Walshington Report post Posted May 2, 2016 (edited) Sigh. As long as I'm back in this hellhole, might as well take care of a few things: PART I: THE DOE We're back! Same charter, same policies, same manifesto -- all the crap you never read in the old wiki entry is back in play. PART II: THE DOT The Declaration of Treaties: As you may recall, SRA has a rich history of treatying at people, not with them. Your compliance is not necessary. In keeping with our tradition of putting the sensual in non-consensual, we hereby treaty at PPO. We do something similar, albeit paperless, in the direction of Kashmir. (Additionally, we re-activate our 3/5th Clause with R&R, because it never got activated the first time and we haven't forgotten.) PART III: THE DOW Still trying to catch up on who's fighting who -- so I'll just dust off the ol' goggles and head towards whoever is fighting those parties listed above. Pretty sure you'll find me first. Am I arrogant enough to believe that my 3 infra will be the fulcrum upon which the tide of this curbstomp will turn? Hell yes. I'm plying Smurthwaite with alcohol immediately after the flip -- all the MP's of the opposing coalition are as good as decommissioned. Edited July 30, 2017 by Walshington Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xanth Report post Posted May 2, 2016 PPO hear by reinstates any and all past treaties with SRA. Welcome back old Friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gowfanatic Report post Posted May 2, 2016 my god, I never thought I'd see the day... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Conrad Report post Posted May 2, 2016 o/ SRA! Good to have you back! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Margrave Report post Posted May 2, 2016 20/10 would read again Welcome back, you beautiful bastard! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SirWilliam Report post Posted May 2, 2016 Kashmir hereby affirms SRA as our protectors. Hail! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sephiroth Report post Posted May 2, 2016 Sounds like you missed me. Welcome back to the world of the living, even if it doesn't look like we're on the same side here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USMC123 Report post Posted May 2, 2016 Welcome back Walsh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Auctor Report post Posted May 2, 2016 Gentlemen, prepare for tenuous analogies to RL historical events. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walshington Report post Posted May 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, Auctor said: Gentlemen, prepare for tenuous analogies to RL historical events. I equate that comment to what the Duke of Wellington said to the third Earl of Shropshire at his son's Bar Mitzvah just before the The Battle of St. Swiven's Bridge. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the rebel Report post Posted May 2, 2016 Why man? Why? You was free! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alex0827a Report post Posted May 2, 2016 I love you Walsh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Helbrecht Report post Posted May 2, 2016 Glad to see the SRA raised from the dead. Use Conjuration as the dump stat please/. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walshington Report post Posted May 2, 2016 6 hours ago, the rebel said: Why man? Why? You was free! In all seriousness, you make an EXCELLENT point. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Dakota Report post Posted May 2, 2016 This is the best thing to happen to Planet Bob in a long time. Welcome back sweetheart. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CodFCS Report post Posted May 2, 2016 Is it Christmas already? Good to see you again Walsh! Hope you'll stay for more than 100 days Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WarriorSoul Report post Posted May 2, 2016 I doubt Bob will see the second coming of Christ, but we have the next best thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the rebel Report post Posted May 2, 2016 2 hours ago, WarriorSoul said: I doubt Bob will see the second coming of Christ, but we have the next best thing. Whom was the first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walshington Report post Posted May 2, 2016 2 hours ago, WarriorSoul said: I doubt Bob will see the second coming of Christ, but we have the next best thing. Now THERE is a tenuous analogy to a historical event LOL. Good to be back WS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smurthwaite Report post Posted May 2, 2016 1st - quality post. 2nd - hell yeah! 3rd - o/SRA 4th - All hail Walshington! 5th - It's AP testing week here in the land of Smurthwaite, so I am remaining vigilantly sober until the night of May 11. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XxHouseArrestXx Report post Posted May 2, 2016 Congratz and welcome back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ericsw Report post Posted May 2, 2016 (edited) Welcome back old friend, Walsh is and always will be a class act that was sorely missed in planet bob. I wish you luck and know that someday you will return to where you were. God speed sir... god speed Edited May 2, 2016 by ericsw Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haflinger Report post Posted May 2, 2016 Hi there Walsh, welcome back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hartfw Report post Posted May 2, 2016 I've often felt that, given enough 1 man aa's, we can control the world. So, I'm in full support of this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walshington Report post Posted May 3, 2016 1 hour ago, hartfw said: I've often felt that, given enough 1 man aa's, we can control the world. So, I'm in full support of this. Sometimes the tiniest of acorns fall from the mightiest of oaks. When I start feeling bad about only having one member, I think about how if I got just three more members and espoused faux libertarian values, I could garner the support of the most powerful bloc on Bob. Just gotta figure out how to express those values in the most reasonable, clear-headed manner possible to make it happen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites