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It is with pleasure that I announce the following protectorate agreement:

 

 

 

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Doom Kingdom (DK) and the Imperium of Supernova-X (SNX), the signatories, in the spirit of a shared desire to enjoy pakalolo and for mutual benefit, announce the following pact:

 
Article I: Sovereignty
 
Both signatories are separate alliances.
 
Article II: Non-aggression
 
Both signatories will refrain from any and all forms of hostile activity against each other, be it something as explicit as the use of military force or something covert such as espionage, for the duration of the pact. Any violation of this article by a member of either alliance will be resolved through appropriate government to government communication in a respectful manner.
 
Article III: Intelligence
 
Both signatories are to share any information or intelligence which pertains to the safety, stability, or overall well-being of each other. The recipient of any such information or intelligence is not to share it with third parties without explicit permission.
 
Article IV:  Economic Commonwealth
 
SNX will enjoy Economic Commonwealth status with DK and allow exclusive access to tech production at mutually desired rates. SNX will also enjoy assistance from DK in implementing the Imperium 5 month plan goals. SNX and DK will also collaborate in other undisclosed areas.
 
Article V: Aid and Military Support
 
DK shall provide SNX with protection on a military level if required, and also diplomatic support as agreed between the signatories. DK may provide financial support to SNX, but is not required to do so except if unable to provide military assistance.  SNX may optionally provide military and/or financial support to DK.  
 
Article VI: Cancellation
 
Either party may cancel this agreement with 36 hours notice through appropriate channels.
 
 
 
Signed for Doom Kingdom,
 
The Doom Kingdom Government:
 
Doomfather - Hapapants
Doomanager - Lord Hershey
Doombassador - White Chocolate
Doomarshall - Banned
Doomerchant - Bdewakantunwan
Doomtender - Franz Ferdinand
Harbinger of Doom - *Classified*
 
The Doom Council:
 
- Artigo
- Berbers
- Caliph
- High Chancellor Liq
- Karl Godel
- Supreme Emperor Daeg
- Xavier Renegade Angel
 
 
Signed for Imperium of Supernova-X,
 
Immortan Junka, Grand Marshal of the Imperium Unified Command
Edward Graceford, Adjutant General of the Imperium Strategic Command
Lemac, Major General of the Imperium Revolutionary Guard

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And now for the rest of the story:

 <Immortan_Junka> I’ll keep it brief and avoid the philosophy
<WhiteChocolate> No philosophy?!  
<Immortan_Junka> lol I say that so people laugh instead of rolling eyes
<WhiteChocolate> we must be on better terms if i'm not getting a speech
<Immortan_Junka> yes
<Immortan_Junka> speeches are best when many are watching
<WhiteChocolate> show off
<Immortan_Junka> When I speak to people I think are trustworthy I am more businesslike
<WhiteChocolate> you will excuse me if that sounds odd to me
<Immortan_Junka> actually, I wanted to bring up a thought exercise
<Immortan_Junka> this theoretical alliance approached doomsphere about relations
<Immortan_Junka> first reaction would be?

(more discussion and it’s clear that the “thought exercise” is about SNX)

<WhiteChocolate> And when taken out of the realm of hypothetical, I do have our membership and leadership to deal with.  You challenge me, Sir, on how to even sell this to Doom Kingdom and DBDC.  HA!  I like a challenge, but you know not what you suggest!
<Immortan_Junka> lol, its just a thought exercise at the moment
<Immortan_Junka> my opinion is that doomsphere in general is big on turf
<Immortan_Junka> expanding turf means expanding treaty connections
<Immortan_Junka> it gives you wars to fight and allies to call upon
<WhiteChocolate> Seriously, oh, hi Cuba, just a little update, we're going to treaty SNX and guess who is in charge over there now...
 <Immortan_Junka> lol
<Immortan_Junka> the highest conquest is turning an enemy into an ally and I don't think he would turn that down
<WhiteChocolate> He is, but with something like this I might have to take one nuke before his strategic mind kicks in :P
<Immortan_Junka> lol
<WhiteChocolate> We are called doomsphere for a reason
<Immortan_Junka> this is just a thought exercise, not a negotiation

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One last point, notice the new Doom Kingdom government changes. 


 

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Pleased to see this treaty come into fruition! Many will be surprised by this development, but that's exactly what this world needs. I look forward to the New Imperium of Supernova X advancing the producers revolution and restoring our alliance to greatness!

 

o/ Imperium!

o/ Doom Kingdom!

 

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I knew it!

I like this a lot. Congratulations!

Don't think for a second, Dajobo, that I don't see your cunning plan in sending a certain person over to tempt us.  It's just, well - tech - we need our fix.

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Glad to have you with us, Tywin.

 

Are you !@#$@#$ serious... are you even able to say that with a straight face and look at yourself in the mirror afterwords without self loathing?

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Dearest ImaMoron Junka

 

So at the end of the day all that crap you posted for the last 12 months was just truly crap, you know all the stuff you were told was complete rubbish? (don't answer it was rhetorical).  Not only was it complete crap, you obviously didn't believe any of it either.  You might not be as bat-shit crazy as people thought... actually I know you are and now you have sold out your master political plan as the eye of Ivan and the wind beneath the wings of francoism to be a tech farm for the bowlsmearers.  Good job.  Hopefully the inferior tech sales rate they offered you helps act as a hair coat for eternity at what is truly one of the more psychologically gymnastic efforts I have ever seen on Bob.  DK must be wetting themselves at how easy it was to intimidate the great and mighty guardian of morality into being a subjugated peon within their pirate kingdom. 

 

Also obligatory congratulations and even more obligatory LOL and even more obligatory REDACTED.  I am truly happy to see you so far from Polaris.

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Dearest ImaMoron Junka

 

So at the end of the day all that crap you posted for the last 12 months was just truly crap, you know all the stuff you were told was complete rubbish? (don't answer it was rhetorical).  Not only was it complete crap, you obviously didn't believe any of it either.  You might not be as bat-!@#$ crazy as people thought... actually I know you are and now you have sold out your master political plan as the eye of Ivan and the wind beneath the wings of francoism to be a tech farm for the bowlsmearers.  Good job.  Hopefully the inferior tech sales rate they offered you helps act as a hair coat for eternity at what is truly one of the more psychologically gymnastic efforts I have ever seen on Bob.  DK must be wetting themselves at how easy it was to intimidate the great and mighty guardian of morality into being a subjugated peon within their pirate kingdom. 

 

Also obligatory congratulations and even more obligatory LOL and even more obligatory REDACTED.  I am truly happy to see you so far from Polaris.

There there grub, tell us how you really feel.

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