Brewersalliance Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 The PENIoS has learned that the alliance known as Ordo Paradoxia has contracted a Virus known as Themadstork. The PENIoS does not want this Virus to spead, as having a virus in The PENIoS would not be a pleasent expierience. Symptoms of Themadstork inclue: -Yellow, white, or green discharge from your genitals - Pain or burning feeling when you pee - Pain or swelling in your genitals. There are several potential methods used to treat this Virus. Some might recommend antibiotics. Others might use a more barbaric method involving leeches. However, The PENIoS knows the only true way to cure a burning Virus like this and prevent it from spreading to other partners is with its own kind of burning agent: Nuclear Fire. The PENIoS hereby declares war on Ordo Paradoxia, and hopes we can have a consentual war without any dirty ops. Signed: All Six Inches of The PENIoS Harry Sak ABCDE Towering Erector Lance of Love Beef Whistle Drunkard Grave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rakul Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 Clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overlord Wes Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 I just hope at the end of this all our analyses come up clean 😕 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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