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By God Kindle, you've done it now..

 

Your inferior quality ebook readers, badly written self-published novels, and badly priced Amazon Prime offerings have NOW come home to sow the seeds of revenge. 

 

A poem for you..

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue
My dick is hard
So are you?

No.. not that poem, that's the one I whispered to Lord Hitchcock last night.. Let me think..

Love is a light
That fills my heart

and then I farted

and blew up my heart

 

That's not much of a poem or even a poem if you go by certain rules. Let me try again.

A hero is born

on a pillar of fire

guess what boy?

You ain't him..

 

 

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(First Verse) In the Eyes of Doom, the unsuspecting stranger
Had better know the truth of wrong from right.
'Cause the rule of law and order starts at the Doom border,
With the Lone Star of Doom shining bright.

 

(Chorus) For the Eyes of Doom are upon you;
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see.
When you're in Doom, look behind you,
For that's where the Doom's gonna be.

 

(Second Verse) In the Heart of Doom, he'll never know the danger
From desperate men with nothing left to lose.
Doom keeps on coming; so there ain't no sense in running,
'Cause he's bound and sure to make you pay your dues.


(Chorus) For the Eyes of Doom are upon you;
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see.
When you're in Doom, look behind you,
For that's where the Doom's gonna be.

(Third Verse) When Doom's on your trail, he won't know how to fail
And you can't buy him off at any price.
So if you decide to ramble, and with your life you'd gamble,
Know where you are before you roll the dice.

(Chorus) For the Eyes of Doom are upon you;
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see.
When you're in Doom, look behind you,
For that's where the Doom's gonna be.

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1 hour ago, Master Hakai said:

you got served BOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Don't know about all that. Mine are at least real announcement, not whining that one nation is being mean to me...

 

Al

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On 8/4/2017 at 10:12 PM, SirWilliam said:

 

No offense but this drama beats your boring ass treaty and milestone announcements, good sir/madam.

well, maybe if people actually did something with said treaties and milestones

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53 minutes ago, Neo Uruk said:

well, maybe if people actually did something with said treaties and milestones

AW always honors their treaties, like to hear anyone say otherwise.

 

Al

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36 minutes ago, Subtleknifewielder said:

What does it mean then? (Not asking sarcastically, I am bored and thus genuinely curious.)

Posturing, jostling around, generally trying to do something to secure their position in the world other than sit on their hands and make treaties

 

it isn't that there's a wrong way to exist; just don't pretend to be doing anything on the grand stage if you're not

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