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An Open Letter to Grub


Lord Hitchcock

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42 minutes ago, Lord Hitchcock said:

 

I cannot not argue with this sound logic. However Grub did hurt my feelings, and so when he is ready to apologize, I will reconsider my options.

Well, Grub hurt MY feelings, and Non Grata gave him a treaty. Wait, that wasn't what I wanted.

 

I demand a recount!

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Just now, Auctor said:

Anyone trying to imply that I'm corrupt is way off base. Unless they're offering substantial amounts of tech.

 

Vote Grub.

 

Grub's something we can all believe in.

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13 hours ago, Lord Hitchcock said:

You guys haven't even given the NADC guy a chance.

 

Not true, NADC has had every chance to sanction you and so far, nothing. Vote results, Vote Grub.

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11 hours ago, Chunky Monkey said:

We don't sanction people who vote for our candidate so you're safe LH.

 

NADC says I'm safe. And I feel safe.

 

I already like my new candidate as he is much less annoying.

 

#antigrubmovement

 

#nongrublivesmatter

 

#wedontneednogrubletthatmother:(&!erburn

 

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50 Things I trust more than Grub:

 

1) A DK optional treaty

 

2) Junka Propoganda

 

3) Valhalla's defense of allies

 

4) A non-Goons methrage thread

 

5) DBDC tech deals 

 

6) Kashmir paperless treaties

 

7) Caustic's temper

 

8) a Non-Hartw comic

 

9) a Rey the Great nation building guide

 

10) A Sparta drunken treaty cancellation 

 

11)  Brown sphere stability 

 

12) Sir Kindles embassy posts

 

13) Auctor's patience 

 

14) Voting against nukes on yellow

 

15) Stonewall managing FA

 

16) Stangers with Candy

 

17) Knights of Kni's activity rate

 

18) Atlas' war skills

 

19) Franz in government 

 

20) Aqua's influence on Bob

 

21) An NADC war blitz

 

22) A back channel MI6 conversation 

 

23) BONEs English comprehension 

 

24) Fallout Shelter System wonders

 

25) Calidine's mathematics 

 

26) a non anti-DBDC mogar post

 

27) an unbiased Keelah

 

28) a drunken Smurthwaite

 

29) CN wiki-pages

 

30) a GPA war guide 

 

31) VE in a war coalition

 

32) Sir William's war chest 

 

33) Osraven's restraining order against Schatterman

 

34) a NEW-FTW relationship 

 

35) logs at my disposal

 

35) a funny smurf

 

36) a serious pansy

 

37) a smart petro

 

38) a non Letum NPO emperor

 

39) the future of CnG

 

40) anything involving the word 'legion'

 

41) the rebel's haircut

 

42) alex0827a's avatar

 

43) Holton's ability to not leak Intel 

 

44) a Grub hygiene plan

 

45) A non-bandwagoning IRON

 

46) LPCN prosperity

 

47) Alpha Wolve's peace terms

 

48) The alliance, SCOTTLAND

 

49) The French Empire's IRC channel

 

50) TPF gifts on Valentine's Day

 

 

 

 

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26 minutes ago, Auctor said:

I don't get it. My patience is a fairly well known established fact.

 

Considering we got a DOW over the abuse of the English language- I would hate to be / have done the things Maloney did when working under you... I've seen the back-channel Auctor abuse, good admin 

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Anyway, let's dig deeper into Grub's past. And hopefully this will gain thread into a newer nation ruler's perspective  of the Almighty Grub-Ball.

 

A long time ago, in a Planet Bob far-far away, NPO dominated the red sphere. And one day they said, "Let's dominate the blue sphere" which at the time was ran primarily by NAAC. And so they formed NpO- the 'little spoon' we know today.

 

The great and almighty grub was an NAAC member.

 

So rather than NpO running blue, as origionally-intended, pixel hungers like Grub jumped ship and became the NpO we know today.

 

It was this membership that caused NPO to break the Ordinance of Orders and the 'persecution card' Almighty Grub constantly plays is mainly because of his folding into Order-ways, rather than preserving NAAC culture.

 

And it's because of this 'second rate creation' that has caused NpO to always have a stuck-up, compensating attitude- hence why NADC, CCC, Invicta, Sparta no longer ally them.

 

Now grub had a chance at greatness before- the 'dark ages' of overcompensating for his own failures and it's gotten NpO the current reputation of the planet Bob whipping boy who's only real friend (FARK) is guilt tripped to stay.

 

And that is what you're voting for- a lazy Junka without the the hours and hours put in of hard work and persuasion.

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Almighty Grub is a force that is immune to history. Take your odd interpretation of stuff you half read on cnwiki one time and shove it. Or you can just Vote Grub.

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2 minutes ago, Auctor said:

Almighty Grub is a force that is immune to history. Take your odd interpretation of stuff you half read on cnwiki one time and shove it. Or you can just Vote Grub.

 

This is all factual.

 

To vote Grub is to vote for an overcompensating band wagoner.

 

To vote NADC is to vote stability and loyalty. They don't simply cave in when a new alliance joins a color sphere.

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1 minute ago, Duderonomy said:

I disagree, Grub has far better insults than Junka, and his posts are half as long. Plus Junka never made me cry like Grub did. Does. I'm going to log off now. *sniff*

 

Grub gets angry when he drinks. And he drinks because he has fallen short of both NPO expectations as well as NAAC loyalty.

 

poor grub, I almost feel bad for him- a failure in every direction. *sniff*

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On 4/25/2016 at 10:25 PM, Lord Hitchcock said:

The great and almighty grub was an NAAC member.

Grub is immune to any blame for past war crimes, since the highest of Libertarian Courts (Myself) have granted him immunity & forgiveness. Now with the expectation he will take to heart the Libertarian values I project onto him, I support voting Grub so long as evidence of new war crimes doesn't show up which can't be swept under the rug.

 

This Grub is more Libertarian than past iterations, or at least that is the Grub I believe in. So far this Grub seems to stick it to the man, stand up for the things I agree with & destroy enemies of freedom. He's the kind of man I would drink a beer with, as we burn some heretics in the bonfires & share stories of our greatest battle exploits of the day. 

 

If there is a candidate more Libertarian than Grub on Blue, maybe Grub would have competition. However it seems to me only Grub has a proven track record of assisting the LPC in removing unjust sanctions & who's never turned down a sanction removal request for anyone to my knowledge.

 

The NADC Senator never promised to remove sanctions placed on you guys by others, so how much can you really trust them?

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