Jack Layton Posted June 17, 2016 Report Posted June 17, 2016 (edited) Do you like cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking? Then cheat death, steal women's hearts, fight with brothers, and drink with us! The Varangian Guard is a new alliance looking for mead-drinking, horse-stealing warriors. No academies, no bureaucracy, no BS. Free helmet with horns. B.Y.O.B. Bring your own battleaxe. Join us in-game TODAY! Do it or else Jack Layton will smack your ass with his wooden whoopin' stick. Remember, kids. If you don't like VaG, then you must like PENIS. http://www.cybernations.net/alliance_display.asp?ID=14688 Edited June 17, 2016 by Jack Layton Quote
Lord Hitchcock Posted June 17, 2016 Report Posted June 17, 2016 (edited) They suck. We've rolled them many times and they were forced to the shamed name change. War jesus- sunk them. Devils Brigade- sunk Stonewall's alliance. Cobra- dead. Join M Inc, the casualty Gods! (We even made Layton recognize us a 'legit' alliance, because he'll do anything to protect his pixels.) Edited June 17, 2016 by Lord Hitchcock Quote
King Conrad Posted June 17, 2016 Report Posted June 17, 2016 Yep, you sure showed us. We have nothing to be ashamed of. And don't you ever forget it. Quote
porksaber Posted June 17, 2016 Report Posted June 17, 2016 31 minutes ago, Lord Hitchcock said: They suck. We've rolled them many times and they were forced to the shamed name change. War jesus- sunk them. Devils Brigade- sunk Stonewall's alliance. Cobra- dead. Join M Inc, the casualty Gods! (We even made Layton recognize us a 'legit' alliance, because he'll do anything to protect his pixels.) check ur butt 4 a butthole Quote
Lord Hitchcock Posted June 17, 2016 Report Posted June 17, 2016 feel free to hit m inc... we know you wont Quote
Lord Hitchcock Posted June 17, 2016 Report Posted June 17, 2016 Just now, porksaber said: ur a gayfart of awesomeness, yes Quote
Jack Layton Posted June 17, 2016 Author Report Posted June 17, 2016 4 minutes ago, Lord Hitchcock said: feel free to hit m inc... we know you wont Quote
Lord Hitchcock Posted June 17, 2016 Report Posted June 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Jack Layton said: neener neener neener you're under terms (i'm sure it burns you) don't worry, when those terms, cease- we'll burn you again Quote
Lord Hitchcock Posted June 17, 2016 Report Posted June 17, 2016 Look everyone, Layton is clearley in vacation mode. join m inc, the best micro on Bob fun substance, Layton, enjoy your vacation Quote
Lord Hitchcock Posted June 17, 2016 Report Posted June 17, 2016 Did you forget that we crushed you and your 4 million dollar war chest in like 48hrs? whenz the next name change, oh shamed one? Quote
Lord Hitchcock Posted June 17, 2016 Report Posted June 17, 2016 (edited) Also tell margrave I said 'hi' he took the cowards way out Edited June 17, 2016 by Lord Hitchcock Quote
Lord Hitchcock Posted June 17, 2016 Report Posted June 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, Jack Layton said: I personally enjoyed watching him die off in his own embarrassment Quote
SirWilliam Posted June 17, 2016 Report Posted June 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Jack Layton said: LH = owned Well played, Mad Jack. Well played. :golfclap: Quote
Jack Layton Posted June 17, 2016 Author Report Posted June 17, 2016 I am an arteest, really. o/ Kashmir Quote
kingzog Posted June 18, 2016 Report Posted June 18, 2016 With respect to the OP.... Who doesn't? Quote
Oblomov Posted June 18, 2016 Report Posted June 18, 2016 Is that homophobic or just in poor taste? Quote
Jack Layton Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Posted June 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Oblomov said: Is that homophobic or just in poor taste? Both. Quote
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