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Merry Christmas from IRON

 

“Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

War Doves weren’t stirring, not even the Germanic Empire’s boss;

The stockings were hung by The League of Guardians with care,

In Hopes that IRON Santa soon would be there

 

The alliances were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of radiation danced in their heads;

And Samwise in Kurdanak and SeaBee in a cap

Had just settled down for a nuclear winter’s nap.

 

When out on Steve there arose such a clatter,

apricotsfoxbase  sprang from Tuskauqua to see what was the matter.

Away to the Window, there was a great flash

As IRON Santa covered their alliances in nuclear ash

 

The flames of War Doves from the guns that did blow

Gave the lustre of a mid-day to rubble below

When, what to College Mom’s eyes should appear

But an IRON sleigh and its nations to fear

 

What a strong driver, so rich and so quick

They knew it was Talus, their stomachs grew sick.

More rapid than eagles Lord Sunday He came

And he whistled and shouted Sister Midnight’s name.

 

Now LACHITON, now NELSON, now DrT and TITAN!

On Rhizo!  On Bears! On Shawdi and Brewers!

To the top of the leaders!  Answer the IRON Call!

Now army's away!  Navy's Away! Nukes for all!

 

As dry leaves that before the nuclear missiles fly,

When they hear the IRON Jets roaring in the Sky,

To War Doves, The League of Guardians and AIRCOM they Flew

With the sleigh full of bombs and IRON Santa too.

 

And then, in a twinkling, Steve heard on the roof

The pixels dying, vanishing in a poof

They began to run and were turning around

 

Down the sky IRON Santa came with a bound

He was dressed in all IRON from his head to his foot

And his clothes were all tarnished with nuclear ash and soot

A bundle of soldiers were at his back

And he looked ready for war, a punch did he pack

 

His eyes- how they twinkled!  His dimples how merry!

His weapons and bombs popping the newbs cherries!

His droll little gun was draw up like a bow

And the blood of his enemies covered up the snow.

 

The stump of an arm and a pile of white teeth

From Doves And German and Guardian soldiers on the ground beneath

His broad shouldered body, and tight abs belly

Other alliances wanted him, they were so Jelly

 

He was powerful and deadly, an IRON forged elf

And D1 and UN filled with joy for missing evading IRON themselves.

A wink of his eye and a nod from his head

In came the bombs and soon they were dead

 

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work

And dropped all the nukes, then turned with a jerk

And laying his finger on the big red button

Dropped even more bombs, while chewing his mutton

 

He sprang to the IRON sleigh, to his team gave a whistle

And away they attacked like the down of a thistle

But Steve heard him exclaim,ere he nuked all in sight

MERRY NUKEMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A NUCLEAR NIGHT!

 

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Update 12/18 12:38 am

We will not perform any of the following except in retaliation of the same: Nukes, econ ops, blockades

 

tl;dr: IRON declares war on War Doves, League of Gaurdians, and The Germanic Empire.

 

Merry Christmas!

Lord Sunday, Sister Midnight, and Talus

 

DoW by Brewers

Edited by trs4ece
Added terms of engagement

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Seems a little light.... but Merry Christmas too all!!!

 

Al

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1 hour ago, Brewersalliance said:

Well you legit stole our actual plans so adjustments needed to be made :P (including to the poem i wrote haha)

Lol nice dow

 

Merry nukemas to everyone!!

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Very nice DOW I have to say!:) however I don’t quite get stipulations on wars in general let alone this one to the extent it is. I get the intent of two alliances agreeing or attempting to have a war that doesn’t include “dirty” spy ops (even that’s debatable). Then blockades are added then no nukes might as well say no ground attacks either. The reason i mention this is because i see it becoming a trend and could give two alliances that agree to this soft war gives them essentially a padded period of time then time normally granted to alliances to rebuild when no real damage has occurred (especially with no nukes). So to be honest it makes me feel our alliance should now ask for these same terms so that our wars won’t be as destructive either....... i guess I’m just waving the flag of caution because I can see what could become of this type of over fluffed war agreements 

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8 hours ago, Wayne World said:

trs4ece  well written

 

8 hours ago, malakarlian said:

Very nice DOW I have to say!:)

 

Wish I could take credit for the DoW, but that was the work of Brewers.

 

8 hours ago, malakarlian said:

Very nice DOW I have to say!:) however I don’t quite get stipulations on wars in general let alone this one to the extent it is. I get the intent of two alliances agreeing or attempting to have a war that doesn’t include “dirty” spy ops (even that’s debatable). Then blockades are added then no nukes might as well say no ground attacks either.

 

And we opted to take a lot of the more damaging options off the table because this is a very light war. We were ideally going to have a full scale war with OP+DCS, but you sniped them less than an hour before we could declare.

 

8 hours ago, malakarlian said:

The reason i mention this is because i see it becoming a trend and could give two alliances that agree to this soft war gives them essentially a padded period of time then time normally granted to alliances to rebuild when no real damage has occurred (especially with no nukes).

 

This would be true if we weren't moving right into a holiday ceasefire. We'll try to secure a better match-up next time.

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Just now, HiredGun said:

Merry nukeless!! :D

 

 

Ha, right? Quite the waste of a terrific DoW.

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