What is Jack Layton afraid of?

[President Hardin]

I have faced this man 0 times. He has refused to declare on me out of fear. Cmon Jack, what do you say? just like the good old days. I don't blame you if you don't, just close your eyes when you look at my war screen, okay? 

 

You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of NDPstan. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation:

Last Tax Collection: 11/30/2016 12:00:30 AM
Last Bill Payment: 12/1/2016 12:23:39 AM
Desired Religion: Judaism
Desired Government: Republic
Threat Level: Severe 
Tax Rate: 30%
Number of Spies: 620
Last Nuke Purchase: 12/1/2016 12:24:01 AM
Last Wonder Purchase: 9/25/2016
Total Money: $16,155,789
Technology: 100.65 Levels
Trade Partners: kingdom of india, The State, Morphine, Sacre Sang, Empire of Man
Secret Aid Sent To: None
Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 212, Navy XP: 1, Air Force XP: 4882, Intelligence XP: 16
Assigned Generals: None
Total Aircraft: 25
Aircraft Fighter Strength: 60
Aircraft Bomber Strength: 15
Navy Purchases Today: 0
Navy Vessels:

• Corvettes: 0
• Landing Ships: 0
• Battleships: 0
• Cruisers: 0
• Frigates: 0
• Destroyers: 0
• Submarines: 0
• Aircraft Carriers: 0

Although the mission was a success your spies were caught, 20 spies were killed, and your identity has been publicly revealed.

[The Zigur]

Spamming threads doesn't make you more relevant.

[President Hardin]

Ditto

[YOLO SWAG]

I feel like there's something happening here but nothing is happening here at all.

[Montezuma]

clowns?