Razgriz24 Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 The Mad Dog Mattis Accords Preamble, When a man pulls up with a white van and no windows and asks "Have you seen my puppy?" the proper response should be... "Do you have some candy in the back of that van?"Article I. They are Different White vans and white doomsday planes look similar to the novice observer, but they are in fact seperate entities that govern themselves.Article II. Radio chatter Bringing these two together for fun and discussion is an awesome occasion and should happen regularly. If one hears someone talking about the other looking like a pidgeon or pedo; this information should definitely be shared.Article III. Peace be with you At no point should one alliance attack the other, aid the enemy of the other or engage in coercive action against either. All debates and grievances shall remain on the shag carpet of the green room as we sit indian style with a bowl of candy in the middle.Article IV. A Date that will live in Infamy If either alliance is attacked, there shall be coordination for a mutually defensive effort against the attackers. Peaceful diplomacy can be offered but is no substitute for defense.Article V. Foreign Diplomacy by "Other Means" Sometimes reaching out to touch someone is neccesary, this is when both parties should already be discussing the events that lead up to the desire to touch a third party. Neither WFF or SwC is mandated to provide military support during an offensive conflict but aid and rebuilding aid should be expected and demanded when appropriate.Article VI. Rolling up the Window If the unfortunate decision comes to roll up the window and sing "Keep on a knockin' but you can't come in" happens; a minumim of 72hrs notice is to be given before the end date of this pact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradyTheGreat Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 All hail this beautiful alliance! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Darrin Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Making our make on the world ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Darrin Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 (edited) woot! Edited April 13, 2016 by Lord Darrin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kylehaile Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PirateCody Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Glorious treaty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Thanks for reminding me that Strangers with Candy is an alliance name we tolerate around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Congratulations on signing this treaty, but where are the signatures? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliph Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Wow this really is a shady alley where they let anyone in. Congrats :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxHouseArrestXx Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 (edited) Congratulations on signing this treaty, but where are the signatures? Sigs are so last month, this is April Edited April 13, 2016 by XxHouseArrestXx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razgriz24 Posted April 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Sigs are so last month, this is April We figured the fingerprints on the door handles could suffice as evidence to trace it back to us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williambonney Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 I would have named it the "if you see this van a rockin' don't go a knockin'" accords. :D Congrats on the treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dakota Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 I dig it. Congratulations darlings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygon Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 I dig it. Congratulations darlings. If Lady Dakota is on board then something right is happening here. Congratz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GradyTheGreat Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 I would have named it the "if you see this van a rockin' don't go a knockin'" accords. :D Congrats on the treaty. Lol. I may steal this for later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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