Emperor Khan Posted March 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 10 hours ago, Immortan Junka said: I'm barely paying attention, he's posting old spy reports and memes I saw weeks ago on Twitter, boring thread. Boredom is a theme with Junkalulu, apart from... checking this thread every 5 minutes to find out what spy reports will be posted... he likes writing about boredom. Here's one of his "great predictions" from an old post he made in an announcement to his alliance in November last year. It was sent to me by a spy, a spy he has never caught...:- Quote 11/16/2016 10:34:38 AM Our goal will be to stagger him with scorched earth tactics just like Methrage. With any luck he will get bored long before running out of money and go inactive. I'm still here and I'm... REACHING LEVELS OF WINNING THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 Apple trees and pear trees were a flower, River mist was rising all around. Young Katyusha went strolling by the hour On the steep banks, O'er the rocky ground. By the river's bank she sang a love song Of her hero in a distant land. Of the one she'd dearly loved for so long, Holding tight his letters in her hand. Oh, my song, song of a maiden's true love, To my dear one travel with the sun. To the one with whom Katyusha knew love, Bring my greetings to him, one by one. Let him know that I am true and faithful, Let him hear the love song that I send. Tell him as he defends our home that grateful, True Katyusha our love will defend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Immortan Junka said: A new Executive Order will take care of this sort of behaviour:- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razgriz24 Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 (edited) Cats shouldn't eat popcorn unless you are super sure there is no seed husks on there... Nord Belkan Citizen watches trump speech Edited March 22, 2017 by Razgriz24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 (edited) Julian Assange has been in touch again, he has some more intel for us. As before, I just wanted to wait until Junkalulu was online before posting it, it's only fair that she is one of the first who gets to see what's happening in her alliance! Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Neo Indonesia. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 3/6/2017 11:49:35 PM Last Bill Payment: 3/6/2017 11:49:22 PM Desired Religion: None Desired Government: Totalitarian State Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 4 Last Nuke Purchase: 3/6/2017 11:50:09 PM Last Wonder Purchase: 2/6/2017 Total Money: $37,240,985 Technology: 100.10 Levels Trade Partners: Republik of Eurf, Femocratic Lands, Nosgoth, Jung Hua, Kreig Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 148, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 199, Intelligence XP: 15 Assigned Generals: None Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Nihon koku. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 2/25/2017 6:16:31 AM Last Bill Payment: 2/28/2017 11:03:37 PM Desired Religion: Hinduism Desired Government: Communist Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 10 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: 1/12/2017 Total Money: $334,609,677 Technology: 100.00 Levels Trade Partners: Zohar, Halium, Udrium, Maalaiskunta, Whagel Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 5, Navy XP: 5, Air Force XP: 5, Intelligence XP: 5 Assigned Generals: None Quote From 1/7/2017 You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Spira. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 1/2/2017 9:02:58 PM Last Bill Payment: 1/2/2017 6:01:35 AM Desired Religion: Taoism Desired Government: Republic Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 10/11/2016 12:13:53 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 12/18/2016 Total Money: $311,906,280 Technology: 5,203.65 Levels Trade Partners: Racinette, Aprisa, BernieSandernia, Rio Grande, Koninkrijk Nederland Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 1, Navy XP: 1, Air Force XP: 72, Intelligence XP: 7 Assigned Generals: None Junkalulu be like:- Gonna be even more annoyed when he finds out that it's the second time I've posted two of those reports and he's too stupid to notice! Shows how much he cares about his own people really... Edited March 22, 2017 by Emperor Khan deja vu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 Yay, more months old spy reports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 11 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: Yay, more months old spy reports. More:- The winning continues folks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 (edited) A reminder of why we fight:- Seven people caught "gay" last week in Waianae, Hawaii from Supernova X. Four of them were transsexual. Under the previous administration nothing was done about these people, nothing! When are people going to wake up to the threat of pineappleism? We need a cure folks, or we need a wall. We will win I promise you! Edited March 22, 2017 by Emperor Khan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 The foolish Khan, while purveying degeneracy, has found himself being crushed by a peaceful Imperator: What fool would hope to prevail against the righteous indignation of the Imperium? 5 digits of tech lost, billions of dollars wasted in his futile attempt to destroy us. Let this be a lesson to all those who would enslave our members and conduct barbarity against peaceful new nations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericsw Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Immortan Junka said: The foolish Khan, while purveying degeneracy, has found himself being crushed by a peaceful Imperator: What fool would hope to prevail against the righteous indignation of the Imperium? 5 digits of tech lost, billions of dollars wasted in his futile attempt to destroy us. Let this be a lesson to all those who would enslave our members and conduct barbarity against peaceful new nations. crushed by less than 300NS? lol embarrassing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 Don't worry Khan... I'm building my nation and training for my future match with you: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 Lol, Khan's homophobia comes off more as cringey and awkward than anything. How old is he? 14, 13? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 On 25/03/2017 at 5:04 AM, Immortan Junka said: Don't worry Khan... I'm building my nation and training for my future match with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2017 Julian Assange has been in touch again! He has more intel for us! Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Ventus. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 3/9/2017 6:43:33 AM Last Bill Payment: 3/24/2017 7:42:36 AM Desired Religion: Voodoo Desired Government: Republic Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 0 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: 3/19/2017 Total Money: $15,244,561 Technology: 100.06 Levels Trade Partners: Seleucids, Caisleaer, Aetheryte, Shin Yogo Empire, Nilfgaardian Empire Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 24, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 60, Intelligence XP: 0 Assigned Generals: None Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Republik of Eurf. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 3/24/2017 7:54:30 AM Last Bill Payment: 3/24/2017 7:54:35 AM Desired Religion: None Desired Government: Totalitarian State Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 300 Last Nuke Purchase: 3/23/2017 6:43:19 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 3/4/2017 Total Money: $35,331,748 Technology: 100.15 Levels Trade Partners: Neo Indonesia, Jung Hua, Kreig, Femocratic Lands, Nosgoth Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 151, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 829, Intelligence XP: 50 Assigned Generals: None Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Shin Yogo Empire. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 3/22/2017 6:38:21 AM Last Bill Payment: 3/25/2017 9:30:26 AM Desired Religion: Confucianism Desired Government: Capitalist Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 50 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: 2/20/2017 Total Money: $92,981,437 Technology: 100.00 Levels Trade Partners: Seleucids, Caisleaer, Aetheryte, Ventus, Nilfgaardian Empire Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 0, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 0, Intelligence XP: 0 Assigned Generals: None Scary stuff Julian! Oooooh so scary!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 Oooohh! Junkalulu must be worried a war is coming, he's put most of his top tier into peacemode to protect them because they haven't got any money. While his allies are fighting, his brave hawaiian warriors lovers will be partying... I just hope Julian Assange doesn't release any more intel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 Julian Assange is back everybody! Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Brutland. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 3/10/2017 12:40:09 PM Last Bill Payment: 2/7/2017 9:31:31 PM Desired Religion: Sikhism Desired Government: Monarchy Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 0 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: 3/9/2017 Total Money: $18,150,409 Technology: 0.00 Levels Trade Partners: None Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 60, Navy XP: 60, Air Force XP: 60, Intelligence XP: 60 Assigned Generals: None Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Kemet Land. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 2/28/2017 5:56:46 AM Last Bill Payment: 2/28/2017 5:56:53 AM Desired Religion: Judaism Desired Government: Monarchy Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 42 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: 1/18/2017 Total Money: $13,024,642 Technology: 100.29 Levels Trade Partners: Harry, Empire81, Boogerville, Vundf Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 140, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 259, Intelligence XP: 7 Assigned Generals: None Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of New Imperium of Asia. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 3/23/2017 5:11:18 PM Last Bill Payment: 3/26/2017 12:23:08 PM Desired Religion: Judaism Desired Government: Monarchy Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 150 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: 1/21/2017 Total Money: $138,535,366 Technology: 25.00 Levels Trade Partners: Vulkannia, Zendi, The First Order Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 20, Navy XP: 20, Air Force XP: 20, Intelligence XP: 20 Assigned Generals: None I really hope that none of that intel ends up helping Junkalulu's enemies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen501st Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 Takes a real dick to be a pussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Fallen501st said: Takes a real dick to be a pussy Ask these girls, they know all about "real"... There's no problem here:- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 On 09/03/2017 at 9:43 PM, Emperor Khan said: Quote 3/5/2017 9:58:29 AM You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Kingdom of Pakalolo. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 3/3/2017 12:47:34 AM Last Bill Payment: 3/3/2017 12:46:41 AM Desired Religion: Buddhism Desired Government: Democracy Threat Level: Severe Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 2/1/2017 8:48:15 PM Last Wonder Purchase: 2/17/2017 Total Money: $24,294,969 Technology: 0.12 Levels Trade Partners: Bewtopia, Somewhere down South, Ircworld, blighty, Arman Republic Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 556, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 1323, Intelligence XP: 78 Assigned Generals: Air Force XP Level 410 <<< KIA Approx. 3 weeks ago that was the state of Junka's nation (see above). Fast forward... to about 5 minutes ago... and here's where we are now:- Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Kingdom of Pakalolo. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 3/26/2017 12:55:37 AM Last Bill Payment: 3/27/2017 12:09:31 AM Desired Religion: Voodoo Desired Government: Republic Threat Level: Severe Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 2/1/2017 8:48:15 PM Last Wonder Purchase: 3/19/2017 Total Money: $20,100,668 Technology: 0.12 Levels Trade Partners: Bewtopia, Somewhere down South, Ircworld, blighty, Arman Republic Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 556, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 1323, Intelligence XP: 78 Assigned Generals: None Total Aircraft: 0 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 0 Submarines: 0 Aircraft Carriers: 0 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. I don't know what wonder Junkalulu thought was more important than growing his war chest, especially after getting all that aid to pay for it, but his nation still has fail written all over it. So... I decided to take matters into my own hands, as I just noticed Junkalulu was at DEFCON 1. I've changed that to DEFCON 4 as he's in no fit state to fight, although he should thank me for being charitable and taking pity on him, I doubt he will. Let's pray to God no one attacks Junkalulu in the meantime... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 Lol Im sure I will survive somehow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Julian Assange has been back in touch. He has some more intel for those planning a quick and easy victory against SNX us:- Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of kingdom of amsterdam. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 3/25/2017 4:20:19 AM Last Bill Payment: 3/28/2017 10:44:03 AM Desired Religion: Judaism Desired Government: Republic Threat Level: Guarded Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 2 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: 3/21/2017 Total Money: $16,623,955 Technology: 120.39 Levels Trade Partners: Kallipolis, el Cayo, SANDOZ, SaudiArabia, MagiKMania Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 5, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 0, Intelligence XP: 2 Assigned Generals: None Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Nilfgaardian Empire. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 3/26/2017 9:21:21 AM Last Bill Payment: 3/29/2017 1:11:37 PM Desired Religion: Confucianism Desired Government: Capitalist Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 28% Number of Spies: 0 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: 3/24/2017 Total Money: $6,670,771 Technology: 100.30 Levels Trade Partners: Seleucids, Caisleaer, Aetheryte, Shin Yogo Empire, Ventus Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 30, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 88, Intelligence XP: 0 Assigned Generals: None Quote You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Streets Of Fire. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Last Tax Collection: 3/29/2017 11:36:31 PM Last Bill Payment: 3/29/2017 11:36:41 PM Desired Religion: Judaism Desired Government: Monarchy Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 20% Number of Spies: 0 Last Nuke Purchase: None Last Wonder Purchase: None Total Money: $6,942,967 Technology: 55.43 Levels Trade Partners: Whatchacallit Secret Aid Sent To: None Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 2, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 5, Intelligence XP: 0 Assigned Generals: None More scary stuff from SNX! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 Yeah, a bunch of new nations don't have several billion dollars like you do, what a shocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 4 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: Yeah, a bunch of new nations don't have several billion dollars like you do, what a shocker. But Junkalulu... this is what you said to your fellow pineapples:- Quote 1/7/2017 12:24:13 AM Emperor Khan update 07JAN16 Our goal is to continue to chip away at his tech until he is in range of our robust lower tiers. At that point he will either need to buy alot more infra to remain at 40k NS or face the 20k NS and below zones where we have superior nations. I guess some of your members might just start wondering what sort of leader they have... ooops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 (edited) We do have superior nations, they produce tech and build up the alliance while you flail around as a waste of oxygen. Edited March 31, 2017 by Immortan Junka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Khan Posted March 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 28 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said: We do have superior nations, they produce tech and build up the alliance while you flail around as a waste of oxygen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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