smurthwaite Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 I've been telling you IT is coming for weeks now. IT is here. A Long Standing Tradition Will Continue http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?/topic/121913-nukapalooza-2014/?hl=nukapalooza http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?/topic/116824-it-has-come/?hl=nukapaloosa http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?/topic/111101-nukapalooza-2012/ Nukapalooza 2015 (May 31 - June 3) Featuring the Anniversary Party of the Nuclear Proliferation League (Why in Hell Do You Think We Reformed?) - Nukabeers aplenty. The Kegs are tapped in the Nukabar! This year we are featuring all labels from NPL microbrewery. - Roast a Government Member: We're probably hanging out in #NPL. Feel free to stop by and Troll Us. - Thunderdome! Two Men Enter; One Man Leaves. - Kill's House of !@#$%* Paint Art: A Lovely Contest to See How Bad You Might Suck (though Kill is judging, so you know). - SHENS! SHENS! SHENS! SHENANIGANS! AND MORE SHENS! - A BLOCK TO RIVAL DUNE (YES, I AM LEAKING OUR PLANS). - Did I Mention Shenanigans? - The NPL Ninja has returned. Call Our Forum For A Good Time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 (edited) First Looks like fun! :P Edited May 31, 2015 by Tywin Lannister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Those nuka beer labels are amazing though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted May 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Those nuka beer labels are amazing though A Salute to King MacSloppyPants. Though he was with us but a short time, his art endures forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Dakota Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Welcome back darlings. PS the next one to say shenanigans gets punched in the face. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted May 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Welcome back darlings. PS the next one to say shenanigans gets punched in the face. ;) o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malkavian Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 How do you celebrate this Western holiday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 All Hail NPL...o/ :awesome: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duderonomy Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Smurthwaite's shady shenanigans seem superfluous so sorry, silly sod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigrun Vapneir Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 Can you believe my cat woke me up and forced me to post this? Nonetheless, I love you guys. :beer: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 NukaBeers for all!!! O/NPL O/SMURTHWAITE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 NukaBeers for all!!! O/NPL O/SMURTHWAITE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted May 31, 2015 Report Share Posted May 31, 2015 FREE NUKA BEERS FOR ALL!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOLO SWAG Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 This is a really bad idea. Death to NPL and Nukapalooza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killjoy123 Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 This is a really bad idea. Death to NPL and Nukapalooza. If you feel strongly about it, take action. Let the shitty ms paint art begin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helbrecht Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Cheershh! Voted Smuth. Down with Spaz, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redarmy Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Oooo nuka beer. So many variers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaztik Muffin Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Cheershh! Voted Smuth. Down with Spaz, :facepalm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre4mwe4ver Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 I like IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo III Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Trolling? You got my attention. Go on ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REALPAL Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 NukaBeers for all!!! O/NPL We still love you Guys :nuke: :laugh: :lol1: :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysistrata Posted June 2, 2015 Report Share Posted June 2, 2015 I'll pass. Sticking with my Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout. Here's to good friends... too bad we haven't got any! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted June 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 (edited) As today is the last day of Nukapalooza, I figure I should deliver on the promised announcement of our new block. Thanks to those who contributed to bringing about: A Block to Rival DUNE Treaty [spoiler] [/spoiler] Article 1. Preamble We, the undersigned, hereby known as House Atreides, come together out the desperate need to procreate the ancient and the future. House Atreides is unlike any block past nor future, for we control the Water of Life and with it, the melange. Article 2: Sovereignty Of the past, we recognize our own achievements are our own. Of the future, we pledge to uphold the sovereignty of each individual AA's planetary rights, as well as their rights to breed as they see fit and travel as they please. Article 3: Membership We'll let you know if we will allow you to join our opposition to the Padishah Emperor, The Nobel Houses of Landsaard, and the Spacing Guild. Article 4: Peace, Security, War, and Control of Arrakis ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::REDACTED:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: against those who oppress our freedoms. As for war, we tend to frown heavily upon those who wish to impose their dispositions upon. Keep in mind that an attack on one signatory is an attack on all. In all other cases, we will nuke first and ask questions secondly. Any attempts to undermine our control of the melange will result in all out destruction. [spoiler]Disclaimer: Any signatories who wish not to uphold this part of the pact may voice their opinion to the contrary. Just not in public. Never in Public, !@#$%*es.[/spoiler] Article 5: New Signatories We'll sign them when and how we want to sign them. Article 6: Withdrawal We'll let you know if and when you can withdrawal. Attempts to do so before we let you know will result in ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::REDACTED::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::. Signed For the Nuclear Proliferation League Kem: Intergalactic Crusher of Moldy Holes, Lord of the Shens Dark Zone Elite: Dirty Man from Down Under the United States (center of the universe), Masturbater Extraordinaire, Drinker of Fine Alcohol (o/Black Label, Natural Ice, and Arbor Mist), King of Nobodies, Pwner of Spaztik Muffin and Father of all Brits, Shensumvirate Spaztik Muffin: Really from the Land Down Under (which is further from the center of the universe), Winner of NPL's Top Chef Award, Former Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling Champion, Replacement Crocodile Hunter, Shensumvirate Countainer: He Who Will Not Be Countained, He Who Shall Not Pass, He Who is Not Afraid to Pass, He Who Passed, Lover of all Things Gas, Shensumvirate Houston: Who the Hell is This Guy? perennial election loser living out his fantasies of power online, trusted inmate of the NPL asylum, 80 year-old man trapped in a young man's body, the guy who stares at you on the bus. Shensumvirate King Wally: King Nothing, Worshiper of all Music 1989 - 2001, Rap Master, Winner of Epic Rap Battles of History, Lives Upside Down, Has a Garage, Shensumvirate Kill - Warmonger, spammer of embassies, former ankle biter extraordinaire, unwanted step child. Shensumvirate Smurthwaite - Thrower of fits, Unimaginative Twit, Moral Crusader, Hater of Haters, Licker of Cati, Worshiper of the Red Ass, Full of BS, and CN Clown. Shensumvirate For Guinness: Redarmy, True Protector of the Realms, Owner of the 1%, Communist Extrodinaire For Los Pollos Hermanos: Not a single sig required For Pee Wee’s Playhouse: Again, they were owned For Imperial Assault Alliance: Junkalunka For TENE: Eviljack Who Asked for TENE to be Included in this Awesomeness For Hooligans: Dark Emporer Xanth of the I Don’t Give a $%&@ Clan Dre4mWe4ver Guardian of Left Right Out of the Hooligans For FOK: Muted_Faith at the Behest of JRaison (Nobody Told MF, but see Articles 5 and 6) For Rouge Légion Étrangère Ane: TheDarkEmporer Dre4mWe4ver May Admin Have Mercy, For We Are Sure Nobody Else Will Edit: c/p mistakes fixed Edited June 3, 2015 by smurthwaite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanth Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 It's been a long time coming! Dune ain't got shit on this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall14 Posted June 3, 2015 Report Share Posted June 3, 2015 It's Alive! :frantic: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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