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I, Jack Layton, descendant of the Prophet Muhammad (SalAllahu allehi wa salam) through his first wife Khadija, veteran of a thousand suicide bombings, owner of the magic carpet Nimbus-46 model, 3rd Place Winner of the Riyadh 500 Camel Races, Grand Mufti of the Ummah, and Great Caliph of the Mujahideen of Manitoba, hereby issue a fatwa against the noted polytheist, dajjal, and latent Bacha baz, Roal36 who has insulted Islam and the Prophet (SalAllahu allehi wa salam), and engaged in repeated Zionist espionage with his backers in Mossad against our fellow Ghazis and Mujahideen in COBRA. This cannot stand. The penalty for such transgressions against Islam is destruction. 

O Sword of Ali! Cut through our enemies like the Winds of Aad! Drive the Crusaders and all who harbour them into the sea! Teach these filthy Salafists and Shias the meaning of the religion of peace! Inshallah, give us the strength to retake Al Quds by the might of our Qassam! The jihad against Roal36 and his fellow dajjal in the Order of Tenebris has begun, and I implore the Ummah to follow suit. This I declare on the 4th Jumada Al-Akhirah, Rajab 1438, bismillah, subhanAllah. Takbir!

As salamu alaikum wa rahmatullah wa barakatuhu,
Jack Layton

Grand Mufti of the Ummah

Great Caliph of the Mujahideen of Manitoba

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1 minute ago, Holy Ruler said:

This is so confusing: you can't be referencing Ali and fighting against Shias.

New converts and recently indoctrinated extremists are not usually very knowledgeable about those things. Poor guy probably don't even know the difference between Shias, Sunnis. In any case he wrote the DOW in English which itself is hilarious.  

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5 minutes ago, Roal36 said:

New converts and recently indoctrinated extremists are not usually very knowledgeable about those things. Poor guy probably don't even know the difference between Shias, Sunnis. In any case he wrote the DOW in English which itself is hilarious.  

 

It's a complete 180 from his original theme. I can't begin to imagine what brought this on.

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1 hour ago, Holy Ruler said:

This is so confusing: you can't be referencing Ali and fighting against Shias.

 

Otherwise, interesting DoW.

 

Is it not fitting that barbarians and infidels be killed with their own weapon? Come to the Mujahideen, habibi. We need you to do great dawah to bring Allah to Planet Bob. La il laha il Allah, Muhammad a rasool Allah!

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After watching a few episodes of Belkan Jersey Shore (haram) while eating Pizza Hut (haram), our North Belkan government has become radicalized against Western ideals (haram). We have joined the Mujahideen in order to wipe out those who dare to speak on behalf of Khmer Rouge and the genocide they committed against innocent Cambodians. It is in the interest of Allah (most high) to preserve all of southeast asia for the Caliphate, not for the red flow (haram).

 

Aloha Snackbar!

Aloha Snackbar!

Aloha Snackbar!


 

Spoiler

 

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Promoting the Cambodian genocide is bad

 

 

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Praise Allah! Our dawah has worked! Follow the path of the righteous and convert to Islam! Persian liars will convince your wife to sell herself to Shiites in "pleasure marriages". Do not let this be so! Come to the land of Islam, the land of Omar ibn al-Khattab and Saladin and wage jihad on those who have al-fitnah in their hearts and lips! 

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