Cazaric Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 The Bathhouse Accords Article I – Sovereignty The signatories shall respect the rules of the bathhouse, and neither signatory shall use the other’s hook for their hat lest they be charged a fee of $15 for incorrect use of a hook. Article II – Non-Aggression and Disputes If both parties want the same seat in the sauna, they will discuss it reasonably. Heated discussion or violence will lead to a $40 fee, and removal of sauna privileges. Article III – Intelligence If either party finds a towel on the rack that they know the other party would like to use, they are encouraged to share it with them. Of course, shared towels require a $3 surcharge. Article IV – Optional Defence In the event that one signatory is assaulted by a non-member, the other signatory has the option to jump to their defence. If so, they will be entitled to a $5 gift card for the bathhouse store (accessible with a minimal $19.99 activation fee). Article V – Optional Aggression If one party should start towel-whipping a non-member, the other signatory is encouraged, but not required, to join in, in the interests of unity and morale. Any towels damaged in this exercise can be replaced for $70 each. Article VI – Termination If one party finds that the other is ogling their ooh lah lahs a little too often, they may choose to end membership to the bathhouse by submitting an early termination form, which will be processed in no less than 48 hours and require a $50 fee. If the signatories engage in fisticuffs in the 72 hours following termination, this fee will increase to $125,000. For Sparta Wilhelm the Demented, King of the Hot Tub Cazaric, Steam Room Overlord octaviafleur, Customer Services Representative Jessica Rabbit, Head of Ohh Lah Lah Security MrGed, Master of the Boiler Room whitetigger, Sauna Minion For Invicta KingWilliam, Rubber Ducky Rotty, KiWi's Towel Boy Killman4, octaviafleur's #1 Stalker Lord Draculea, Procurer of Fees James, Admiral of the Bath Water Daniel Chrono, Health Inspector Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octaviafleur Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 YES! Super glad to see this up. And I couldn't ask for a better stalker, Killman ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Congrats to both... :awesome: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 somebody tell me if either of these alliances are relevant in 2016 because, i mean, really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo III Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Wilhelm the Demented, King of the Hot Tub Cazaric, Steam Room Overlord octaviafleur, Customer Services Representative Jessica Rabbit, Head of Ohh Lah Lah Security MrGed, Master of the Boiler Room whitetigger, Sauna Minion Some of these names look familiar. Where do I know them from? ... hm ... Also: Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex0827a Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Congrats to both of you :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keres Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Some of these names look familiar. Where do I know them from? ... hm ... Also: Congrats! Next week's treaty? o/ congrats and all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King William Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 I was moved up! No one keeps the duck down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 somebody tell me if either of these alliances are relevant in 2016 because, i mean, really They both have a good amount of raw power. Sparta is big, Invicta is smaller but tough as nails. So I'd say both have some relevancy. Congrats on your treaty Sparta & Invicta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxHouseArrestXx Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 I was not told of when this was going up and I did not get the first response so I dislike this very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Aurelius Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Congratulations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Congrats to our friends in Sparta and awesome group of peeps in invicta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilhelm the Demented Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Very happy to see this finally on paper! Looking forward to where this takes our two alliances. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supreme Emperor Daeg Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 o/ to both of these fine groups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrash Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Does this mean I can't declare on Ghux now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the rebel Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Did you need a wash afterwards :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austrailia Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Congrats to our spartan allies. Also cazaric sux. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allant I Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Where are the carrots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrGed Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 o/ Sparta & Invicta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cazaric Posted February 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 Congrats to our spartan allies. Also cazaric sux. Quit hurting my feelings, you big ol' meanie. Where are the carrots? They will be revealed to you for the low, low price of $15. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octaviafleur Posted February 27, 2016 Report Share Posted February 27, 2016 I was not told of when this was going up and I did not get the first response so I dislike this very much. The Bathhouse can arrange a redo for the measly sum of $354,812.96. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotty Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 Towel boy approves o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxHouseArrestXx Posted February 28, 2016 Report Share Posted February 28, 2016 The Bathhouse can arrange a redo for the measly sum of $354,812.96. That seems acceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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