ericsw Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 (edited) Cobra wishes to announce terms have been presented to Robert III of CLAWS. He has 24 hours to produce a poem which includes, a reference to our dear leader, praise of our economic polices and foreign policies. Let it not be said, Cobra has no heart, we will grant him permission to pixel hug if he simply complies with our request. Good day sirs (10/16/2018 12:23:28 AM) Robert III offered peace to Justin666 with the following reason: Cessation of Hostilities (10/15/2018 7:45:14 AM) MikeyFlips offered foreign aid to Robert III of Gudafen. (10/15/2018 12:47:58 AM) Robert III declared war on Justin666 of Pain nation 666. Edited October 17, 2018 by ericsw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 (edited) Even though we disapprove of pixel addiction, we understand that these people need help. We endorse rehabilitation at all cost Just like that member of FTW that begged for peace a couple of rounds ago. I would also like to take this time to remind everyone that if you join COBRA, you can help these people too. You may be labeled a rogue and excluded from peace terms by the leader of FTW, but ITS FOR A GOOD CAUSE! To the peanut gallery- Don't change the channel yet. Edited October 17, 2018 by General Kanabis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysergide Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Just terms from the honorable COBRA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsw Posted October 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 PRESS RELEASE We have become aware of a second peace offer to our chief warlord Justin the beast WITHOUT a poem venerating our dear leader, General Kanabis, King Cobra, Last Disciple of the Late Great Jack Layton. Nor was there any mention of our great Economic and Foreign Policies. (10/16/2018 9:43:25 PM) Robert III offered peace to Justin666 with the following reason: Cessation of Hostilities Due to his insolence, We have asked ourselves what would Layton do? He spoke to our leader via revelation... We heard the words KILL THE PIXELS To Robert III, you have insulted yourself, your ALLIANCE and your DIGNITY May Jack Layton have mercy on your soul as we will have none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 Do these "people" think we are merciful? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted October 17, 2018 Report Share Posted October 17, 2018 (edited) It’s too bad honestly, there are a lot of fine people over there whom I like. We have been in contact with FTW, Canik’s diplomacy is pretty much that they can aid the broke people, like Claude. Unfortunately this has been proven time-and-time again that it doesn’t work. A lot of good people are going to get kicked while they are down, I’ve done everything I could to prevent the inevitable blood bath that is about to occur and I wash my hands of the inevitable humanitarian crisis. And the slaughter continues... Canik, make sure you’re watching the mess you’ve made. Edited October 17, 2018 by Lord Hitchcock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 i dont get it, are you being good cop or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 (edited) On 10/17/2018 at 2:36 AM, ericsw said: what would Layton do? He spoke to our leader via revelation... We heard the words KILL THE PIXELS May Jack Layton have mercy on your soul as we will have none. Preach it! Here we have another example of their indecent behavior- I've instructed brother Archangel to respond with a nuke, for the worship of pixels is blasphemous to us. Edited October 20, 2018 by General Kanabis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 7 hours ago, General Kanabis said: Preach it! Here we have another example of their indecent behavior- I've instructed brother Archangel to respond with a nuke, for the worship of pixels is blasphemous to us. We need to make him a believer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsw Posted October 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2018 Robert III, your sacrifice is now over, you may go forth in Peace Mode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmansfield68 Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 Sad but necessary. Best to all parties. 🙈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted November 1, 2018 Report Share Posted November 1, 2018 Negotiations back on schedule as of tonight. I reserve the right to produce a personal translator and to keep my weapon aimed at my enemies throughout the peace summit. Enjoy the battles. And Happy Halloween. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatest Mothers Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 (edited) On 11/1/2018 at 6:17 AM, General Kanabis said: Negotiations back on schedule as of tonight. I reserve the right to produce a personal translator and to keep my weapon aimed at my enemies throughout the peace summit. Enjoy the battles. And Happy Halloween. Weak. Too weak. I'm waiting Either Pain Nation666 or Tweetypie, or both What are you waiting for, guys? I'm just only a noob “It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep.” @ericsw: sorry, you're too weak, maybe next time. The Empress of Peace The Palace of Sun and Rain Femocratic Bombers The Empresses' latest "Black Swan" (modified bomber, carrying VIPs) Crew's bathroom Empresses' bathroom Edited November 4, 2018 by Greatest Mothers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, Greatest Mothers said: Weak. Too weak. I'm waiting TL;DR Greatest Mothers has 22 recorded war slots Edited November 4, 2018 by General Kanabis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatest Mothers Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, General Kanabis said: TL;DR Greatest Mothers has 22 recorded war slots Yeah, I know it's terrifying: I'm much more dangerous, at least 44 times more, than Christine Blasey Ford Last time I Kavanaughed Saddam Hussein - see the motivation: "Politically, I claim rape!" We even have secret weapons on motor scooters Blue button is for anti-tank rockets, green is the death ray, the red buttons are three different kinds of false accusations - from the left to the right: Consensual heterosexual sex in Sweden 30 years ago (this immediatly land the enemy in jail for 5 years) Economical violence accusation in Spain 40 years ago (this is 10 years in jail + 10,000,000 $ + 40 years interest rate, to pay for the damages done by the economical violence) Rejection of a woman 50 years ago - there's death penalty in the whole world for that. There's even the large version That have 4 red buttons rather than just only 3. The Empress of Peace. v Edited November 4, 2018 by Greatest Mothers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatest Mothers Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 Good, something is moving To: Greatest Mothers From: Justin666 Date: 11/4/2018 8:19:57 AMSubject: Spy Operation Attack Message: A spy operation has been launched against your nation. The attacking spies were given the following order: Assassinate Spies. In the attack your counter intelligence systems prevailed and managed to thwart the attack. Your counter spies managed to kill 20 enemy spies. The Empress of Peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatest Mothers Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 (edited) On 11/4/2018 at 6:29 AM, General Kanabis said: TL;DR Greatest Mothers has 22 recorded war slots Looks like sometimes being a noob can be an advantage. Full summary at the end of second day of operations. . War Details About Wars War Status: Currently Fighting War Reason: Politically, I claim rape! War Declaration Date: 11/5/2018 12:02:14 AM War End Date: 11/13/2018 Total Attacks: 37 XP Option: Experience Enabled War Declared By War Declared On Nation Name: Femocratic Lands Pain nation 666 Ruler Name: Greatest Mothers Justin666 Alliance: Supernova X COBRA Soldiers Lost: 43,875 51,789 Tanks Lost: 8,820 6,453 Cruise Missiles Lost: 0 0 Aircraft Lost: 71 163 Navy Lost: 8 11 Infrastructure Lost: 117.56 345.30 Technology Lost: 28.72 102.23 Land Lost: 270.142 35.072 Land/Tech/Infra: 901.49 Strength Lost 1,599.64 Strength Lost Destruction Rank: This war is more destructive than 496 of 1,484 existing wars. We're not ingenuos, we know that Justin666 is gonna winning in the end, but just only because he have almost infinite money. People who wish to whine and/or spreading lies will have to kiss Empresses' boots before being allowed to talk. The Empress of Peace. Edited November 6, 2018 by Greatest Mothers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 5 hours ago, Greatest Mothers said: People who wish to whine and/or spreading lies will have to kiss Empresses' boots before being allowed to talk. Now I don't want to sound naughty or anything, but if you have to reward people to have them kiss your boots you're doing it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wobblies Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 Came for the memes, was not disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatest Mothers Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 2 hours ago, jerdge said: Now I don't want to sound naughty or anything, but if you have to reward people to have them kiss your boots you're doing it wrong. Kissing the boots is not a reward! It's the price to pay to being allowed to speak! "Kissing the boots" is codeword for "paying 9 million" "We do not argue with those who disagree with us, we tax them" - The Empress of Peace "Taxation is the only answer you should give to the fools. Where ignorance speaks, intelligence should tax it" - The Empress of Peace 1 hour ago, Wobblies said: Came for the memes, was not disappointed. "Patriarchy is reproductive communism" - The Empress of Peace "The Empresses will have Norden, with or without the nordic people" - Broken Hourglass Division Commander "Anarchism is not to be debated, is to be destroyed" - The Empress of Peace "You shall not lie with a male as with a womyn; it is an abomination" - The Empress of War "Yes, a dictatrix can be loved. Provided that the masses fear her at the same time. The crowd love a strong womyn. The crowd is like a feminist man" - The Empress of War The Empress of Peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 (edited) Please stop posting. Edited November 6, 2018 by General Kanabis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted November 6, 2018 Report Share Posted November 6, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, Greatest Mothers said: Kissing the boots is not a reward! It's the price to pay to being allowed to speak! "Kissing the boots" is codeword for "paying 9 million" I meant that being allowed to speak was the reward for kissing the boots, in other words you seemed to be talking of a reward in exchange for kissing the boots. As it came out that it's just a metaphor the whole point is moot, anyway. Too bad that no actual kissing was involved! Edited November 6, 2018 by jerdge typo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 is there an award coming up for what the hell are you talking about? i have a feeling grabess mother might win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatest Mothers Posted November 7, 2018 Report Share Posted November 7, 2018 21 hours ago, General Kanabis said: Please stop posting. Since you ask so kindly, okay. 9 hours ago, Master Hakai said: is there an award coming up for what the hell are you talking about? Sure, there's a whole castle Pool included. We picked it from Teutonicus Empire, it had been carried here with a truck, there's even the video I picked with the phone It was a birthday present for the Empress of War, but I'm giving it away due she's not interested anymore. 9 hours ago, Master Hakai said: i have a feeling grabess mother might win. I could lose the House but no way that I'll lose the Senate. covfefe The Empress of Peace. OOC: the video is a true thing, there's a company in Italy who carry around houses, castles, supertankers. Fagioli (translated is "Beans", so practically the owner is Mr. Bean ) However that's irrelevant. More relevant: the company owner's house is an Art Deco masterpiece and I'm really jealous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greatest Mothers Posted November 9, 2018 Report Share Posted November 9, 2018 :. War Details About Wars War Status: Currently Fighting War Reason: Politically, I claim rape! War Declaration Date: 11/5/2018 12:02:14 AM War End Date: 11/13/2018 Total Attacks: 95 XP Option: Experience Enabled War Declared By War Declared On Nation Name: Femocratic Lands Pain nation 666 Ruler Name: Greatest Mothers Justin666 Alliance: Supernova X COBRA Soldiers Lost: 128,041 147,468 Tanks Lost: 19,593 18,986 Cruise Missiles Lost: 0 0 Aircraft Lost: 313 397 Navy Lost: 39 34 Infrastructure Lost: 1,183.00 1,103.91 Technology Lost: 217.83 376.38 Land Lost: 1,263.491 35.073 Land/Tech/Infra: 6,533.40 Strength Lost 5,246.24 Strength Lost Destruction Rank: This war is more destructive than 1,030 of 1,442 existing wars. OOC: I should go in Florence for the whole week-end, to babysit I'm planning to send Spider, and just only Spider, in Florence I can't properly fight behind a tablet with the grandkids disrupting everything (okay, there are even other reasons to not go, but let's pretend it's due the game) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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