Jack Layton Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 I, Jack Layton, ruler of NDPstan, the Great Maharaja of the British Raj, Sultan of Balochistan, Lord of All Asia, He of the Mighty Erection, Sapa Inca of the Great Andes, Lower Brazil, and environs of Paraguay, King of the Four Corners of the World, Assistant Cashier at Wendy's (#1 ZAGAT), hereby declares his formal recognition of Screaming Red Asses and all nations contained therewithin, and bestows upon them the blessings of the Byzantine Patriarch of Constantinople. I bestow upon them dominion over all the beasts of the Earth, all the birds of the sky, and of all the fishes of the sea. May their rivers flow red with the blood of their enemies and may their castles be built strong with mortar made from the flesh of the enemy's children. This I sign in the presence of Poseidon almighty, in the locale of my masturbatory here in Winnipeg, Manitoba, witnessed by Jesus Christ and all His apostles, with the exception of Judas who is rotting in Hell as we speak. Signed on this 2nd day of June in the year of our Lord two thousand sixteen (or as the Chosen People would say, this 25th day of Iyyar in the year of our Y-W-H five thousand seven hundred and seventy six). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 Can confirm that SRA is a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 /me uncocks the revolver Well written Post Jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 (edited) Today, the flag of the Screaming Red Asses flies a little higher, its members stand a little taller, and our asses are just a little assier, as we have received a vote of legitimacy from the only authority on Planet Bob who can grant it: Jack Layton. Edited June 3, 2016 by Walshington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingzog Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 What exactly are you watching from your masturbatory? Or is it what you're doing while watching? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Congrats SRA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodFCS Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 The fishes of the sea recognize this recognition as a seaworthy recognition. So say all of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helbrecht Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 2 hours ago, CodFCS said: The fishes of the sea recognize this recognition as a seaworthy recognition. So say all of us. Thankyou for your continued professionalism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazB Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Congratulations!  By the way, I can't go to sleep. Those asses are screaming too loudly, please make them quieter next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 This had better not happen every week from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted June 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 Quote This had better not happen every week from now on. Does Last Call seek the legitimacy of my recognition? I alone have this power to bestow upon the worthy nations of Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, Jack Layton said: Does Last Call seek the legitimacy of my recognition? I alone have this power to bestow upon the worthy nations of Bob. Is that written in Margrave 3:16? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Layton Posted June 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 18 minutes ago, Duderonomy said: Is that written in Margrave 3:16? So it is written. And there shall be gnashing of teeth, sayeth the MARINE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gowfanatic Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 if it aint officially recognized, it aint worth Jack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 I love e Jack u Layton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 This is a thing and I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodFCS Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 On 04.06.2016 at 4:17 AM, Jack Layton said: So it is written. And there shall be gnashing of teeth, sayeth the MARINE. Not the gnashing of the teeth! We gnaw our tongues in anguish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 I see a future Imperial Cult. Vulkan shall return! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Chocolate Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 On 6/3/2016 at 9:00 PM, Duderonomy said: Is that written in Margrave 3:16? I think you have your verses of the Book of Kashmir confused. You mean 1 Margrave 7:22 & 23. "For he who was a slave when he was called by the Lord Hitchcock is the Lord's freedman. Conversely, he who was a free man when he was called is Planet Bob's slave. You were bought at a price; do not become slaves of Bob." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOLO SWAG Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 Good stuff here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 1 hour ago, White Chocolate said: I think you have your verses of the Book of Kashmir confused. You mean 1 Margrave 7:22 & 23. "For he who was a slave when he was called by the Lord Hitchcock is the Lord's freedman. Conversely, he who was a free man when he was called is Planet Bob's slave. You were bought at a price; do not become slaves of Bob." Can we throw in something about tech slavery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 Jack Layton is the only great leader left in this place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Chocolate Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 13 hours ago, Immortan Junka said: Can we throw in something about tech slavery? For that, one needs to review the Book of Immortan. Readings in that particular section give me a head ache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 I don't have an official stamp of approval. Excuse me while I stencil a middle finger to the rest of the world. o/Jack o/SRA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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