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Kingdom of Pakalolo establishes Workers Paradise

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OFFICIAL KINGDOM OF PAKALOLO

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT

 

IMMORTAN JUNKA ESTABLISHES WORKERS PARADISE

 

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Immortan Junka is recrowned with his 2008 Helmet of Order

 

 

GLORIOUS NEWS! SHEDDING HIS REINCARNATED GUISE AS "TYWIN LANNISTER," JUNKALUNKA HAS CLAIMED THE TITLE OF IMMORTAN, OR IMMORTAL MAN, A WRAITH-PSYKER OF IMMENSE POWER WHO SURVIVED THE ORIGINAL GENOCIDE OF THE HAWAIIAN NATION AND IMPERIAL ASSAULT ALLIANCE BY THE NEW PACIFIC ORDER IN 2008.

 

SINCE THAT TIME, IMMORTAN JUNKA HAS SHOWN INCREDIBLE ADEPTNESS IN SURVIVING EZI, COUPS, BETRAYALS, AND REACTIONARY ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS, ALWAYS ABLE TO RETURN TO FULL STRENGTH WHEN HE WILLS IT. THIS WAS RECENTLY DEMONSTRATED TO ITS FULLEST BY THE KINGDOM'S RECENT NUCLEAR WEAPONS ACCOMPLISHMENTS, UNSEEN SINCE 2008.

 

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The workers of the Kingdom construct Wonders of the World in Paradise

 

THE KINGDOM'S GLORIOUS ACHIEVEMENTS ARE DUE TO THE ASSIMILATION OF THE STRONGEST IMMIGRANT POPULATION INTO THE KINGDOM CITIZENRY. IMMIGRANTS TYPICALLY WORK TWO WEEKS BASED OUT OF STATE LABOR CAMPS, WHICH PROVIDE FREE HOUSING AND FOOD IN RETURN FOR 12 HOURS LABOR.

 

AT THE END END OF EACH WORK DAY, WORKERS RELAX WITH STATE-PROVIDED PAKALOLO (CANNABIS) IN ROYAL THEATERS PROVIDING STATE-FUNDED MOVIES AND EXCITING HISTORICAL DOCUMENTARIES. PERIODICALLY, THE CAMPS ARE CLOSED AND THE GOOD WORKERS ARE PAID A CASH BONUS AND ATTEND 5 ROYAL CHURCHES, WHICH COMBINE CHRISTIANITY WITH NATIONALISM.

 

WITH THIS FRAMEWORK ESTABLISHED, MOST IMMIGRANT WORKERS RISE TO FULL CITIZENSHIP AND ARE ASSIMILATED INTO THE SOCIAL NATION. THUS, THE KINGDOM'S CITIZENRY IS EVER EXPANDING, CONSTANTLY AUGMENTED BY THE MOST SUPERIOR IMMIGRANTS. THIS HARDY CITIZENRY TRAINS IN GUERRILLA CAMPS AND PROVIDE A PROUD, HARD TO BREAK ROYAL MILITIA DURING TIMES OF WAR.

Edited by Immortan Junka

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