Bourgeoisie Warrior Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 I like that we're removing CBs from this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted July 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 (edited) I like that we're removing CBs from this. I've got a CB: I need SNX money to gold plate my toilet. Edit: Went too far with previous edit. Edited July 12, 2015 by Duderonomy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuMann Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 I wish you were in range. If I had free slots, I'd be tempted to send you aid in hopes you'd buy up. It would beat the *smash window, grab TV, run* rhythm I've got going now. We don't always get what we want, comrade. That'd be much appreciated. Bringing window makers & installers, 2nd hand buyers & sellers much business, I see. @ zog My dear zogginess, mercy killing? More like spree killing, massacre. See, it's like some gangs found an under-funded, under-staffed cop shop, & decided it'll be fun to trash the place, fry some "pigs". They had families. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingzog Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 @ zog My dear zogginess, mercy killing? More like spree killing, massacre. See, it's like some gangs found an under-funded, under-staffed cop shop, & decided it'll be fun to trash the place, fry some "pigs". They had families. You say 'potato', I say 'euthanasia'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 We don't always get what we want, comrade. That'd be much appreciated. Bringing window makers & installers, 2nd hand buyers & sellers much business, I see. @ zog My dear zogginess, mercy killing? More like spree killing, massacre. See, it's like some gangs found an under-funded, under-staffed cop shop, & decided it'll be fun to trash the place, fry some "pigs". They had families. Call in reinforcements from other precints then, run those Gangs off your turf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 You say 'potato', I say 'euthanasia'. Personally, I don't like tech raids, but this made me laugh, and I'm not even drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuMann Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Call in reinforcements from other precints then, run those Gangs off your turf Unfortunately, our situation's like that of Mexico, particularly border areas. They got bought, or am hiding somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PuliSher Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Lucrative "raiding" gayrollers and people of the NoRth :smug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Why are the NoRtherners trying to exterminate us brown people :( You must be jealous of our warm weather and better food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted July 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 Why are the NoRtherners trying to exterminate us brown people :( You must be jealous of our warm weather and better food. Not in it for extermination or ragebait, but I do enjoy warm weather and better food. Could you put it in a sack for me please? Kthxbai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero-One Posted July 14, 2015 Report Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) SNX, as terrible as your alliance is, you deserve better. If you gotta burn, at least go down with a fight, guns blazing. Edited July 14, 2015 by Zero-One Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted July 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 This just in: in a surprising move, Non Grata nations have been sending food, money, and weapons to SuperNova X nations with the message "Sithgeld" attached. It's thought that these gifts are intended to buy the islands of Pakalolo for nuclear testing, but analysts are divided. A few wonder if Pakalolo is even worth the gifts being sent, since they most definitely did not develop super cruisers and pewpew lasers back in the 1800s, while others wonder whether this influx of money will make Pakalolo too expensive for natives to live in. The future of Pakalolo? In the meantime, flesh-eating mutants have been seen in Dudevania as the result of recent nuclear attacks there. While some run and consider this a major setback for Dudevania tourism, geneticists claim this can only improve variety in the gene pool, since "it's not like the inhabitants were doing it any favors". Even the dik-dik have gone post-apocalyptic. Look at that mohawk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 (edited) lol you say "The future of pakalolo" its even more funny when you understand what it means :P Edited July 15, 2015 by Immortan Junka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 lol you say "The future of pakalolo" its even more funny when you understand what it means :P Let me give it a shot. One could say, these raids are to ensure your number 1 cash crop makes it to market in more efficient manner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 I think it is a brilliant tactic, the plants are all over the countryside and everytime we get bombed they catch fire. Our enemies, unused to the weed, become disorganized, then I send in my Ganja Bezerkers ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Ganja berzerkers...So high they fall on top of the first mine and explode... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 15, 2015 Report Share Posted July 15, 2015 Ganja berzerkers...So high they fall on top of the first mine and explode... Have you ever tried sparring while smoking? For me I find it a performance enhancer, adrenaline counteracts the "laziness" effect and a disciplined mind becomes more creative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 Have you ever tried sparring while smoking? For me I find it a performance enhancer, adrenaline counteracts the "laziness" effect and a disciplined mind becomes more creative. Must be genetically altered, recalling the days of my youth, it always made me docile and gave me this overwhelming urge to travel to the closest store with the most Twinkies. & Ho Ho's, I'll give the creativity part, what I could do with a piece of bread, slice of ham and cheese. you be the judge :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurnipCruncher Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 I don't find gripping onto the toilet u-bend to stop the earths rotation throwing you off the planet aids combat at all. And lol at apple autocorrect capitalising AIDS. The ghost of Steve Jobs haunts my phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted July 16, 2015 Report Share Posted July 16, 2015 OOC: http://articles.latimes.com/2009/apr/09/sports/sp-mma-diaz-strikeforce8 It's pretty common among MMA fighters to smoke :p Though to be fair I haven't gotten into the ring for a couple years. IC: I need a woman who can make me a sammich like that :awesome: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keysariyt Hanssen Posted July 18, 2015 Report Share Posted July 18, 2015 I need a woman who can make me a sammich like that :awesome: We're all unavailable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gowfanatic Posted July 19, 2015 Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 We're all unavailable. there you have it folks. Planet Bob has given up on SNX, and all of womankind has given up on tywin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted July 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2015 IC: I need a woman who can make me a sammich like that :awesome: We're all unavailable. there you have it folks. Planet Bob has given up on SNX, and all of womankind has given up on tywin. News Flash: Shark Emo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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