Captain Enema Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 By God Kindle, you've done it now.. Your inferior quality ebook readers, badly written self-published novels, and badly priced Amazon Prime offerings have NOW come home to sow the seeds of revenge. A poem for you.. Roses are red Violets are blue My dick is hard So are you? No.. not that poem, that's the one I whispered to Lord Hitchcock last night.. Let me think.. Love is a light That fills my heart and then I farted and blew up my heart That's not much of a poem or even a poem if you go by certain rules. Let me try again. A hero is born on a pillar of fire guess what boy? You ain't him.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Spanier Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 The line just keeps growing longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted August 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, James Spanier said: The line just keeps growing longer. They are lining up for your mom's milkshakes.. I swear, nothing more, just the milkshakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 Doom is upon you Sir Kindle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted August 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 (First Verse) In the Eyes of Doom, the unsuspecting stranger Had better know the truth of wrong from right. 'Cause the rule of law and order starts at the Doom border, With the Lone Star of Doom shining bright. (Chorus) For the Eyes of Doom are upon you; Any wrong you do, he's gonna see. When you're in Doom, look behind you, For that's where the Doom's gonna be. (Second Verse) In the Heart of Doom, he'll never know the danger From desperate men with nothing left to lose. Doom keeps on coming; so there ain't no sense in running, 'Cause he's bound and sure to make you pay your dues. (Chorus) For the Eyes of Doom are upon you; Any wrong you do, he's gonna see. When you're in Doom, look behind you, For that's where the Doom's gonna be.(Third Verse) When Doom's on your trail, he won't know how to failAnd you can't buy him off at any price.So if you decide to ramble, and with your life you'd gamble,Know where you are before you roll the dice. (Chorus) For the Eyes of Doom are upon you; Any wrong you do, he's gonna see. When you're in Doom, look behind you, For that's where the Doom's gonna be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williambonney Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 Roses are red Green is the grass You can take that $#!+ And shove it up your ..... Roses are red Violets are blue I think Kindle Has been sniffing glue? Idk whatever, have fun doomies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Spanier Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Captain Enema said: They are lining up for your mom's milkshakes.. I swear, nothing more, just the milkshakes. The highest of quality, truly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 Anything with Doom 2.0 is top notch quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted August 5, 2017 Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 Again a whole announcement wasted on declaring on one nation.... Alliance announcements....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slymenstra hymen Posted August 5, 2017 Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 (edited) interesting. war on Sir Kindle. Brilliant idea. wish i'd have thought of it. Lucky for you I'm working on perfecting the Pork N Bean pop. Edited August 5, 2017 by slymenstra hymen MEAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted August 5, 2017 Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 1 hour ago, AL Bundy said: Again a whole announcement wasted on declaring on one nation.... Alliance announcements....... No offense but this drama beats your boring ass treaty and milestone announcements, good sir/madam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 On 8/4/2017 at 11:12 PM, SirWilliam said: No offense but this drama beats your boring ass treaty and milestone announcements, good sir/madam. Pffttt.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted August 8, 2017 Report Share Posted August 8, 2017 10 hours ago, AL Bundy said: Pffttt.... you got served BOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted August 8, 2017 Report Share Posted August 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Master Hakai said: you got served BOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Don't know about all that. Mine are at least real announcement, not whining that one nation is being mean to me... Al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted August 8, 2017 Report Share Posted August 8, 2017 15 hours ago, AL Bundy said: Don't know about all that. Mine are at least real announcement, not whining that one nation is being mean to me... Al don't knock it til you try it hermano Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted August 8, 2017 Report Share Posted August 8, 2017 6 hours ago, Master Hakai said: don't knock it til you try it hermano Haha try whining haha... naw I'm good I'm not 5. Al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 On 8/4/2017 at 10:12 PM, SirWilliam said: No offense but this drama beats your boring ass treaty and milestone announcements, good sir/madam. well, maybe if people actually did something with said treaties and milestones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 53 minutes ago, Neo Uruk said: well, maybe if people actually did something with said treaties and milestones AW always honors their treaties, like to hear anyone say otherwise. Al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 that's not what doing something means in this context Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 What does it mean then? (Not asking sarcastically, I am bored and thus genuinely curious.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted August 9, 2017 Report Share Posted August 9, 2017 36 minutes ago, Subtleknifewielder said: What does it mean then? (Not asking sarcastically, I am bored and thus genuinely curious.) Posturing, jostling around, generally trying to do something to secure their position in the world other than sit on their hands and make treaties it isn't that there's a wrong way to exist; just don't pretend to be doing anything on the grand stage if you're not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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