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The Empresses are pleased to announce the end of major operations

The peace offer to PainNation666 has been sent, with the reason (extended):

"The author of the rape was Brett Kavanaugh, not Justin666"

We've now sent an ultimatum to Donald Trump: either he'll send us, within the next 24 hours, a chiseled and engraved 100 cm platinum dish with the beheaded head of Kavanaugh + 1,000 Hawaiian female dancers under 25, or we're going to nuke https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beatrice,_Nebraska

Due this State's motto is offensive and this city have the name of a girl I disliked when I was in secondary school.

 

Summary of major operations

. War Details

About Wars

War Status: Currently Fighting
War Reason: Politically, I claim rape!
War Declaration Date: 11/5/2018 12:02:14 AM
War End Date: 11/13/2018
Total Attacks: 180
XP Option: Experience Enabled
  War Declared By War Declared On
Nation Name: Femocratic Lands Pain nation 666
Ruler Name: Greatest Mothers  message_compose.png Justin666  message_compose.png
Alliance: Supernova Xalliance_statistic.gif COBRAalliance_statistic.gif
Soldiers Lost: 236,944 229,040
Tanks Lost: 24,422 23,679
Cruise Missiles Lost: 0 0
Aircraft Lost: 783 705
Navy Lost: 89 58
Infrastructure Lost: 2,876.44 1,899.41
Technology Lost: 510.79 658.13
Land Lost: 2,581.981 42.277
Land/Tech/Infra: 15,056.27 Strength Lost 9,052.26 Strength Lost
Destruction Rank: This war is more destructive than 1,210 of 1,431 existing wars.

 

Worthy exchange of nukes

TO: Greatest Mothers | FROM: Justin666
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:05:06 AM 

You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Justin666 with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force.
TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:04:54 AM 

You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Greatest Mothers with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force.
TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:04:46 AM 

You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Greatest Mothers with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force.
TO: Greatest Mothers | FROM: Justin666
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:04:46 AM 

You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Justin666 with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force.
TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:04:36 AM 

You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Greatest Mothers with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force.
TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:04:27 AM 

You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Greatest Mothers with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force.
TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:04:13 AM 

You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Greatest Mothers with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force.
TO: Greatest Mothers | FROM: Justin666
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:04:02 AM 

You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Justin666 with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force.
TO: Greatest Mothers | FROM: Justin666
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:03:33 AM 

You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Justin666 with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force.

TO: Greatest Mothers | FROM: Justin666
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:03:19 AM 

You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Justin666 with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force.

 


 

That's just only a single page, there's even that

TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Strike (Damage Limited) | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:05:31 AM 

Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons in a standard nuclear attack by Greatest Mothers. Your fallout shelters have limited the damage caused by this attack. You lost 10929 soldiers, 15 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.001 miles of land, 76.235 technology, 194.398 infrastructure, 50% of your aircraft, and 18% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience several days of economic devastation.
TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:05:21 AM 

You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Greatest Mothers with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force.

 

The Empress of Peace.

 

PS OOC: a defeat, still not bad given I missed Sunday update battle due grandkids.

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Negotiations between Donald Trump and the Femocratic Ambassadrix are going well

 

 

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I never joke. Humour is a patriarchal construct.

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A vicious accuser of Justice Kavanaugh has just admitted that she was lying, her story was totally made up, or FAKE! Can you imagine if he didn’t become a Justice of the Supreme Court because of her disgusting False Statements. What about the others?

 

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This is what happens when males encounter strong and intelligent women. Toxic masculinity is the poison. I am the antidote.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Empress of Peace

Edited by Greatest Mothers

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2 hours ago, CrinkledStraw said:

I am even more horrified and confused.

 

On 11/12/2018 at 8:54 AM, Greatest Mothers said:

TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:04:46 AM 

You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Greatest Mothers with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force.

TO: Greatest Mothers | FROM: Justin666
TYPE: Nuclear Missile Intercepted | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:04:46 AM 

You have thwarted a nuclear attack by Justin666 with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force.

 

Notice: 12:04:46 AM, both

 

This was so a mess that our SDI intercepted our own nuke and his SDI intercepted his own nuke.

 

Since Donald Trump won't concede on Kavanaugh, showing a bad attitude

Donald-Trump-blames-Twitter-hackers-for-

 

 

So we changed ambassadrix, now there are two, an older one and a redhead who are both much more resolute - see this exchange

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After that Trump became more reasonable, and our Ambassadrix has just make a different request:

 

A gold plated AMC Pacer +

1,000 Hawaiian female dancers under 25  +

a chiseled and engraved 100 cm platinum dish with the beheaded head of Mike Pence

 

Answer has been positive

 

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The Empress of Peace.

 

 

Edited by Greatest Mothers

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13 hours ago, General Kanabis said:

A round of applause for the brave COBRAnese soldier who singlehandedly destroyed several hundred FTW tanks.

:war:

 

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o/ The Beast

 

 

Very good, and quite impressive.

Justin666 is a very expert fighter.

 

But it's unlikely that Justin666 destroyed tanks, since The Storm Crows has none (see the order of battle).

 

That could even explain why the images are weirdly cut.

 

The Empress of Peace.

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Oh I see it now lmao.

30 minutes ago, Greatest Mothers said:

Very good, and quite impressive.

Justin666 is a very expert fighter.

 

But it's unlikely that Justin666 destroyed tanks, since The Storm Crows has none (see the order of battle).

 

That could even explain why the images are weirdly cut.

 

The Empress of Peace.

 Lmfao, I didn't even notice.

Now I gotta reboot 🤖

 

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53 minutes ago, General Kanabis said:

Oh I see it now lmao.

 Lmfao, I didn't even notice.

Now I gotta reboot 🤖

 

 

 

However Justin666 is really a very good fighter

 

TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers
TYPE: Night-Time Ground Battle | DATE: 11/12/2018 12:08:11 AM

You have been attacked by Greatest Mothers. During the battle the enemy was reported to have taunted you with the words 'For Womynkind!'.

You lost 6,957 soldiers and 327 tanks. You killed 10,848 soldiers and 164 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, destroyed 7.474 technology, and destroyed 29.896 infrastructure. Their forces destroyed $1,000,000.00 of your money and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.

In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

 

 

TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers
TYPE: Night-Time Ground Battle | DATE: 11/11/2018 1:31:14 AM

You have been attacked by Greatest Mothers. During the battle the enemy was reported to have taunted you with the words 'For Womynkind!'.

You lost 3,267 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 10,721 soldiers and 2,190 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, destroyed 7.487 technology, and destroyed 29.950 infrastructure. Their forces destroyed $1,000,000.00 of your money and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.

In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

 

 

 

See? Even if we won those battles our losses were far higher.

 

Even if sometimes it was the opposite

 

TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers
TYPE: Night-Time Ground Battle | DATE: 11/10/2018 12:01:26 AM

You have been attacked by Greatest Mothers. During the battle the enemy was reported to have taunted you with the words 'For Womynkind!'.

You lost 9,918 soldiers and 1,710 tanks. You killed 3,923 soldiers and 330 tanks. Their forces razed 7.202 miles of your land, destroyed 7.568 technology, and destroyed 30.272 infrastructure. Their forces destroyed $1,000,000.00 of your money and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.

 

TO: Justin666 | FROM: Greatest Mothers
TYPE: Night-Time Ground Battle | DATE: 11/9/2018 12:00:06 AM

You have been attacked by Greatest Mothers.

You lost 10,503 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 7,687 soldiers and 50 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, destroyed 7.571 technology, and destroyed 30.286 infrastructure. Their forces destroyed $1,000,000.00 of your money and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.

In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

 


 

 

Analysis of the war shows that our land forces had been satisfactory, that was quite obiouvs, since The Broken Hourglass division is famous

That's their symbol

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The funnier part was when he killed our general.

It was a trap: the general was cheap, improving by 0.0% battle effectiveness and it was somewhat good just only to raise citizen income during peace (+0.3% or something like that)

 

Indeed, see what happened just after the death of the general

 

TO: Greatest Mothers | FROM: Justin666
TYPE: Daytime Ground Battle | DATE: 11/8/2018 2:39:44 PM

You have been attacked by Justin666.

You lost 3,675 soldiers and 122 tanks. You killed 10,385 soldiers and 2,958 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $1,182,120.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment.

In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

 

 

 

Both our Airforce and the Navy proved to be unsatisfactory:

The Airforce was good at defending, taking down many enemy aircrafts, but it was ineffective at offending - practically the success rate at bombing was close to zero percent for us, and something like 10% (1 successfull mission in 10) for Justin666

The Navy won some battles at the beginning, when it had numerical superiority (56 vs 45) but was forced on defensive at the end (the end balance was 16 vs 29)

 

The spy service has been satisfactory.

 

The really good thing is that I kept The Empress of War away: during last war she spent too much money, she have that thing of "overkilling the enemy", it's funny but very expensive.

 

 

 

The Empress of Peace

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Well at least kudos to the brave soldier who operated 2239 tanks in battle and won :D congrats.

he must be well trained in multi task tank driving.

Edited by DaarioNaharis

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1 hour ago, DaarioNaharis said:

Well at least kudos to the brave soldier who operated 2239 tanks in battle and won :D congrats.

he must be well trained in multi task tank driving.

 

Lol, he was trained by Jack Layton, the God of War himself!

 

 

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Why all this love for Layton. I recall he attacked me during the Kashmir episode, got his butt handed to him and deleted shortly afterwards. Granted I don't know the history but I was less than impressed. 

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5 hours ago, armpit said:

I was less than impressed. 

 

Said the Roman soldier who participated in the Messiah's Crucifixion.

 

"What's so special about this man?"

 

A fool he was, for the Prophet would become more powerful in death than he ever was in life.

Do you not yet know?

He deleted his nation for your sins.

 

Jack Layton bless you and may you go on to burn many pixels.

 

 

 

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8 hours ago, General Kanabis said:

 

Lol, he was trained by Jack Layton, the God of War himself!

 

 

 

Who?

 

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Camel hump with rose water and roasted nuts.

 

Femocratic recipe :D

 

 

The Empress of Peace.

Edited by Greatest Mothers

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