gowfanatic Posted August 4, 2018 Report Share Posted August 4, 2018 Yarr! Seems there be some land lubbers testin' out their sea legs. They won't be gettin' our rum without cutlass and canon to dissuade tha' particular course. Hope yer horses can swim! Pirates of the Parrot Order hereby recognize a state of hostilities with Cowboys. Obligatory pirate joke: How do you tell the difference between a modern pirate and an old-fashioned pirate? Spoiler It's the iPatch that gives it away! PS. Any and all complaints regarding our potentially underwhelming counter can be directed towards Lowsten. They will be brought up at our bi-monthly grumble meeting. The only other item on the agenda is the eligibility of almond drink's inclusion as a milk product. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Black Posted August 4, 2018 Report Share Posted August 4, 2018 Pirates, I'll raise my glass to you fine folks! May the rum flow strong and your troops stronger. Enjoy z war, Joseph M. Black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted August 4, 2018 Report Share Posted August 4, 2018 Wipes sleep out of eyes Wait, people are still doing this? Whatever. Retirement announcement forthcoming once this is over I guess. I kept my nation on the mantle as sort of a memory of old times, never expecting I'd have to fight with her again, so not really prepared and not really interested in fighting to be honest. Hell, I've forgot more tactics and rules than I remember at this point. I suppose the customary thing to do is to try to fight back, but after being sucker punched multiple times, not much to fight back with. Kids, it's just not fun and I can't get excited enough to make it fun for you. I'm sorry. Go play with your Xbox friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horus Lytton Posted August 4, 2018 Report Share Posted August 4, 2018 Mirab, with sails unfurled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted August 4, 2018 Report Share Posted August 4, 2018 Always love you PPO ❤️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jekalle Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 Holy crap, Hal came out of his retirement home for 5 minutes? Crazy! Have fun you pirates! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 22 hours ago, gowfanatic said: PS. Any and all complaints regarding our potentially underwhelming counter can be directed towards Lowsten. Ooh, same for us. 😆 o7 PPO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRexx Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 All external parties should blame Lowsten, but don't worry Argent efficiently transfers the blame internally to former Emperors. It's a good system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knights of the Grail Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 Where gongfermors or smut mongers be, sink their bones to Davy Jones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janax Posted August 5, 2018 Report Share Posted August 5, 2018 I'm the only former Emperor left... I don't like the cut of your gib. 😐 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wes the wise Posted August 6, 2018 Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 Yar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted August 7, 2018 Report Share Posted August 7, 2018 (edited) @gowfanatic I have an important pirate question regarding the role of dragons in piracy..... maybe you can answer for me. If a dragon attacks a vessel, pirate or otherwise, commandeers it after setting it on fire and forcing the crew to evacuate.. and then uses it as a dragon-craft carrier to conduct raids ont he high seas, is said dragon considered to be a pirate? Lets assume said dragon has opted to wear the customary eye-patch, which leads to frequent collisions with main-sail masts in flight due to a lack of depth perception... Edited August 7, 2018 by Maelstrom Vortex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gowfanatic Posted August 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 9 hours ago, Maelstrom Vortex said: @gowfanatic I have an important pirate question regarding the role of dragons in piracy..... maybe you can answer for me. If a dragon attacks a vessel, pirate or otherwise, commandeers it after setting it on fire and forcing the crew to evacuate.. and then uses it as a dragon-craft carrier to conduct raids ont he high seas, is said dragon considered to be a pirate? Lets assume said dragon has opted to wear the customary eye-patch, which leads to frequent collisions with main-sail masts in flight due to a lack of depth perception... how does said dragon feel about rum? if they are okay with rum, that's a certified pirate dragon to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethereum Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 Good luck & enjoy the war. o/ PPO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted August 8, 2018 Report Share Posted August 8, 2018 14 hours ago, gowfanatic said: how does said dragon feel about rum? if they are okay with rum, that's a certified pirate dragon to me. Love Rum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wes the wise Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 Where is my old buddy Luru at? I miss him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gowfanatic Posted August 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, wes the wise said: Where is my old buddy Luru at? I miss him. Lulu disappeared @Gingervites was supposed to bring him back from the dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wes the wise Posted August 9, 2018 Report Share Posted August 9, 2018 Just now, gowfanatic said: Lulu disappeared @Gingervites was supposed to bring him back from the dead Ginger, where he at? Also, hello to the both of you and all my old mateys at PPO. I hope you are well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurunin Posted September 20, 2018 Report Share Posted September 20, 2018 On 8/8/2018 at 8:44 PM, wes the wise said: Ginger, where he at? Also, hello to the both of you and all my old mateys at PPO. I hope you are well. Got marooned on a sandbar with only a pistol and a vast store of rum. Years passed and the rum finally dried up, so I hitched a ride on two sea turtles and made my way back to civilization. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 On 9/19/2018 at 8:01 PM, Lurunin said: Got marooned on a sandbar with only a pistol and a vast store of rum. Years passed and the rum finally dried up, so I hitched a ride on two sea turtles and made my way back to civilization. Oh my stars and garters -- what next, the return of Xanth? Welcome back. Sorry it looks like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted September 23, 2018 Report Share Posted September 23, 2018 You wont let me die, why wont you let me die!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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