Ring-Ding Didle Idle I De-o     Article I: Nonaggression Both parties will refrain from engaging in bar fights against the other. Article II: AssistanceShould one party find themselves in a bar fight, they are able to call in the other to smash things with them or help pay the tab. Neither is obliged to help smash things or pay the tab, but they can if they want. Article III: IntelligenceShould one party notice someone spiking the drinks of the other, they are required b