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A while back a few corporate executives from Anarchy struck up some conversations with a couple coffee house owners and before you know it they became BFF's.  They started hanging out and found out that they shared a love for alcohol.   Next think you know the executives made a few calls and found a great little place to invest in, and word got out to some amazing Sandwich makers, and they all decided to go all in on the concept, and the doors were ready to open!


After much thought, discussion and drinking we have decided to finally make this happen.  I am pleased to announce that Last Call now exists, and Anarchy Inc, The Sandwich Confederation, and The Javahouse League will slowly fade into non-existence ...may your mead and beer flow freely to celebrate!





Last Call Charter

Last call is an alliance which has no problem making sure if you have too much to drink you have a couch to pass out on for the night.  We can pick on each other, but if someone else tries to pick on us we have no problem defending each other.  We thrive on activity, communication and community.  We show respect for each other and have no problem being honest.   This is our agreement as drinking buddies and it will guide us on all that we do.

Finding an open bar stool:

We welcome new members to our bar.  We encourage activity and uphold our values of not taking the last beer.  The new members should not have issues with other bars or members of other bike clubs.  We do however reserve the right to refuse service if we feel you have had too much to drink.  Our Doorman and Bartender will assist you in obtaining VIP membership.  We expect New Members with no experience to show they can handle their drinks.

Ownership of the Bar:

While we adhere to cleaning up after oneself around here, we do have a few key members that have volunteered to make sure everyone is on their best behavior.

     •   Proprietors-  These are our bar owners, they have the final say on all business of the bar and represent our membership officially on all matters.  The number of proprietors can change based on the needs of the business. Being a Proprietor has some perks, but is also requires  time.  Proprietors are in charge until resigning the position.  New Proprietors are confirmed by VIP's.  Proprietors hire and oversee’s members of Last Call’s middle management team listed below.

Middle Management:
     •   Manager- Our managers care about the day to day bottom line.  They are responsible for the financial stability of the bar.  Without money, we can’t buy alcohol.  That would be bad for business. 
      •   Bouncers- Everyone wants to be safe in a bar.  Our Bouncers make sure that members are safe while getting hammered and having fun.
      •   Porter- Our Porter makes sure that everyone’s coats are checked at the door and performs our background checks on all our potential members.
      •   Host-  Our Host manages our Tap lounge for all our visitors.  The Host will ensure that they have a great experience from the Coatroom all the way to the exit.
      •   Bartender- Of course the most important person in the bar, he makes sure that the drinks keep flowing for everyone and the bar stays clean.

Fine print: Management staff can be removed by majority vote of remaining staff or VIP members, or unanimous decision of the Proprietors.

VIP Member: These are the members who have been accepted as VIP members within Last Call.
Patron:  All other nations who hold membership in Last Call.
Under age: Pending members.

Formal relations with other establishments:

The entire VIP membership will determine what other bars we like and will hang out with.  This is done by a 48 hour vote.  Once they have made up their mind that they like some other establishment, the necessary plaques will be placed on the wall.  All other establishment’s we affiliate with will be confirmed by our VIP members by 51% vote.

Informal relations with other establishments:

If a fight happen in other establishments and VIP membership wants to get involved, we  reserve the right to assist even if the establishment attacked does not have a plaque on the wall in our bar.  This requires a 2/3rd majority vote of the VIP membership.

Fighting outside the bar:

No members of Last Call may partake in any aggressive actions unless approved by middle management or above.

In the case of an alliance war, Last Call will act on any M level treaty or understanding that gets activated, any O level treaty will require a vote by bar middle management and above.

Amending the charter:

This document can be amended by membership request followed by a minimum of 48  hour discussion period.  Once the discussion period has completed all VIP’s will be notified by mail and will cast their vote within the next 48 hours.  A ¾ majority of all voting participants must be achieved for the amendment to be ratified. Artical VI- Disbandment

Merge or Disbanding:

To merge Last Call with another alliance or disband it, a simple majority vote of the Managers is required to bring it to the VIP membership.  The merger or disbandment must then be approved by a 2/3 vote of those VIP members who vote within an allocated 48 hour period.  An announcement must be made to all members prior to the beginning of the vote informing them that the vote is taking place.



Our starting government will be:

  • Proprietors- John Churchill, Saphyre
  • Manager- Gambona
  • Bouncer- SpanktheFrank
  • Porter- Shavar
  • Host- Ainalave
  • Bartenders- Lonewolf and Magical Muslim


Anarchy Inc, The Javahouse League, BAPS, and SNAFU will be protected for 30 days from this announcement.


DMFA will continue to be protected by Last Call.


Our Forums can be located here....and our IRC channel will be #cnlastcall on coldfront!


We acknowledge all our friends from the merging alliances and stress that we will continue to be friends and share the beer. 


We are also pleased to announce the Whiskey Diet Accords:


Whiskey Diet Accords

Article I: A Night on the Town

While this drinking pact is binding, each drinking buddy acknowledges that the other is his own man. With this acknowledgment, each drinking buddy should agree to live in peace, prosperity, and perpetual insobriety.

Article II: Overheard at the Bar

If you get there early, you order for your bros. Life is too short to wait for the bartender. If while waiting for your drinking buddy you overhear someone at the bar threatening your broski, this drinking pact dictates that he is to give the other drinking buddy a heads up as soon as possible.

Article III: Spotting

!@#$ happens. Sometimes you leave your wallet at home. As part of this drinking pact, each drinking buddy can ask for the other to spot them the tab or to cover a couple rounds. As good drinking buddies, it is encouraged to help a brother in need, but not required. They have bills to pay too, y'know.

Article IV: Bar Fights

We all know that guy. He drinks too much and becomes belligerent. Thinks your drinking buddy looked at him the wrong way. If you find that your bro has been viciously attacked with a pool cue, this drinking pact calls for you to step in, have your man's back, and beat the other guy's ass.

Article V: Blaze of Glory

At the same time, if your drinking buddy is THAT guy, then this drinking pact gives you the option to either step in and help your drinking buddy or to step aside and watch him take on the world in a drunken rage.

Article VI: Closing Time

If there should ever be a time when the bar is closing and heading home instead of keeping the party going is more beneficial to the friendship, this drinking pact can be dissolved with seventy-two (72) hours notice to the other drinking buddy via text message. After those seventy-two (72) hours have passed, a ninety-six (96) hour non-aggression pact begins and shall be in full force.

Emperor of the New Pacific Order
Dungeon Master of Order

Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order

Necoho & Scourge,
Imperial Officers of Foreign Affairs of the New Pacific Order


For Last Call


John Churchill




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Very pleased to see this.  Best wishes to my friends in Last Call.  I will stop by to share a drink with friends often.  Hail Last Call!


NPO - stay true to your plaque on the wall with this establishment.  I know they will in return.  I'm happy to see that too. :D  Congrats to both.

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Protected by Kashmir ftw,,, :awesome: How long though, just curious as it would appear they will be able to protect themselves shortly as should MonsterInc IMO...Are you planning to upgrade to secret treaties later? Just curious old friend... :popcorn: <---Oh snap eating more monsanto popcorn... :frantic:

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