Xanth Report post Posted August 5, 2015 (edited) As many of you know, Red Ass Commander Walsh the Beloved has left this world, likely to never return. He was proud to run the Screaming Red Asses, an alliance dedicated to independence in thought and action, unshackled the treaty web. As his P-47 Thunderbolt wings its way into the sunset, the thought occurred to us all that The Screaming Red Asses identity was flying off with him... without the Red Ass Commander, there can be no Red Asses. It is with deep regret that we announce the End of Existence of the Screaming Red Asses. Daunted but defiant, the Red Asses decided to take action, which lead to the following exchange and epiphany early one morning on IRC: XANTH: (amsg) BOOM-CHAGGA-LAGGA-LAGGA BOOM-CHAGGA-LAGGA-LAGGA BOOM-CHAGGA-LAGGA-LAGGA BOOM! KEVIN: Where the hell have you been, soldier? XANTH: Traaaaaaaining, sir! KEVIN: What kind of training, son? XANTH: Aaaaaaarmy training, sir! KEVIN: Where's your Red Ass Commander, men? XANTH: Blown up, sir! LURUNIN: Uhh, yes, sir, these are Walsh the Beloved's men. He deleted during basic training. KEVIN: So am I to understand you men completed your training on your own? XANTH: That's the fact, Jack! KEVIN: Captain, these are exactly the kind of go-getters I want on Planet Bob. It is with pride and a sense of bittersweetness that we announce Planet Bob's newest alliance: Same ol' asses, brand new theme! Government is: The Big Toe: Xanth The Murray: Smurthwaite The Raimis: RedArmy and Jraison Hot MP Chicks: Nymph and justrentjohnson FORUMS: IRC: WIKI: http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Stripes A few notes of clarification: 1. The Screaming Red Asses ended without ever acknowledging peace in the "Dre4m War". SRA was born at war, and ended at war. 2. Stripes considers itself at war with Limitless Nexus, Monsters, Inc., and Confederatio Aesir until such time as a peace agreement is brokered. 3. All treaty obligations under the terms of the Lawyers, Guns and Money Doctrine will carry over to Stripes until further notice. That's the facts, Jack! Edited August 5, 2015 by Xanth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alexio15 Report post Posted August 5, 2015 Welcome to the world stripes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xanth Report post Posted August 5, 2015 To note: forums and irc are staying the same for now. Gov names are subject to change and probably will soon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucius Optimus Report post Posted August 5, 2015 Good luck to STRIPES. Rest in peace Walsh the abominable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Dakota Report post Posted August 5, 2015 Happy birthday to us! And a toast to the beloved Walsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUHDUHDUH Report post Posted August 5, 2015 Walsh....left? ;-; Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the rebel Report post Posted August 5, 2015 Congratulations Methrage you caused a disbandment :p Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nymph Report post Posted August 5, 2015 I am the Burnett MP - I would totally do her : P I salute the new leaders of Stripes and may we continue to be a thorn in their asses! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SirWilliam Report post Posted August 5, 2015 Methrage caused nothing; please, please let this be one thread that he and you apologists don't make be about him. Stripes is legit and Kashmir has your backs. o7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattski133 Report post Posted August 5, 2015 and their fronts :ehm: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Hitchcock Report post Posted August 5, 2015 Where is dre4m? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
inquisitor severus Report post Posted August 5, 2015 Congrats to STRIPES. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knights of the Grail Report post Posted August 5, 2015 (edited) Fare thee well, Walsh the Beloved. Screaming Red Asses will be remembered. Edited August 5, 2015 by Knights of the Grail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the rebel Report post Posted August 5, 2015 Methrage caused nothing; please, please let this be one thread that he and you apologists don't make be about him. Why so serious? Stuck in 2006 are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Margrave Report post Posted August 5, 2015 Congratulations, Stripes! We'll always keep the Red Ass Commander close to our hearts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eviljak Report post Posted August 5, 2015 o/ STRIPES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SirWilliam Report post Posted August 5, 2015 Why so serious? Stuck in 2006 are you? Ohhh, it was meant to be witty. Didn't really convey. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YOLO SWAG Report post Posted August 5, 2015 I dig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KenMorningstar Report post Posted August 5, 2015 Congrats I suppose but seriously why did Walsh quit? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WarriorSoul Report post Posted August 5, 2015 So long to one of the classiest guys on Bob. I guess we'll settle for the shit show that Xanth and Smurth try to run. :P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xanth Report post Posted August 5, 2015 So long to one of the classiest guys on Bob. I guess we'll settle for the !@#$ show that Xanth and Smurth try to run. :P I still uphold the treaty AT you you know :P You are all kinds of apart of this shit show now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraison Report post Posted August 5, 2015 So long to one of the classiest guys on Bob. I guess we'll settle for the !@#$ show that Xanth and Smurth try to run. :P You're still my favorite nonconsensual (treaty) partner. <3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redarmy Report post Posted August 5, 2015 Did they take away our flight wings? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smurthwaite Report post Posted August 5, 2015 So long to one of the classiest guys on Bob. I guess we'll settle for the !@#$ show that Xanth and Smurth try to run. :P Oh this is pretty true. I won't even pretend I'll take my ques from Walsh. Remember, when I was in CSN before NPL formed, I was labeled the Minister of $%&@ because I spent so much time telling the government to "Go $%&@ themselves." It's still pretty much the same; now I just get to tell other governments to "Go $%&@ themselves." And Xanth. I promise to tell Xanth to "Go $%&@ Himself" at least once a day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dark Emperor Report post Posted August 5, 2015 For the Red Ass Commander! O/ Stripes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
