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Operation: RescueKurdanak

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War Doves Declaration of War

Here's something you haven't seen since 2015... a War Doves DoW!!

 

Intel reports have shown that Wile Coyote has gone undercover and infiltrated the War Doves alliance:

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We have received intel that he has taken Kurdanak hostage...

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This is unacceptable. War Doves hereby declares a state of war with the Digital Combat Soldiers! Operation: RescueKurdanak is now underway!

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Stats!

Digital Combat Soldiers:

Members: 6

Strength: 197,944.00

Avg. NS: 32,990.67

Infra: 31,643.56

Tech: 3,850.35

Nukes: 12

 

War Doves:

Members: 5

Strength: 142,550.88

Avg. NS: 28,510.176

Infra: 24,531.22

Tech: 2,426.34

Nukes: 11

Edited by Samwise

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Nice dow :D

 

Enjoy yourselves out there!

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2 minutes ago, Kurdanak said:

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Dude, I'm ded. If SBG accidentally spying my nukes didn't kill me, this did. I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.

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WE ARE UNDER ATTACK

 

 

Their Theme Song as their fighters fly over our school yards 

 

 

Edited by Wayne World
my cheerios got soggy

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Good to see a War Doves declare again!

 

Good luck to both great alliances!

 

Al

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9 hours ago, Samwise said:

SBG accidentally spying my nukes

LOLOL, just gotta put me on blast 

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THis is hard proof that War Doves were working with the UN

 

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I love what it says behind them  Undevelopment Program 

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2 hours ago, Wayne World said:

THis is hard proof that War Doves were working with the UN

 

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I love what it says behind them  Undevelopment Program 

 

These allegations are false!

 

 

Edited by Samwise

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Here's a RL clip of me taking Monkieman around for his first nuke-o-treating, only to find out Wile didn't have a MP.

 

 

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Congrats to Monkie on his first nuking! They grow up so fast! :wub:

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"Here's a RL clip of me taking Monkieman around for his first nuke-o-treating, only to find out Wile didn't have a MP. "

 

 

I bought my MP the day war started  :nuke:

 

In the words Of President Trump  My Button is bigger than yours

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Let me introduce the War Doves

 

 

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tk3rdegree

 

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NerfWrangler

 

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Belisarius and Monkieman00

 

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JesusChrist

 

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Princess Samwise  From a galaxy far far away  

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As the War Dove Speak to the UN about peace on planet Steve

 

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Al Bundy is found running spy missions on the Birds

 

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Hired Gun attempts to promote unrest between Kevin Bacon  and his brother BLT

 

 

 

Does any of this bother DCS no because  we had our Bird flu Shots

 

 

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6 hours ago, Wayne World said:

Let me introduce the War Doves

 

 

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tk3rdegree

 

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NerfWrangler

 

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Belisarius and Monkieman00

 

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JesusChrist

 

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Princess Samwise  From a galaxy far far away  

 

You forgot Kurdanak. That's okay. 3 days into the war and we have finally found where Kurd's being held.

 

The Lake of Whizdom was truly unfortunate, but hopefully we can pull Kurd away from his dance party fast enough to bring him home.

 

Also, those countless trophies are Kurd's "Most Aircraft Destroyed In A War" awards. One for every time I told him to quit buying so much AF, only to have him later tell me he spent all his warchest causing me to headdesk. 

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Nice DOW! Enjoy the war :)

o/ DCS

o/ WD

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You forgot Kurdanak

 

ops sorry  KURDANAK in battle Armour

 

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Only 2 days remain I think we have them where we want them

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On ‎1‎/‎6‎/‎2018 at 9:54 PM, Wayne World said:

"Here's a RL clip of me taking Monkieman around for his first nuke-o-treating, only to find out Wile didn't have a MP. "

 

 

I bought my MP the day war started  :nuke:

 

In the words Of President Trump  My Button is bigger than yours

9b92723d890f66fb1e75d072a69f59d9--looney

 

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Here we see Wile trying to infiltrate Christmas (Have you no shame? What about the children?)
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Our counter-intelligency agents discovered the "would-be" Santa running around the mall, handing toys WITH OUT batteries to children, and began holding up a poster asking people if they had seen this bird. Our operatives were unable to recover the poster before Wile ran, falling off a nearby cliff. A bystander took the following photo.
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We are unaware at the current time of the true purpose of this infiltration, but we believe he may be trying to destroy the evidence of our knowledge on Kurd's location.


 

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I suggest looking here

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurds#/media/File:Kurdish-inhabited_area_by_CIA_(1992).jpg

 

And to also clear up LISTEN TO ME GOOD I never had a relationship with that Kurd "monica lewinsky"

Now I have to get back to the business of the people of DCS

 

As for your Christmas comments

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FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS  There is nothing to see here

On 1/9/2018 at 10:44 AM, SeaBeeGipson said:

Here we see Wile trying to infiltrate Christmas (Have you no shame? What about the children?)
Image result for wile e coyote christmas 

Our counter-intelligency agents discovered the "would-be" Santa running around the mall, handing toys WITH OUT batteries to children, and began holding up a poster asking people if they had seen this bird. Our operatives were unable to recover the poster before Wile ran, falling off a nearby cliff. A bystander took the following photo.
Image result for wile e coyote christmas

We are unaware at the current time of the true purpose of this infiltration, but we believe he may be trying to destroy the evidence of our knowledge on Kurd's location.


 

 

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SeaBeeGipson  works for WDNPR  War Doves National Public Radio  FAKE NEWS

 

By the way SeaBeeGipson I notice the the leader of IRON Nation Name:SeaBee Sex Bot  Is there something that you would like to tells us????

Edited by Wayne World
Reason for edit I had gas

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As the war ended today I want to recolonize the War Doves for what I feel was an up-declare. 

Look forward in the future going to war with them.  Of course not before I clean up all the bird dropping they left behind.

They have rightfully posted a sign about don't drink the water at the Lake of Whizdom

 

Salute War Doves

 

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