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In the interest of speedier travel throughout Planet Bob, the Mostly Harmless Destructor Fleets hereby announce the commencement of a new Cyberverse Bypass Project. In the future, this will provide a faster, smoother ride for all hitchhikers in the world. However, we recognize that there may be some mild discomfort to some imposter MostlyHarmless nations as they are demolished to make way for the Bypass, so we have come together to sing the following ode to these imposters.

 

http://www.interlandi.net/mp3/So_Long_and_Thanks_for_All_the_Fish.mp3

So long and thanks for all the fish

So sad that it should come to this

We tried to warn you all but oh dear?

You may not share our intellect

Which might explain your disrespect

For all the natural wonders that

grow around you

So long, so long and thanks

for all the fish

The world’s about to be destroyed

There’s no point getting all annoyed

Lie back and let the planet dissolve

Despite those nets of tuna fleets

We thought that most of you were sweet

Especially tiny tots and your

pregnant women

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks

for all the fish

(yeah)

So long and thanks for all the fish

So sad that it should come to this

We tried to warn you all but oh dear?

(oh dear)

Despite those nets of tuna fleets

We thought that most of you were sweet

Especially tiny tots and your

pregnant women

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks

for all the fish

Hey, you've gotta build bypasses.

Farewell,

The Mostly Harmless Alliance.

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Luckily for us there's no Umbrella around. It would be unconscionable for our close XX partners to attack the rightful MHA. After all, the treaties specify Mostly Harmless Alliance and not the phony MostlyHarmlessAlliance.

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4 hours ago, Masterchief777 said:

Well at least one of you should try and activate it. 

It's a wholly internal conflict with no need for outside interference.

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The ironic part of all this is that I can remember myself warning MHA in 2009 that they couldn't trust Umbrella. I can't remember whether I actually believed it or not but I certainly wouldn't have expected it to take quite this long. 😎

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On 8/25/2018 at 12:15 AM, Haflinger said:

The ironic part of all this is that I can remember myself warning MHA in 2009 that they couldn't trust Umbrella. I can't remember whether I actually believed it or not but I certainly wouldn't have expected it to take quite this long. 😎

umbrella literally helped hold up the destruction of sf/xx's sphere for months,  largely out of a sense of loyalty to mha/sparta

 

mostly sparta because let's be honest at their peak mha was incredibly ineffective but had some cool people

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3 hours ago, Neo Uruk said:

umbrella literally helped hold up the destruction of sf/xx's sphere for months,  largely out of a sense of loyalty to mha/sparta

 

mostly sparta because let's be honest at their peak mha was incredibly ineffective but had some cool people

At their peak, MHA ... helped found Argent 😎

 

Really, it started going downhill from there. Losing those people, a lot of talent went then. I still remember WCR trying to use Q against Argent.

 

I fought Sparta way back when. If you're going to claim that MHA was even less effective than they were, well, I guess I never fought MHA and Illuminati were worse than Sparta, so it's possible that there was another large alliance which was super-fantastic terrible, but it seems unlikely to me.

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