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Do you like cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking? Then cheat death, steal women's hearts, fight with brothers, and drink with us! The Varangian Guard is a new alliance looking for mead-drinking, horse-stealing warriors. No academies, no bureaucracy, no BS. Free helmet with horns. B.Y.O.B. Bring your own battleaxe. Join us in-game TODAY! Do it or else Jack Layton will smack your ass with his wooden whoopin' stick. Remember, kids. If you don't like VaG, then you must like PENIS.

 

http://www.cybernations.net/alliance_display.asp?ID=14688

 

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They suck. 

 

We've rolled them many times and they were forced to the shamed name change.

 

War jesus- sunk them.

 

Devils Brigade- sunk Stonewall's alliance.

 

Cobra- dead.

 

Join M Inc, the casualty Gods!

 

 

(We even made Layton recognize us a 'legit' alliance, because he'll do anything to protect his pixels.)

 

 

 

 

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31 minutes ago, Lord Hitchcock said:

They suck. 

 

We've rolled them many times and they were forced to the shamed name change.

 

War jesus- sunk them.

 

Devils Brigade- sunk Stonewall's alliance.

 

Cobra- dead.

 

Join M Inc, the casualty Gods!

 

 

(We even made Layton recognize us a 'legit' alliance, because he'll do anything to protect his pixels.)

 

 

check ur butt 4 a butthole

 

 

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