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10 hours ago, Immortan Junka said:

I'm barely paying attention, he's posting old spy reports and memes I saw weeks ago on Twitter, boring thread.

 

Boredom is a theme with Junkalulu, apart from... checking this thread every 5 minutes to find out what spy reports will be posted... he likes writing about boredom. Here's one of his "great predictions" from an old post he made in an announcement to his alliance in November last year. It was sent to me by a spy, a spy he has never caught...:lol1::-

 

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11/16/2016 10:34:38 AM  Our goal will be to stagger him with scorched earth tactics just like Methrage. With any luck he will get bored long before running out of money and go inactive.

 

I'm still here and I'm... REACHING LEVELS OF WINNING THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE!!!:lol1:

 

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Apple trees and pear trees were a flower,
River mist was rising all around.
Young Katyusha went strolling by the hour
On the steep banks,
O'er the rocky ground.

By the river's bank she sang a love song
Of her hero in a distant land.
Of the one she'd dearly loved for so long,
Holding tight his letters in her hand.

Oh, my song, song of a maiden's true love,
To my dear one travel with the sun.
To the one with whom Katyusha knew love,
Bring my greetings to him, one by one.

Let him know that I am true and faithful,
Let him hear the love song that I send.
Tell him as he defends our home that grateful,
True Katyusha our love will defend.

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1 hour ago, Immortan Junka said:

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A new Executive Order will take care of this sort of behaviour:-

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Cats shouldn't eat popcorn unless you are super sure there is no seed husks on there...

 

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Julian Assange has been in touch again, he has some more intel for us. As before, I just wanted to wait until Junkalulu was online before posting it, it's only fair that she is one of the first who gets to see what's happening in her alliance!;)

 

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Neo Indonesia. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 3/6/2017 11:49:35 PM
Last Bill Payment: 3/6/2017 11:49:22 PM
Desired Religion: None
Desired Government: Totalitarian State
Threat Level: Low
Tax Rate: 28%
Number of Spies: 4
Last Nuke Purchase: 3/6/2017 11:50:09 PM
Last Wonder Purchase: 2/6/2017
Total Money: $37,240,985
Technology: 100.10 Levels
Trade Partners: Republik of Eurf, Femocratic Lands, Nosgoth, Jung Hua, Kreig
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 148, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 199, Intelligence XP: 15
Assigned Generals: None

 

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Nihon koku. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 2/25/2017 6:16:31 AM
Last Bill Payment: 2/28/2017 11:03:37 PM
Desired Religion: Hinduism
Desired Government: Communist
Threat Level: Low
Tax Rate: 30%
Number of Spies: 10
Last Nuke Purchase: None
Last Wonder Purchase: 1/12/2017
Total Money: $334,609,677
Technology: 100.00 Levels
Trade Partners: Zohar, Halium, Udrium, Maalaiskunta, Whagel
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 5, Navy XP: 5, Air Force XP: 5, Intelligence XP: 5
Assigned Generals: None


 

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From 1/7/2017

You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Spira. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 1/2/2017 9:02:58 PM
Last Bill Payment: 1/2/2017 6:01:35 AM
Desired Religion: Taoism
Desired Government: Republic
Threat Level: Low
Tax Rate: 30%
Number of Spies: 800
Last Nuke Purchase: 10/11/2016 12:13:53 AM
Last Wonder Purchase: 12/18/2016
Total Money: $311,906,280
Technology: 5,203.65 Levels
Trade Partners: Racinette, Aprisa, BernieSandernia, Rio Grande, Koninkrijk Nederland
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 1, Navy XP: 1, Air Force XP: 72, Intelligence XP: 7
Assigned Generals: None

 

 

Junkalulu be like:-

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Gonna be even more annoyed when he finds out that it's the second time I've posted two of those reports and he's too stupid to notice! Shows how much he cares about his own people really...;):lol1:

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11 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said:

Yay, more months old spy reports. 

 

More:-

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The winning continues folks!:lol1:

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A reminder of why we fight:-

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Seven people caught "gay" last week in Waianae, Hawaii from Supernova X. Four of them were transsexual. Under the previous administration nothing was done about these people, nothing! When are people going to wake up to the threat of pineappleism? We need a cure folks, or we need a wall. We will win I promise you!

 

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The foolish Khan, while purveying degeneracy, has found himself being crushed by a peaceful Imperator:

 

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What fool would hope to prevail against the righteous indignation of the Imperium? 5 digits of tech lost, billions of dollars wasted in his futile attempt to destroy us. Let this be a lesson to all those who would enslave our members and conduct barbarity against peaceful new nations.

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2 hours ago, Immortan Junka said:

The foolish Khan, while purveying degeneracy, has found himself being crushed by a peaceful Imperator:

 

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What fool would hope to prevail against the righteous indignation of the Imperium? 5 digits of tech lost, billions of dollars wasted in his futile attempt to destroy us. Let this be a lesson to all those who would enslave our members and conduct barbarity against peaceful new nations.

 

crushed by less than 300NS? lol

 

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On 25/03/2017 at 5:04 AM, Immortan Junka said:

Don't worry Khan... I'm building my nation and training for my future match with you

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Julian Assange has been in touch again! He has more intel for us!:D

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Ventus. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 3/9/2017 6:43:33 AM
Last Bill Payment: 3/24/2017 7:42:36 AM
Desired Religion: Voodoo
Desired Government: Republic
Threat Level: Low
Tax Rate: 28%
Number of Spies: 0
Last Nuke Purchase: None
Last Wonder Purchase: 3/19/2017
Total Money: $15,244,561
Technology: 100.06 Levels
Trade Partners: Seleucids, Caisleaer, Aetheryte, Shin Yogo Empire, Nilfgaardian Empire
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 24, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 60, Intelligence XP: 0
Assigned Generals: None

 


 

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Republik of Eurf. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 3/24/2017 7:54:30 AM
Last Bill Payment: 3/24/2017 7:54:35 AM
Desired Religion: None
Desired Government: Totalitarian State
Threat Level: Low
Tax Rate: 28%
Number of Spies: 300
Last Nuke Purchase: 3/23/2017 6:43:19 AM
Last Wonder Purchase: 3/4/2017
Total Money: $35,331,748
Technology: 100.15 Levels
Trade Partners: Neo Indonesia, Jung Hua, Kreig, Femocratic Lands, Nosgoth
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 151, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 829, Intelligence XP: 50
Assigned Generals: None

 


 

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Shin Yogo Empire. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 3/22/2017 6:38:21 AM
Last Bill Payment: 3/25/2017 9:30:26 AM
Desired Religion: Confucianism
Desired Government: Capitalist
Threat Level: Low
Tax Rate: 28%
Number of Spies: 50
Last Nuke Purchase: None
Last Wonder Purchase: 2/20/2017
Total Money: $92,981,437
Technology: 100.00 Levels
Trade Partners: Seleucids, Caisleaer, Aetheryte, Ventus, Nilfgaardian Empire
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 0, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 0, Intelligence XP: 0
Assigned Generals: None

 

 

Scary stuff Julian! Oooooh so scary!!!:lol1:

 

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Oooohh! Junkalulu must be worried a war is coming, he's put most of his top tier into peacemode to protect them because they haven't got any money.

 

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While his allies are fighting, his brave hawaiian warriors lovers will be partying...

 

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I just hope Julian Assange doesn't release any more intel.:lol1:

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Julian Assange is back everybody!:D

 

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Brutland. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 3/10/2017 12:40:09 PM
Last Bill Payment: 2/7/2017 9:31:31 PM
Desired Religion: Sikhism
Desired Government: Monarchy
Threat Level: Low
Tax Rate: 28%
Number of Spies: 0
Last Nuke Purchase: None
Last Wonder Purchase: 3/9/2017
Total Money: $18,150,409
Technology: 0.00 Levels
Trade Partners: None
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 60, Navy XP: 60, Air Force XP: 60, Intelligence XP: 60
Assigned Generals: None

 

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Kemet Land. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 2/28/2017 5:56:46 AM
Last Bill Payment: 2/28/2017 5:56:53 AM
Desired Religion: Judaism
Desired Government: Monarchy
Threat Level: Low
Tax Rate: 28%
Number of Spies: 42
Last Nuke Purchase: None
Last Wonder Purchase: 1/18/2017
Total Money: $13,024,642
Technology: 100.29 Levels
Trade Partners: Harry, Empire81, Boogerville, Vundf
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 140, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 259, Intelligence XP: 7
Assigned Generals: None

 

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of New Imperium of Asia. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 3/23/2017 5:11:18 PM
Last Bill Payment: 3/26/2017 12:23:08 PM
Desired Religion: Judaism
Desired Government: Monarchy
Threat Level: Low
Tax Rate: 28%
Number of Spies: 150
Last Nuke Purchase: None
Last Wonder Purchase: 1/21/2017
Total Money: $138,535,366
Technology: 25.00 Levels
Trade Partners: Vulkannia, Zendi, The First Order
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 20, Navy XP: 20, Air Force XP: 20, Intelligence XP: 20
Assigned Generals: None

 

 

I really hope that none of that intel ends up helping Junkalulu's enemies...:lol1:

 

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2 hours ago, Fallen501st said:

Takes a real dick to be a pussy

 

Ask these girls, they know all about "real"...;)

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There's no problem here:-

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On 09/03/2017 at 9:43 PM, Emperor Khan said:
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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Kingdom of Pakalolo. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 3/3/2017 12:47:34 AM
Last Bill Payment: 3/3/2017 12:46:41 AM
Desired Religion: Buddhism
Desired Government: Democracy
Threat Level: Severe
Tax Rate: 28%
Number of Spies: 800
Last Nuke Purchase: 2/1/2017 8:48:15 PM
Last Wonder Purchase: 2/17/2017
Total Money: $24,294,969
Technology: 0.12 Levels
Trade Partners: Bewtopia, Somewhere down South, Ircworld, blighty, Arman Republic
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 556, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 1323, Intelligence XP: 78
Assigned Generals: Air Force XP Level 410 <<< KIA

 

 

 

Approx. 3 weeks ago that was the state of Junka's nation (see above). Fast forward... to about 5 minutes ago... and here's where we are now:-

 

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Kingdom of Pakalolo. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 3/26/2017 12:55:37 AM
Last Bill Payment: 3/27/2017 12:09:31 AM
Desired Religion: Voodoo
Desired Government: Republic
Threat Level: Severe
Tax Rate: 28%
Number of Spies: 800
Last Nuke Purchase: 2/1/2017 8:48:15 PM
Last Wonder Purchase: 3/19/2017
Total Money: $20,100,668
Technology: 0.12 Levels
Trade Partners: Bewtopia, Somewhere down South, Ircworld, blighty, Arman Republic
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 556, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 1323, Intelligence XP: 78
Assigned Generals: None
Total Aircraft: 0
Aircraft Fighter Strength: 0
Aircraft Bomber Strength: 0
Navy Purchases Today: 0
Navy Vessels:
Corvettes: 0
Landing Ships: 0
Battleships: 0
Cruisers: 0
Frigates: 0
Destroyers: 0
Submarines: 0
Aircraft Carriers: 0

Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified.

 

I don't know what wonder Junkalulu thought was more important than growing his war chest, especially after getting all that aid to pay for it, but his nation still has fail written all over it. So... I decided to take matters into my own hands, as I just noticed Junkalulu was at DEFCON 1. I've changed that to DEFCON 4 as he's in no fit state to fight, although he should thank me for being charitable and taking pity on him, I doubt he will. Let's pray to God no one attacks Junkalulu in the meantime...

 

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Julian Assange has been back in touch. He has some more intel for those planning a quick and easy victory against SNX us:-

 

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of kingdom of amsterdam. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 3/25/2017 4:20:19 AM
Last Bill Payment: 3/28/2017 10:44:03 AM
Desired Religion: Judaism
Desired Government: Republic
Threat Level: Guarded
Tax Rate: 28%
Number of Spies: 2
Last Nuke Purchase: None
Last Wonder Purchase: 3/21/2017
Total Money: $16,623,955
Technology: 120.39 Levels
Trade Partners: Kallipolis, el Cayo, SANDOZ, SaudiArabia, MagiKMania
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 5, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 0, Intelligence XP: 2
Assigned Generals: None

 

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Nilfgaardian Empire. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 3/26/2017 9:21:21 AM
Last Bill Payment: 3/29/2017 1:11:37 PM
Desired Religion: Confucianism
Desired Government: Capitalist
Threat Level: Low
Tax Rate: 28%
Number of Spies: 0
Last Nuke Purchase: None
Last Wonder Purchase: 3/24/2017
Total Money: $6,670,771
Technology: 100.30 Levels
Trade Partners: Seleucids, Caisleaer, Aetheryte, Shin Yogo Empire, Ventus
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 30, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 88, Intelligence XP: 0
Assigned Generals: None

 

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You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Streets Of Fire. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:
Last Tax Collection: 3/29/2017 11:36:31 PM
Last Bill Payment: 3/29/2017 11:36:41 PM
Desired Religion: Judaism
Desired Government: Monarchy
Threat Level: Low
Tax Rate: 20%
Number of Spies: 0
Last Nuke Purchase: None
Last Wonder Purchase: None
Total Money: $6,942,967
Technology: 55.43 Levels
Trade Partners: Whatchacallit
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 2, Navy XP: 0, Air Force XP: 5, Intelligence XP: 0
Assigned Generals: None

 

More scary stuff from SNX!:lol1:

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4 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said:

Yeah, a bunch of new nations don't have several billion dollars like you do, what a shocker.

 

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But Junkalulu... this is what you said to your fellow pineapples:-

 

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Our goal is to continue to chip away at his tech until he is in range of our robust lower tiers. At that point he will either need to buy alot more infra to remain at 40k NS or face the 20k NS and below zones where we have superior nations.

 

I guess some of your members might just start wondering what sort of leader they have... ooops!:lol1:

 

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We do have superior nations, they produce tech and build up the alliance while you flail around as a waste of oxygen.

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28 minutes ago, Immortan Junka said:

We do have superior nations, they produce tech and build up the alliance while you flail around as a waste of oxygen.

 

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