Canik Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 (edited) Oh, Hi there Bob. Peaking over my shoulder are you? So naughty, I think you need a spanking. But that will have to wait. Someone else has been much more naughtier. Making grevious insults towards me and my family. That's why I drew up this brilliant plan. You see when the bullet goes in he says ouchie! Because bullets hurt. Genius right? Yep, that is why you don't mess with mine. You'll force me to go maximum effort! I got some friends coming in to help too! Good people. Strong on family values. And today, omg I'm so exicted, today we put my plan in action! FTW declares war on COBRA. CLAWS declares to assist FTW. SNX declares to assist FTW. (If it the CB isn't clear - GK been talkin mad dumb !@#$ for a while now. He's been asking for it, now he's gonna get it.) edit:Some people seem to be under the impression this war was about a singular insult alone. It is not. "Mad dumb !@#$ for a while" also extends to GK's attempt to undermine our relationship with IRON a few weeks back gravedigging that thread and trying to call us out for not defending IRON against NG. Of course, I had offered our assistance but IRON declined help from all allies and as such, none of us were helping. Why did GK single us out? Because he has a grudge against us. Since we agreed to peace months ago when Kashmir/COBRA vs FTW war he has antagonized us multiple times making it clear he holds a grudge and would take opportunities to undermine us. I can only assume he would have taken part in rolling us the first chance he got as well, I have no doubt in my mind he among other COBRA members would love to do soAlthough even had a stranger had made those insults upon meeting us, I very well might have attacked them as well. In COBRA's case it was just one more incident of aggression towards us from an alliance that had run my patience dry. In the case of friends insulting us, obviously those would be good natured so let's not compare it to that.Do not mistake evidence of their latest transgression as the entire CB. There is a reason I said "For a while now" and "He's BEEN asking for it"It was a mistake on my part not to explain this in detail at the start. Apologies for any confusion it may have caused. Edited September 24, 2018 by Canik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 Oh my...:D I wish our allies CLAWS and my friends in FTW Godspeed in burning some huts down...🏹 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masterchief777 Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 FTW ❤️ CLAWS ❤️ War ❤️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Spanier Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 I wish my friends in FTW and CLAWS a tender conflict. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitty256 Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 They done messed up. TO VICTORY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted September 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 (edited) Feels so good Edited September 22, 2018 by Canik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Black Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 Cobra, Congratulations. You have angered my King, may death come swiftly. Sincerely, Joseph M. Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrinkledStraw Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 Canik offered up some targets: Happy hunting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 (edited) Love this DoW! Al Bundy Edited September 22, 2018 by AL Bundy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted September 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 (edited) 31 minutes ago, CrinkledStraw said: Canik offered up some targets: Happy hunting! You'll be our Justin Timberlake ❤️ Edited September 22, 2018 by Canik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Canik said: (If it the CB isn't clear - GK been talkin mad dumb !@#$ for a while now. He's been asking for it, now he's gonna get it.) I appreciate the effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophon Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 (edited) K Edited September 22, 2018 by Zenophon K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zenophon Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 (edited) et😀 Edited September 22, 2018 by Zenophon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted September 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 Zeno this is the CN forums dude, not ours xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 Jfc, can't blame a guy for trolling these idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted September 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 (edited) Yeah you got no room to talk GK when you got people 66k NS with only 13 million being rolled thanks to your own stupidity. Edited September 22, 2018 by Canik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Kanabis Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, Canik said: thanks to your own stupidity. I am pretty stupid, I'll acquiesce, but my stupidity has nothing to do with this. Don't lie to the community. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted September 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 20 minutes ago, General Kanabis said: I am pretty stupid, I'll acquiesce, but my stupidity has nothing to do with this. Don't lie to the community. lol no your stupidity is the primary cause for the conflict here. If you had not stupidly insulted us again and again, generally with no provocation what-so-ever, even when we joined your side of a war, you took the opportunity to talk !@#$ about us here on the OWF. The $%&@ you think this is about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Black Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 (edited) Edited September 22, 2018 by Joseph Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackatron Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 It’s okay GK, i’m Sure SLAP will protect you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrinkledStraw Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Canik said: Yeah you got no room to talk GK when you got people 66k NS with only 13 million being rolled thanks to your own stupidity. I picked a winner with that one. (And to be accurate, they started off at 74k NS) Edited September 22, 2018 by CrinkledStraw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 This war coalition of iSX and Claws- many of whom were ex-DK, makes me chuckle... oh and Canik Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 52 minutes ago, Lord Hitchcock said: This war coalition of iSX and Claws- many of whom were ex-DK, makes me chuckle... oh and Canik It's ok, I'm the glue that's holding this together...... OK we're boned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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