wes the wise Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Polaris has had enough, and they decided to surrender. I don't blame them, the bird crap was getting knee deep in Grub's tree stump, and his neighbors were beginning to complain about the stink. Seriously, the Kiwis are saying uncle. The Kiwi rage has subsided, and we have decided to roost elsewhere. The Flying Kiwis hereby surrender to Almighty Grub, and his alliance the New Polar Order. The terms are as follows, as delivered to Les and I via in game PM. I will go over them point by point: To: Wes the Wise From: AlmightyGrub Date: 11/8/2015 11:35:53 PMSubject: Surrender Terms - Official Message: Hi In response to your unprovoked aggression, The New Polar Order has engaged your nations and kept them at war. We have reviewed the status of this war and we are prepared to allow your nations to disengage under the following conditions. 1. You will post acknowledgement of your surrender in the DOW thread on the OWF. DOING THIS NOW. 2. You will enter into an NAP agreement for a period of 12 months ending on 14th November 2016. GLADLY. THE KIWIS AGREE NOT TO ATTACK GRUB OR THE NEW POLAR FOR A PERIOD OF 1 YEAR. 3. You will acquire ”Grub for Blue Senate” signatures and use them on the OWF. HOW DO THESE LOOK? SEE BELOW. WE WILL WEAR THESE FOR 30 DAYS, UNLESS I DECIDE I LIKE IT AND WANT TO KEEP IT. I PROBABLY WON'T WANT TO KEEP IT... If you meet the first two of these conditions by 14th November 2015, Polaris will declare no further wars on your nations and all slots will be allowed to expire. THESE TERMS WILL GO INTO EFFECT AT RESET, 12 AM CST. Love AlmightyGrub That's all I have to say about that. Signed for the Flying Kiwis, Les Paul Supreme, High Sparrow Wes the Handsome, Big Kiwi PS We are still looking for a protectorate. We are responsible, gentle, and non aggressive. We eat mostly vegetables, and Grubs. HELP US OR ELSE. :excl: :nuke: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wes the wise Posted November 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 I forgot to use the right flag. This is the right flag. Grub for Blue Team Senate! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmightyGrub Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Well done Wes and Les. Polaris accepts your surrender and as agreed all attacks will cease at update tomorrow. AlmightyGrub The Most Merciful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King William Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Peace in our time.THIS is how diplomacy should work people.I think we can all look to {flying}Kiwi's for inspiration on this, and all matters of importance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Peace Works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Congrats on peace; Kiwis come have a chat with someone who understands :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoy123 Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 I forgot to use the right flag. This is the right flag. Grub for Blue Team Senate! o/ Doesn't it just die at the end of that video? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Holton Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Congrats on peace; Kiwis come have a chat with someone who understands :P Not so fast, sir. The GrubForSenateSphere is claiming these two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmightyGrub Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Congrats on peace; Kiwis come have a chat with someone who understands :P A new low even for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 A new low even for you. Considering I worked with both of these individuals in Aftermath, I'm not sure what's "low." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Holton Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 (edited) Considering I worked with both of these individuals in Aftermath, I'm not sure what's "low." Poaching will not be tolerated. Edited November 10, 2015 by Master Holton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Who does your graphics? I'd love to shake his/her hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Poaching will not be tolerated. They are not members of Polar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmightyGrub Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Considering I worked with both of these individuals in Aftermath, I'm not sure what's "low." Hardly so very surprising really considering how bloated you are on your latest ''glorious victory''. In other news, Polaris will be issuing 300+ new medals for this conflict including one to commemorate the awarding of 299 other medals and ten personally awarded to me for passing 14 million casualties etc. I have also awarded myself a new title, bought a new hat and polished the Grubmobile for a tour of the Polar Kingdoms.... or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicePats Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Congrats on peace; Kiwis come have a chat with someone who understands :P For Christ's sake, really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 I am shocked Polaris didn't pull the 'oL SNX force-them-to-disband-and-join ultimatum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmightyGrub Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 I am shocked Polaris didn't pull the 'oL SNX force-them-to-disband-and-join ultimatum Unlike SNX, Polaris doesn't force people to join them after heavily criticizing and belittling them for months, not do we have glorious revolutions I guess. The Kiwis are old friends who wanted to do something, they did it. There is no reason they should punish themselves by joining Polaris if that is not their desire.... and they should certainly not punish themselves by placing themselves within the annoyance circle of Junktard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Doesn't it just die at the end of that video? In my nation a bald eagle comes by and scoops him up before he hits bottom and takes him back to the top. "Want to go again, kiwi?" "No, I'm good, thanks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 I am shocked Polaris didn't pull the 'oL SNX force-them-to-disband-and-join ultimatum I wouldn't mind having this Evil Emperor reputation you give me, but in this case I'm not the bad guy... Masterchief777 really screwed AFRO over, his remaining officers deserted and he ran to peace mode... without warning the membership. Then he disbanded after the Offensive began, again without conferring with his membership. This is in contrast to the legitimate Imperium of Supernova X which was ratified by the membership, establishing a hard-won freedom paid for in blood. It was obvious from the beginning that these nations should rejoin SNX. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Some guy screwed AFRO over and here we are talking about it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 HA! Twyin is doing the exact same thing he cried about in another thread. Best of luck Kiwis. I'm glad Grub had mercy on your beaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 For Christ's sake, really? Just a Grub directed joke mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helbrecht Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 Some guy screwed AFRO over and here we are talking about it! What the..!!! Ok people, there shall be absolutely no messing with Hakai' fro. I mean it!!!!!!1!!! @kiwis... cool SIG. Imma steal it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmightyGrub Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 I understand now, you thought you were being funny. You weren't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 I understand now, you thought you were being funny. You weren't. In all fairness, this is the story at least 2312/3000 people around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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