Master Holton Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Twas the night before Christmas and all through Bob, not a nation was stirring not even Tenbob. The government positions were chosen with care, in the hopes that St. Rush would soon be there. The players were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of a real war danced in their heads. When on IRC there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my WoW raid to see what's the matter. Away to the keyboard I flew like a flash, tore open the queries and joined in the clash. When what to my wondering eyes did appear, a troll in the public channel calling me queer. With a WPM and insults so quick, I knew for certain it was a false nick. More rapid than eagles his reinforcements they came, and he whistled and shouted and called them by name: "Now Mogar! Now Chim! Now Tywin and Italia! On Frawley! On Rab! On Baltus and hades!" To the topic of the chan, to the bottom of the brawl! Now troll away, troll away, troll away all! Up to the housetop the coursers they flew, with a sleigh full of nukes and St. Rush did too. As I drew in my head and was turning around, St. Rush came onto Skype with a sound. He was dressed in slacks way up to his chest, and told me to bring him Pepto as his behest. He was chubby and plump, a right jolly elf. And I laughed at him, in spite of myself. A wink of his eye and a twist of his head Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread; He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, He nukes all the trolls, and turned with a jerk. And laying his finger aside of his nose, And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose; He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight— “Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!” I got lazy towards the end yet I tried my best. Now I can't seem to stop rhyming, I don't even jest! Warm wishes, happy holidays, and peaceful new years going out to all of you from the New Polar Order. Stop by #polaris if you need some company during the holidays, we're happy to chat. Just don't bother hades, he might just snap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Haha I liked this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furudo Erika Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 (edited) . Edited September 22, 2022 by Furudo Erika Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Awesome! Merry Christmas to the Polar regions and shout out to my bro Road Rash...o/ NpO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austrailia Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 did you really just rhyme bob with tenbob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 *D34th huggles Grub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dajobo Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 *D34th huggles Grub Only you could get away with it! Merry Christmas everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas to all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helbrecht Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas Polaris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isolatar Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas Polaris and friends! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REALPAL Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas to Polaris and Friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 At least someone isn't on an OWF blackout! Merry Christmas my friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 At least someone isn't on an OWF blackout! Merry Christmas my friends. If Polar is willing to grow outside its comfort zone I suspect it has a prosperous future ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliph Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 The South Pole is clearly the superior pole. Rush doesn't nuke trolls so much as he creaks his joints and wheezes at them and shakes his stick a bit. It's surprisingly effective. Season's greetings to all who celebrate anything at all at this time, religious, astronomical, or otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucemania Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas to you all o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Holton Posted December 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 At least someone isn't on an OWF blackout! Merry Christmas my friends. Ironically I wrote this while on the OWF, blackout.... :ehm: :ehm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Margrave Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas, you dirty moralists! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 i hated thisi hate you even moredeath to polar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Chocolate Posted December 26, 2015 Report Share Posted December 26, 2015 Nicely done, Holton :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orville Reginbacher Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Merry late Christmas all--And happy future New Year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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