:17 AM, General Kanabis said:

Negotiations back on schedule as of tonight.

I reserve the right to produce a personal translator and to keep my weapon aimed at my enemies throughout the peace summit.

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Enjoy the battles.

And Happy Halloween.

 

 

Weak.

Too weak.

I'm waiting

Either Pain Nation666 or Tweetypie, or both :D

 

What are you waiting for, guys?

I'm just only a noob :D

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“It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep.”

 

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@ericsw: sorry, you're too weak, maybe next time.

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The Empress of Peace

 

 

 

 

 

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The Palace of Sun and Rain

 

Femocratic Bombers

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The Empresses' latest "Black Swan" (modified bomber,  carrying VIPs)

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Crew's bathroom

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Empresses' bathroom

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:D

 

Edited by Greatest Mothers

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5 hours ago, General Kanabis said:

 

Yeah, I know it's terrifying: I'm much more dangerous, at least 44 times more, than Christine Blasey Ford

Last time I Kavanaughed Saddam Hussein - see the motivation: "Politically, I claim rape!"

 

We even have secret weapons on motor scooters

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Blue button is for anti-tank rockets, green is the death ray, the red buttons are three different kinds of false accusations - from the left to the right:

Consensual heterosexual sex in Sweden 30 years ago (this immediatly land the enemy in jail for 5 years)

Economical violence accusation in Spain 40 years ago (this is 10 years in jail + 10,000,000 $ + 40 years interest rate, to pay for the damages done by the economical violence)

Rejection of a woman 50 years ago - there's death penalty in the whole world for that.

 

There's even the large version

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That have 4 red buttons rather than just only 3.

 

The Empress of Peace.

 

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Edited by Greatest Mothers

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Good, something is moving

 

To: Greatest Mothers    From: Justin666    Date: 11/4/2018 8:19:57 AM

Subject: Spy Operation Attack

 

Message: A spy operation has been launched against your nation. The attacking spies were given the following order: Assassinate Spies. In the attack your counter intelligence systems prevailed and managed to thwart the attack. Your counter spies managed to kill 20 enemy spies.
 
 

 

The Empress of Peace.

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On 11/4/2018 at 6:29 AM, General Kanabis said:

 

Looks like sometimes being a noob can be an advantage.

Full summary at the end of second day of operations.

. War Details

About Wars

War Status: Currently Fighting
War Reason: Politically, I claim rape!
War Declaration Date: 11/5/2018 12:02:14 AM
War End Date: 11/13/2018
Total Attacks: 37
XP Option: Experience Enabled
  War Declared By War Declared On
Nation Name: Femocratic Lands Pain nation 666
Ruler Name: Greatest Mothers  message_compose.png Justin666  message_compose.png
Alliance: Supernova Xalliance_statistic.gif COBRAalliance_statistic.gif
Soldiers Lost: 43,875 51,789
Tanks Lost: 8,820 6,453
Cruise Missiles Lost: 0 0
Aircraft Lost: 71 163
Navy Lost: 8 11
Infrastructure Lost: 117.56 345.30
Technology Lost: 28.72 102.23
Land Lost: 270.142 35.072
Land/Tech/Infra: 901.49 Strength Lost 1,599.64 Strength Lost
Destruction Rank: This war is more destructive than 496 of 1,484 existing wars.

 

We're not ingenuos, we know that Justin666 is gonna winning in the end, but just only because he have almost infinite money.

 

People who wish to whine and/or spreading lies will have to kiss Empresses' boots before being allowed to talk.

 

The Empress of Peace.

Edited by Greatest Mothers

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5 hours ago, Greatest Mothers said:

People who wish to whine and/or spreading lies will have to kiss Empresses' boots before being allowed to talk.

Now I don't want to sound naughty or anything, but if you have to reward people to have them kiss your boots you're doing it wrong.

 

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2 hours ago, jerdge said:

Now I don't want to sound naughty or anything, but if you have to reward people to have them kiss your boots you're doing it wrong.

 

Kissing the boots is not a reward!

It's the price to pay to being allowed to speak!

"Kissing the boots" is codeword for "paying 9 million"

 

"We do not argue with those who disagree with us, we tax them"   - The Empress of Peace

 

"Taxation is the only answer you should give to the fools. Where ignorance speaks, intelligence should tax it" - The Empress of Peace

 

1 hour ago, Wobblies said:

Came for the memes, was not disappointed. 

 

"Patriarchy is reproductive communism" - The Empress of Peace

 

"The Empresses will have Norden, with or without the nordic people" - Broken Hourglass Division Commander

 

"Anarchism is not to be debated, is to be destroyed" - The Empress of Peace

 

"You shall not lie with a male as with a womyn; it is an abomination"  - The Empress of War

 

"Yes, a dictatrix can be loved. Provided that the masses fear her at the same time. The crowd love a strong womyn. The crowd is like a feminist man" - The Empress of War

 

 

The Empress of Peace.

 

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5 hours ago, Greatest Mothers said:

Kissing the boots is not a reward!

It's the price to pay to being allowed to speak!

"Kissing the boots" is codeword for "paying 9 million"

I meant that being allowed to speak was the reward for kissing the boots, in other words you seemed to be talking of a reward in exchange for kissing the boots.

As it came out that it's just a metaphor the whole point is moot, anyway. Too bad that no actual kissing was involved!

Edited by jerdge
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21 hours ago, General Kanabis said:

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Please stop posting. 

 

Since you ask so kindly, okay.

 

9 hours ago, Master Hakai said:

is there an award coming up for what the hell are you talking about?

 

Sure, there's a whole castle

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Pool included.

We picked it from Teutonicus Empire, it had been carried here with a truck, there's even the video I picked with the phone

 

It was a birthday present for the Empress of War, but I'm giving it away due she's not interested anymore.

 

9 hours ago, Master Hakai said:

i have a feeling grabess mother might win.

 

I could lose the House but no way that I'll lose the Senate.

covfefe

 

The Empress of Peace.

 

OOC: the video is a true thing, there's a company in Italy who carry around houses, castles, supertankers. Fagioli (translated is "Beans", so practically the owner is Mr. Bean :D )

 

However that's irrelevant.

More relevant: the company owner's house is an Art Deco masterpiece and I'm really jealous!

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:. War Details

About Wars

War Status: Currently Fighting
War Reason: Politically, I claim rape!
War Declaration Date: 11/5/2018 12:02:14 AM
War End Date: 11/13/2018
Total Attacks: 95
XP Option: Experience Enabled
  War Declared By War Declared On
Nation Name: Femocratic Lands Pain nation 666
Ruler Name: Greatest Mothers  message_compose.png Justin666  message_compose.png
Alliance: Supernova Xalliance_statistic.gif COBRAalliance_statistic.gif
Soldiers Lost: 128,041 147,468
Tanks Lost: 19,593 18,986
Cruise Missiles Lost: 0 0
Aircraft Lost: 313 397
Navy Lost: 39 34
Infrastructure Lost: 1,183.00 1,103.91
Technology Lost: 217.83 376.38
Land Lost: 1,263.491 35.073
Land/Tech/Infra: 6,533.40 Strength Lost 5,246.24 Strength Lost
Destruction Rank: This war is more destructive than 1,030 of 1,442 existing wars.

 

OOC:

I should go in Florence for the whole week-end, to babysit :facepalm: 

I'm planning to send Spider, and just only Spider, in Florence :D 

I can't properly fight behind a tablet with the grandkids disrupting everything (okay, there are even other reasons to not go, but let's pretend it's due the game)

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