MHA Declaration of War

[Monster]

 

In the interest of speedier travel throughout Planet Bob, the Mostly Harmless Destructor Fleets hereby announce the commencement of a new Cyberverse Bypass Project. In the future, this will provide a faster, smoother ride for all hitchhikers in the world. However, we recognize that there may be some mild discomfort to some imposter MostlyHarmless nations as they are demolished to make way for the Bypass, so we have come together to sing the following ode to these imposters.

 

http://www.interlandi.net/mp3/So_Long_and_Thanks_for_All_the_Fish.mp3

So long and thanks for all the fish

So sad that it should come to this

We tried to warn you all but oh dear?

You may not share our intellect

Which might explain your disrespect

For all the natural wonders that

grow around you

So long, so long and thanks

for all the fish

The world’s about to be destroyed

There’s no point getting all annoyed

Lie back and let the planet dissolve

Despite those nets of tuna fleets

We thought that most of you were sweet

Especially tiny tots and your

pregnant women

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks

for all the fish

(yeah)

So long and thanks for all the fish

So sad that it should come to this

We tried to warn you all but oh dear?

(oh dear)

Despite those nets of tuna fleets

We thought that most of you were sweet

Especially tiny tots and your

pregnant women

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks

for all the fish

Hey, you've gotta build bypasses.

Farewell,

The Mostly Harmless Alliance.

Edited August 27, 2018 by Monster
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[Maelstrom Vortex]

Jealous.. I don't get any fish.

[Overlord Wes]

i love this

[White Chocolate]

Good to see Mostly Harmless Alliance after being on a “temporary” AA for almost two years finally taking back what is rightfully ... oh wait...nevermind.

[Masterchief777]

But don't you fear the wrath of XX?

[Gingervites]

Will the real MHA please stand up

[CrinkledStraw]

This is truly incredible. 

 

*Slow claps*

[LJ Scott]

Don't panic! 

[Monster]

4 hours ago, Masterchief777 said:

But don't you fear the wrath of XX?

Why would our own bloc attack us? How preposterous.

[Maelstrom Vortex]

Bring back Jesbro, he was funnier.

[The Zigur]

 

Meanwhile in the TTK server...

[Monster]

Luckily for us there's no Umbrella around. It would be unconscionable for our close XX partners to attack the rightful MHA. After all, the treaties specify Mostly Harmless Alliance and not the phony MostlyHarmlessAlliance.

[Haflinger]

I think Monster is getting a J.D. in e-lawyer.

[commander thrawn]

1 hour ago, The Zigur said:

 

Meanwhile in the TTK server...

No one can hit us anyway.

[Masterchief777]

17 minutes ago, commander thrawn said:

No one can hit us anyway.

Not when you are in peace mode, of course.

 

17 hours ago, Monster said:

Why would our own bloc attack us? How preposterous.

Well at least one of you should try and activate it. 

[commander thrawn]

1 minute ago, Masterchief777 said:

Not when you are in peace mode, of course.

 

Well at least one of you should try and activate it. 

I wasn't in peace mode, but inactives man.

[Monster]

4 hours ago, Masterchief777 said:

Well at least one of you should try and activate it. 

It's a wholly internal conflict with no need for outside interference.

[Haflinger]

The ironic part of all this is that I can remember myself warning MHA in 2009 that they couldn't trust Umbrella. I can't remember whether I actually believed it or not but I certainly wouldn't have expected it to take quite this long. 😎

[Tevron]

Come now, when did MHA ever hurt anybody. They're mostly harmless.

[The Zigur]

I think its funny after months of lashing out and bullying people like yanwar, Term suddenly needs permission to defend his ally. The big bad wolf is perhaps yellow after all.

[rabonnobar]

22 hours ago, Monster said:

It's a wholly internal conflict with no need for outside interference.

 

DED.

[Neo Uruk]

On 8/25/2018 at 12:15 AM, Haflinger said:

The ironic part of all this is that I can remember myself warning MHA in 2009 that they couldn't trust Umbrella. I can't remember whether I actually believed it or not but I certainly wouldn't have expected it to take quite this long. 😎

umbrella literally helped hold up the destruction of sf/xx's sphere for months,  largely out of a sense of loyalty to mha/sparta

 

mostly sparta because let's be honest at their peak mha was incredibly ineffective but had some cool people

Edited August 26, 2018 by Neo Uruk

[Monster]

In seriousness, MostlyHarmlessAlliance isn't even the MHA of 2011 or even 2013. It's just a husk kept alive by people not being willing to disband. 

[Haflinger]

3 hours ago, Neo Uruk said:

umbrella literally helped hold up the destruction of sf/xx's sphere for months,  largely out of a sense of loyalty to mha/sparta

 

mostly sparta because let's be honest at their peak mha was incredibly ineffective but had some cool people

At their peak, MHA ... helped found Argent 😎

 

Really, it started going downhill from there. Losing those people, a lot of talent went then. I still remember WCR trying to use Q against Argent.

 

I fought Sparta way back when. If you're going to claim that MHA was even less effective than they were, well, I guess I never fought MHA and Illuminati were worse than Sparta, so it's possible that there was another large alliance which was super-fantastic terrible, but it seems unlikely to me.

[Chaoshawk]

Hey now, MHA used to be the #1 alliance for quite some time! We will get there again, don't you worry my friends. I'm sure WCR is watching over us!