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The Bear Carnival

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In the fading light of a Wednesday evening, two men walk into the underbelly of a tattered dive.  Above the bar hangs the threadbare flags of many once-great alliances, most of whom are as shoddy and faded as their lifeless flags and the leather on the barstools.  

 

The bartender, a grizzled old soldier, having long since retired and removed herself from the world, mutters as the two men order Nukabeers.

 

King Wally takes a seat on the frayed, moth-eaten leather at the bar.  Alfred von Tirpitz leans against the bar, raises his bottle to Wally in cheers to old times, and takes a deep drink from a wide-mouthed bottle.

 

Wally:  Seams like lots of familiar old faces in here.

 

AvT:  Yah man, sure seems that way.

 

Smurthwaite walks over from the pool table:  I’ve got the first round for these two.

 

VanHooIII:  I don’t think so, Pirate.  I already paid.

 

Xanth:  The hell you did.

 

Wally to Xanth:  I remember you.  I’m purdy shure I ZIed you once.

 

Gibsonator21:  If the man said he paid, then he paid.

 

Jraison:  You boys lookin’ for trouble, or are we gonna drink?

 

Shurukian:  Who are you calling a boy?

 

Gowfanatic:  He’s calling whomever he wants to call a boy.

 

Kaitlin:  Well, aren’t you proper.  What are you, Canadian?

 

Lurunin:  Wait, we were all having a friendly time.  Let’s just all have another beer.

 

Smurthwaite:  Yeah, another beer.

 

Smurthwaite empties his Nukabeer and throws the bottle at Hoo.  AvT smashes his bottle on the bar.  Wally continues drinking.  Gibs breaks a pool cue in half and uses both jagged edges as weapons.  Gowfanatic and Jraison stand back to back.  Lulu crawls under the pool table.  Redarmy is surprised when he is tackled by Shuru and SpliceVW never sees the haymaker Xanth threw at Wally until a split second before it crashed into his (Splice’s) temple.

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The bartender slides another Nukabeer over to Wally:  Happens all the time.

 
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Wally:  All the tyme huh?  I thought they were friends.


Bartender:  They are.  You should see what happens when they get mad at somebody else.  This, this is just a typical Wednesday night here in the Bear Carnival.

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For The Bear Cavalry

VanHooIII, Edward Teach

Shurukian, Anne Bonny,

Gibsonator21, Francois l'Olonnais

 
For The Pirates of the Parrot Order

The Admirality

Lurunin, AKA Lulu, He of the Order of the Pool Table, Ol’ Third Leg

Gowfanatic, The Supreme Overlord

Jraison, Way Too Cool for Silly Alias’


The Masts
Commander of War, SpliceVW

Commander of IA, Redarmy

Commander of FA, Xanth

Commander of Recruitment, Mannusa

Commander of Info, Smurthwaite


The Pirate King, Smurthwaite

 

 

[spoiler]What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "yo ho" and walk with a limp![/spoiler]

 

 

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Posted while I was gone! Very sneaky, pirates ... very sneaky, indeed. :P

 

 

 

* TBC flag provided by Kahlan Rahl ... of TBC.

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PPO and TBC two alliances I like and have respect for. This is pleasing to see.

O/ PPO
O/ TBC

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I like our flag in this one... very Bear Chic.  Plus, I like parrots a lot too, so this really works out well for all parties involved.

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lacks Beyonce... but I guess Smurth wasnt ready for that jelly

 

o/ them

o/ us

 

RIP the Vanyonce dream :(

 

 

Gibs refused. So, as usual with anything cool not happening, you know who to blame. :v:

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Congrats you two on this treaty.

 

o/ TBC

o/ PPO

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I guess we should all get accustomed to seeing an announcement involving The Bear Cavalry every week.

 

Congratulations you two, good to see this.  :) 

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I won't lie, I saw the pictures at first and I thought "Oh good, another treaty no one will understand", but I looked and was pleased to find that, no, it was pretty clear what each article was. So good on you guys. Congrats!

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Ha ha, now that is one fine treaty! Well done Smurth

 

o/ PPO

o/ Bear Cav

 

Wally to Xanth:  I remember you.  I’m purdy shure I ZIed you once.

 

Oh that was a fun war.... I have the NS charts screen saved SOMEWHERE.... you were a good sport Xanth o/

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Oh that was a fun war.... I have the NS charts screen saved SOMEWHERE.... you were a good sport Xanth o/

 

 

lets be honest, who HASN'T ZI'd Xanth at this point

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